Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Can we get a Kyle Rittenhouse salt thread that is just salt? I don't really care about the retarded galaxy brain legal analysis and hot takes.

 

[Mafoxy[マフォクシー]]

Holy fuck. This is producing so much copium right now. Here's a taste.

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[Calico Jack]

It's a terrible event that happened, and I'm glad that we can now move forward into a better future.
America is an entertaining country, to be sure!

 

[Mr. Brown]

He could very well end up going down a dark path to an early death if he has a combination of trauma and money. He needs to find a way to live a productive life.

Finding a good woman and having a family will help, it's probably best to move somewhere new out in the country and start a new life.

 

[Xarpho]

I'm 100 pages late, but while I'm surprised that he got off on weapons charges, I think whatever shit he deserved for it, he already got.

On one hand, God is good, the judge is just, the jurors did the right thing.
On the other hand, everyone involved will get shit for this (I expect the Left to turn on the prosecutor for fucking up the case), commies and criminals will chimp out; stay safe frens.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Civil Suits are brewing

It would be apropos for Kyle to wind up with millions of Biden's CCP dollars.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Barnes seems to be in it for the clout and I think that's kind of fucked up.

I don't think that is a valid assessment. Dude already made his name and has consistently been on Kyle's side and pushing hard for him in the court of law and the court of public opinion.

 

[BradCarter]

When will Kyle be getting his gun back? He should raffle it off and pick 6 names out of the bingo tumbler with the last one getting the gun. Or maybe an auction. I’m sure either of them would be a good choice. The left would be seething, especially if he sends the guns across state lines.

I feel like Black might not give it to him now that he caused all this legal trouble lol

 

[Ita Mori]

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I'm glad we agree.

 

[WutangLee]

the black sun is the dopest looking iconography, fite me

doesn't really work when you're half mexican

 

[Duke Nukem]

>All the gay prison fanfiction about Kyle stays fiction

And thank God for that!

I thought he was going to be fed to the prison wolves to appease the commies for sure.

Now he needs to sue the fuck out of Joe Biden for defamation of character, and fucking WIN

 

[Probably An Autist]

I expect the Left to turn on the prosecutor for fucking up the case)

to be fair the prosecution deserve everything they get for being disingenuous, slimy fucks.

 

[FlappyBat]

The kid wanted to patch up some cuts. Put out fires. And not be murdered by a pedophile rapist. He will likely have trauma from that night for the rest of his life all because he wanted to do some good.

For all the memes about him, I hope one day he can walk around his town and no one will know him except as that one male nurse at the hospital.

 

[WTFisgoingon]

All the accounts coping going protected on twitter is just absolutely hilarious. They want to seethe but keep their hugbox

 

[Duke Nukem]

doesn't really work when you're half mexican

Mexican white supremacists exist, ask Jim Crow Joe if you don't believe me.

 

[Hyro]

Now time for him to sue the media and finish the fight.

 

[Estolysis]

"we wuz victims n'shiet"

 

[HumanHive]

Hmmmm, thinking face.jpg

 

[Oxous]

@Gehenna what would an internship like that even look like?

Kyle would try walking into the Capitol, every progressive Dem would run out the back door shrieking about their life being threatened by this white supremacist killer, and then find himself unable to actually do his job. Gaetz/Cawthorn/Gosar/whoever ends up getting him would keep him on the payroll though, as a courtesy more than anything.

 

[Sprocket]

Seeing Kyle collapse broke my heart.

His mother and sister's reactions hit me in the feels too.