- Joined
- Apr 30, 2020
Wanna know what's funny? In another situation, I wouldn't have even blamed Kyle for Huber.I guess I'm just not the type of person to celebrate when people are killed.
"So let me get this straight. You attempted to brain this guy with your skateboard?"
"Yessir."
"And you missed?"
"Sir."
"Are you saying you *didn't* miss?"
"I felt contact, sir."
"OK, moving on. Upon feeling contact, you then attempted to disarm the guy?"
"Yessir."
"By grabbing...wait, let me get this right. By grabbing his rifle by the barrel and pulling on it, therefore bringing the muzzle to bear on your own chest?"
"Y-yessir."
"You know that's about the dumbest thing you can do, right?"
"I do now, sir."
"Alright - having established that, were you able to observe the guy during this? Like did he lose his grip on the rifle at any time?"
"Sir, I thought I saw an opening where he did. I decided to take advantage."
"And then what happened?"
"I did not succeed."
"And why did you not succeed?"
"Because the rifle was still strapped to his body, sir."
"Anything else?"
"Sir, he still had a hand on the stock."
"Which meant he could...?"
"Regain control of the trigger mechanism. Sir."
"So if I were to put this in front of an impartial judiciary body, would you say this guy shot you or that you shot yourself using his finger?"
"Sir."
"That's not an answer."
"The latter, sir."
"Dismissed."