DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
anyone have video or timestamp of him doing the new stroke eyes
at the 26 minute mark.

or here at 14:30 in:
 
anyone have video or timestamp of him doing the new stroke eyes
I captured it from the very start of his prestream. I got it straight from the source but here's the timestamped link for Raw's clip of it.
I also left a comment on the video with the timestamp.

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He does this clownmode shit almost every time he boots up his cam in the morning, this morning was just extra special. It's always where I go first when looking for thumbnails.
 
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I captured it from the very start of his prestream. I got it straight from the source but here's the timestamped link for Raw's clip of it.
I also left a comment on the video with the timestamp.

Protip: you can move through youtube videos frame by frame with < and >.

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He does this clownmode shit almost every time he boots up his cam in the morning, this morning was just extra special. It's always where I go first when looking for thumbnails.
He's such a specimen of a human
 
He's such a specimen of a human
DSP at 45

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(just not as happy)
 
Pussy can't be bothered to treat his electronics nicely due to leaving them on all the time, but he comes and cries about Fightcade. He wouldn't handle it due to being an absolute joke and his fragile ego would be shattered by well-known people. Instead, he has to hide in the ghettos and beat down a bunch of dent heads.
 
this fightcade rant, is...mother fucker really has lost his mind. So much cope.
Since when was Phil an "expert" on fightcade.

He just can't help but act arrogant about stuff he knows nothing about.

"It's a buyer's market for cars" I still remember when he said that, and he hasn't stopped with the garbage takes.

Just say you are afraid of getting your ass handed to you Phil because we know that's the reason.
 
Wasn't Jaxx Raxor... Leaving? I swear he had commented some weeks ago about how he was going to stop contributing. Or did he just say that he wasn't going to be giving that much money anymore?

What the fuck is up with these abusive relationships between Phil and his paypigs? It's like they just can't escape him. Same thing with R.E.T.A.R.D.E.D., it's like Phil is some kind of drug to these folks.
 
Wasn't Jaxx Raxor... Leaving? I swear he had commented some weeks ago about how he was going to stop contributing. Or did he just say that he wasn't going to be giving that much money anymore?

What the fuck is up with these abusive relationships between Phil and his paypigs? It's like they just can't escape him. Same thing with R.E.T.A.R.D.E.D., it's like Phil is some kind of drug to these folks.
IIRC Jaxx was going to start hanging out with some new friends on Fridays.

It seems they realized he was a weirdo cuck faggot and stopped inviting him after just the one time hahahaha
 
Wasn't Jaxx Raxor... Leaving? I swear he had commented some weeks ago about how he was going to stop contributing. Or did he just say that he wasn't going to be giving that much money anymore?

What the fuck is up with these abusive relationships between Phil and his paypigs? It's like they just can't escape him. Same thing with R.E.T.A.R.D.E.D., it's like Phil is some kind of drug to these folks.
Because the paypigs are just as big as losers as DSP. Remember when TimboSlice came to the farms and told everyone that he was "through with DSP.", only come to find out that the idiot was going through bankruptcy TWICE and STILL contributed to DSP, and went crawling back on hands and feet to kiss the gout foot once again until he got burned YET again by the goutmaster?

As for why, it's the sunk-cost fallacy: maybe if I throw more money into this black hole known as Phil Burnell, I'll feel some sense of happiness, because my life is a empty shell a la TimboSlice, Jaxx, Derich, etc....Also, they're so caught up in the lie that DSP spins Phil Jones can do no wrong, until they're getting ready to drink the gout-aid and come to their senses. That's after DSP has bled them dry a la MajorRiot and one wrong word, banned!
 
"do you like children?"

Did he respond to this shit?

No did not read that part.
Dark Dave's mirror pointed that part out.

He should have read that and called Derich out. If no one tries to help this guy he's going to be another "Chris Chan."

Plus Phil ranted about "streamers" needing to take "responsibility" over their "audience." Yet here he is just acting like Derich isn't curious about little kids...

I hope to god he never has kids because this type of negligence over possible pedophilia is disgusting.

(Again it could be innocent, but this is Derich...and he @'s pornstars on twitter)
 
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Okay, originally I was going to comment about Phil’s underwear because that’s pretty bad, but what the actual holy fuck Derich you tard :story:

My sides are in fucking orbit. I’m tempted to say Freudian slip but given that Derich’s brain doesn’t run any background processes outside of whatever he’s currently writing dialogue about, this is probably 100% what he intended to say. The message starts out so innocent too, the end came like a punch in the fucking gut. Keep it up Derich, maybe at this rate you can be the next lolcow with a prison saga!
 
No did not read that part.
Dark Dave's mirror pointed that part out.
Phil did that on purpose. Spoiler alert, Dave hates children. Anything that requires taking care of another person that isn't Phil Burnell isn't worth his time. Also, to do the work to have kids, well, the incident
Okay, originally I was going to comment about Phil’s underwear because that’s pretty bad, but what the actual holy fuck Derich you tard :story:

My sides are in fucking orbit. I’m tempted to say Freudian slip but given that Derich’s brain doesn’t run any background processes outside of whatever he’s currently writing dialogue about, this is probably 100% what he intended to say. The message starts out so innocent too, the end came like a punch in the fucking gut. Keep it up Derich, maybe at this rate you can be the next lolcow with a prison saga!
And knowing Derich, he'll somehow get a phone on the inside still tweeting at porn stars about his favorite scat scene. Out of all the wheelchairs, Derich is the one that creeps me the hell out.
 
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