Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Y'all need to read the thread instead of just posting. Seriously.

His request for sealing specifically said that the filing contained both his place of employment and worker ID number, and that he was worried we would get ahold of it and get him fired. This was just a few weeks ago.
His argument in full for anyone curious:
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And what's even more impressive, shitty pop music that anyone could have refrained to make in a second.


I noticed the part in his latest post saying he did the lawsuit with the help of lawyers, but mainly alone, because he's "the best".

I'm such a nice guy that I genuinely thought, at first, that it was some self deprecating humor. Obviously it isn't. But he really could use some.
Its the same lawyers as the ones who told him to file the lawsuit against Taylor Swift
 
Oh ffs. Chloe explained exactly why she committed suicide. She was protesting the abysmal state of mental health care in the US. Her thread had been dormant for months when she killed herself. In fact, she hadn't mentioned us at all for a long time according to people who knew her.
 
Oh ffs. Chloe explained exactly why she committed suicide. She was protesting the abysmal state of mental health care in the US. Her thread had been dormant for months when she killed herself. In fact, she hadn't mentioned us at all for a long time according to people who knew her.
Yeah. Also, Julie Terryberry killed herself because she was mentally ill and her boyfriend was an abusive, manipulative piece of shit who drove her to it.

Elizabeth Waite’s wife said she didn’t even know that Kiwi Farms existed when she took her own life.

There’s no proof that Byuu/Near is even dead, because he’s a lying liar who lies.

Russhole pulls this argument out of his ass every time he goes to Mommy Judicial System crying and demanding that the mean Kiwis stop laughing at him, and every time it’s just as stupid and untrue.
 
Yeah. Also, Julie Terryberry killed herself because she was mentally ill and her boyfriend was an abusive, manipulative piece of shit who drove her to it.
He had his own thread here, and people kept tabs on him after she killed herself, and he vanished because he didn't like the attention that being focused on him.
 
I hope that the court will somehow, directly or indirectly, address Russell's supposed talent. Kind of how like Ralph got called a cuck in court records.

An offhand statement clarifying that Russ may think he's talented, but that AGT determined that he wasn't talented enough to get on TV. Something like that. That's the most I can reasonably hope for from all this. But I'd be thrilled to get anything more. Fingers crossed that this doesn't just get unceremoniously dismissed before Russ gets shit on by AGT's lawyers.

Or better yet, how about make it a game show. Hold tryouts for lawyers to try the case, and select 12 of the best. They can then take turns dunking on Russ on camera, competing for a cash prize, or partnership at a sponsoring firm. Eliminate lawyers as you go, especially hilarious motions or rulings get you elimination immunity for an episode.

In the end, whoever makes Russ's head tighten and pop into a cloud of red mist wins. They can call it America's Next Skordas.
 
This is just it, though. Relative to other cows, he has a bit of a work ethic insofar as he works. He also literally goes to the gym. But even knowing Russ as well as the regulars in this thread do, I sometimes think people still overestimate how much effort he actually puts into things. That's all I'm saying.

Also, I'll just say it: I simply do not believe he worked three jobs, concurrently, for any significant amount of time (if at all). Correct me if I'm wrong, but no one's ever corroborated that. I can believe he saved his pennies for a brothel run, mostly because he has nothing else in his life to spend money on, but I don't believe working too hard was the reason it took him so long to graduate. There's likely a grain of truth in there somewhere, but it sounds like a big fat cope overall. It seems a more likely explanation is that he had to take a reduced courseload because he's just this side of exceptional, and had part time jobs like most students do. Except he wasn't most students, he was Russell Fucking Greer and He's The Best At Everything, so a part time college degree and a part time job has to be rewritten as this epic feat that most people could never accomplish. And he can show his commitment and pride in his "lifestyle" by mentioning how important hookers are to him, to the point he put his education on hold for them, and also isn't it sad that this poor disabled guy has to "date" by using escorts for his one night stands?

It's unlikely on its face, and incredibly self-serving as a bonus. Call me a skeptic.
Didn't one of his paralegal classmates (Nippleless Woman?) come here to confirm that Russ DID work three jobs at the same time to same money for his hooker trip? And he even took some time off from school in order to do so, that's one of the reasons it to him so long to get his certificate, IIRC.
 
Didn't one of his paralegal classmates (Nippleless Woman?) come here to confirm that Russ DID work three jobs at the same time to same money for his hooker trip? And he even took some time off from school in order to do so, that's one of the reasons it to him so long to get his certificate, IIRC.
She spilled a lot about Russ and their school, but I'm sure she actually said the opposite: That he never mentioned hookers on campus. I don't recall her verifying his multiple jobs, either. It's not like they were friends, they were just classmates and he stalked her roommate.
 
She spilled a lot about Russ and their school, but I'm sure she actually said the opposite: That he never mentioned hookers on campus. I don't recall her verifying his multiple jobs, either. It's not like they were friends, they were just classmates and he stalked her roommate.
iirc, she mentioned that he got into some shit because he posted about how he and a few others on the missions went to a strip club. in her words (again iirc, i tend to put the rekieta streams on for background noise on long car drives) he “named and shamed” the ones who went with him. i could be wrong but i seem to distinctly remember that. i think it was around the part in the book where he mentions narrowly escaping being in trouble with the church by lying and saying he was “just kidding” about strip clubs etc
 
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His argument in full for anyone curious:
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Isn't it weird to use the word "troll" in this kind of context ? I wouldn't be surprised if, to the ears of many, it was at best a really informal way of saying "people I don't like", and at worst, just a childish word.
I lol'd at "risqué " with the accent and all. Why is he like this ?
 
Why is he like this ?
Because he is a lolcow, born and bred.

Only top grade lolcows are born with such a combination of physical and mental deformity alongside a case of Dunning-Krueger so twisted that it could be written up for a graduation thesis for a doctorate in abnormal psychology. He refuses to accept that he has a complete lack of empathy and understanding of others along with a dozen other factors that he chooses to fling the blame for how fucked up he is as far and as wide as he can. Anywhere that he cannot be forced to take the blame himself.

This is a lolcow, born and bred.
 
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Isn't it weird to use the word "troll" in this kind of context ? I wouldn't be surprised if, to the ears of many, it was at best a really informal way of saying "people I don't like", and at worst, just a childish word.
No, I don't think so. When most normies hear "troll" in the context of the internet, they think about 4Chan's antics, so they'll understand why it's a good idea to keep this information out of the public eye. Remember Chris-Chan, who gave so much information to ED that he inadvertently ruined his own life.
 
Russ never filed proof of service (as required by FRCP Rule 4 (l), so they haven't been served yet. They have 21 days after they are served to respond. What Russ filed was a summons (as per Rule 4 (b) which then must be served ( (c) (1) ), and proof of service submitted (l)
A bit of an update, he has until Febuary 15th to upload proof of service

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Wow. Russ really missed how the judge very carefully couched the wording of the stated claim and really thinks he has won.

He also really doesn’t understand discrimination at all. It’s not just that he misperceives events in his own life, he flat out does not understand the definition of discrimination (or anything).

But way to boldly display that, Russ.

ETA: legal language that Russ construes as victory but everyone else sees as surgically precise wording
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"I did most of the work because I'm the best"

People who are the best never lose. The only thing Russ has ever won in his life was LOLcow of the Year.
 
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