Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

Tess, the successful supermodel is half naked and selling sex toys on the internet. This is a new low for Tess. It's all down hill from here.

 

[Water-T]

Gentlemen - place your bets on how long it'll be before Narc Queen Tess Holiday makes the Rittenhouse verdict all about her.....somehow.

WHEN WILL THE REEEING BEGIN?

 

[lottalove]

Boudoir theme: "This is where I poop."

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

As always, women who brag about their sex toy collection are like men who brag about their porn collection.

maybe she's just too fat to pose any other way.

It’s this. A vibrator company likely has a shoestring budget for shit like this so they likely hired a cheap photographer who undoubtedly got tired of Tess’s shit only seconds after meeting so there was no attempt to salvage the shoot or make Tess look good. Snapped a few photos, applied some basic effects on Photoshop and that was it.

Tess, the successful supermodel is half naked and selling sex toys on the internet. This is a new low for Tess. It's all down hill from here.

Ever since her ill-fated trip to London, the Tubbster’s level of desperation has skyrocketed. She’s just taking, most likely begging for, anything that is offered to her. Gives us some more insight as to what happened over on the other side of the pond.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

As always, women who brag about their sex toy collection are like men who brag about their porn collection.

It’s this. A vibrator company likely has a shoestring budget for shit like this so they likely hired a cheap photographer who undoubtedly got tired of Tess’s shit only seconds after meeting so there was no attempt to salvage the shoot or make Tess look good. Snapped a few photos, applied some basic effects on Photoshop and that was it.

Ever since her ill-fated trip to London, the Tubbster’s level of desperation has skyrocketed. She’s just taking, most likely begging for, anything that is offered to her. Gives us some more insight as to what happened over on the other side of the pond.

Didn't she do some work for this company last year as well?

 

[Water-T]

Ever since her ill-fated trip to London, the Tubbster’s level of desperation has skyrocketed. She’s just taking, most likely begging for, anything that is offered to her. Gives us some more insight as to what happened over on the other side of the pond.

Since London, Tess had sold off a bunch of clothes, taken a modelling job for free in exchange for exposure, and shilled sex toys.

It's obvious that she's hurting for money and her career has gone past the bottom of the barrel down into the bedrock.

 

[Constellationzero]

Since London, Tess had sold off a bunch of clothes, taken a modelling job for free in exchange for exposure, and shilled sex toys.

It's obvious that she's hurting for money and her career has gone past the bottom of the barrel down into the bedrock.

As JESUS intended.

LOVE that for her!

 

[Cheesegirl78]

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Boudoir theme: "This is where I poop."

Rate me autistic or whatever, but Pixi looks 100% better than Tess ever could.

 

[Salubrious]

Tess, just because you manage to squeeze your giant ass in 4x doesn't mean it could "easily" fit a 5x.

5XL is the size that elite Strongmen wear. It's the size t-shirt THE MOUNTAIN would wear for most of his career (maybe 6XL when he pulled 501 kg). Heck, he's probably a 4XL now that he's dropped 100 pounds for his boxing career.

Tess, you are wearing the same size clothing as THE MOUNTAIN and you don't think it's weird?

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

She is really trying to play up her *gag* sex appeal. But what in the hell is with these awful poses? Why would anyone who approves social media posts for that brand say "Yes, this awkward, completely UNSEXY pose is what we want for our company!"
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Tess' torso and shelf ass look like the torso of someone who suffers from Brittle Bones Disease. And the scene looks indeed like something out of a Lynch movie. Or you open the worst of all possible doors at the Overlook Hotel, and are greeted with this scene.

This time they managed a shot where her fupa didn't hang pass her tigh. Yes, that has happened before.

The house of cards is really collapsing her body. I mean the signs were there all along. But London seems to have exacerbated things, it seems.

My money is on she tried crawling back to her former agency, and they told her in no uncertain terms to fuck off. And maybe her main feeder told her the same.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

She is really trying to play up her *gag* sex appeal. But what in the hell is with these awful poses? Why would anyone who approves social media posts for that brand say "Yes, this awkward, completely UNSEXY pose is what we want for our company!"
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It’s like someone ordered pin-up photos on Wish.

 

[Barbarella]

Those pictures make no sense. I think they took off her Dolly tat and added it later, which is why on one picture it’s on her body and arm.

Her boobs should be hanging much lower so those are shooped. I guess the bra has no cups? Or it’s skin colored again, like that shirt from before? Or it’s supposed to not have cups? I don’t see nips. They smoothed her ass and did what they could there.

Why is that old TV on? To distract us? Why would a company hire somebody who can’t reach to use their product to advertise it? The whole thing confuses me.

Plus, she’s in the same kneeling position she always is. Just take her old photo and add the product and background. It’d be easier than trying to get her to pose, I’m sure.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Those pictures make no sense. I think they took off her Dolly tat and added it later, which is why on one picture it’s on her body and arm.

Her boobs should be hanging much lower so those are shooped. I guess the bra has no cups? Or it’s skin colored again, like that shirt from before? Or it’s supposed to not have cups? I don’t see nips. They smoothed her ass and did what they could there.

Why is that old TV on? To distract us? Why would a company hire somebody who can’t reach to use their product to advertise it? The whole thing confuses me.

Plus, she’s in the same kneeling position she always is. Just take her old photo and add the product and background. It’d be easier than trying to get her to pose, I’m sure.

I'm wondering how many people it took to lift her from that kneeling position.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

It's obvious that she's hurting for money

Not for tattoo though!

Gentlemen - place your bets on how long it'll be before Narc Queen Tess Holiday makes the Rittenhouse verdict all about her.....somehow.

WHEN WILL THE REEEING BEGIN?

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Looking forward to the inevitable Muh POC post.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

Lol

 

[wedgehog]

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"I will block all of you that interrupt my baseless reeing with actual facts."

 

[Water-T]

"I will block all of you that interrupt my baseless reeing with actual facts."

 

[Local Fed]

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I wonder if Tess (who is exceptionally stupid) read what was under the picture of Rittenhouse and thinks that he's the one who shot Jacob Blake.

Edit: @JambledUpWords posted more pics in the Rittenhouse mega thread.

 

[NoReturn]

Fatletics time:

 

[Owlflaps]

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Didn't Kyle kill white people?