DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

And knowing Derich, he'll somehow get a phone on the inside still tweeting at porn stars about his favorite scat scene. Out of all the wheelchairs, Derich is the one that creeps me the hell out.

Derich’s typical “mass-tweeting at pornstars for attention” thing is more depressing than creepy in my opinion, but he’s definitely got some very dark undertones to his autism that makes me genuinely afraid of what he could end up doing in the future. That YouTube playlist of little kids, his delve into harder and more fucked up fetishes, and specifically his recent interest in blood, pregnancy, and semi-gore related material paints a very bleak internet footprint and I think it’s actually increasingly likely by the day that his twitter or even this thread will one day be scoured for evidence against him in court.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Derich’s typical “mass-tweeting at pornstars for attention” thing is more depressing than creepy in my opinion, but he’s definitely got some very dark undertones to his autism that makes me genuinely afraid of what he could end up doing in the future. That YouTube playlist of little kids, his delve into harder and more fucked up fetishes, and specifically his recent interest in blood, pregnancy, and semi-gore related material paints a very bleak internet footprint and I think it’s actually increasingly likely by the day that his twitter or even this thread will one day be scoured for evidence against him in court.

And his constant view of it desensitizes a person and makes them emotionally numb to what they're viewing. They want the extreme, such as the blood, semi-gore, etc...where it goes into full torture and murder of women. However, I think Derich is going to snap and want to make those fantasies into reality. All I know is that if that does happen, holy hell, is there going to be a wealth of evidence against him. Of course, if that day ever comes, Dave is going to deny/block any mention of Derich in his chat.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Derich’s typical “mass-tweeting at pornstars for attention” thing is more depressing than creepy in my opinion, but he’s definitely got some very dark undertones to his autism that makes me genuinely afraid of what he could end up doing in the future. That YouTube playlist of little kids, his delve into harder and more fucked up fetishes, and specifically his recent interest in blood, pregnancy, and semi-gore related material paints a very bleak internet footprint and I think it’s actually increasingly likely by the day that his twitter or even this thread will one day be scoured for evidence against him in court.

It actually shows how terrible his parents are. There's no way that they aren't aware of Derich's obsession with extremely hardcore and degenerate porn. I'll give the benefit of a doubt and say that maybe they weren't aware of the playlists with "cute kids". But even to address the former, any decent parent would sit down their child, who clearly doesn't understand appropriate social boundaries and norms, and make them aware that being so public with this sort of thing isn't what "normal" people do.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Derich’s typical “mass-tweeting at pornstars for attention” thing is more depressing than creepy in my opinion, but he’s definitely got some very dark undertones to his autism that makes me genuinely afraid of what he could end up doing in the future. That YouTube playlist of little kids, his delve into harder and more fucked up fetishes, and specifically his recent interest in blood, pregnancy, and semi-gore related material paints a very bleak internet footprint and I think it’s actually increasingly likely by the day that his twitter or even this thread will one day be scoured for evidence against him in court.

Meh, Derich probably ends up as a furry and/or troon in the future as he gets further and further into his fetishes. He then becomes a problem that the furry and/or LGBTQABCDE+ group has to deal with instead of being some creeper on twitter like the Indians but closer to the porn stars

 

[N0thingICanDo]

End of stream status:

Total tip: $100

Top tip: Jaxx Cuxxor ($50)

Member: continues to dip now at 297/325

Jaxx again sponsored half of the stream

Derich talked about 3 things in the chat:
WWE, Phil losing, and Khet

Yet he doesn't get banned

Phil loves his Asian autistic son

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

However, I think Derich is going to snap and want to make those fantasies into reality.

Personally, I think that someone has likely tried to explain to him that porn isn't "real" (in the sense that it does not reflect realistic sex) in order to try and steer him away from it, but he took that as it's all fake so it's okay to watch it.

 

[bobatnight]

Some really excellent salty outbursts tonight, made up for his decent tips.

 

[Yautja]

Phil's underwear adventure.
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Also:
WTF Derich?
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Knowing how lazy DSP is I can only imagine how disheveled his boxers are if Kat is telling him he finally needs new underwear. Let the Undies Odyssey begin as Phil paints the picture of the herculean task that is going to the mall to buy new boxers.

 

[capefear56]

DSP at 45

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(just not as happy)

Probably closer to this lol

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

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Probably closer to this lol

You're both wrong.

 

[KaijiPilled]

Does anyone else just like watch one of the dsp how you don't play videos and get a confidence boost from how fucking bad phil is at the game please tell me it's not just me.

Specifically the San Andreas original playthrough he did like how the fuck is he this bad at GTA

 

[LordPriapus]

Phil loves his Asian autistic son

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Also:
WTF Derich?
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I'm far too fucking lazy to take screen shots, but that was not the real Derich. The guy was in DDM with us, a few of us were feeding him lines of things to say. I wrote Derich's poignant Haiku for him. Phil devoured it. Not that Derich isn't terrifying. But maybe you can feel 1% better about the sperglord.

Real edit: I have no life. I scrolled through the restream, found the segment, did screen shots, hate myself.

 

[PieceofShet]

If I dont see an ass licking tweet form dsp, ending with "sir", I will be very disappointed.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

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Probably closer to this lol

But far more toxic.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Does anyone else just like watch one of the dsp how you don't play videos and get a confidence boost from how fucking bad phil is at the game please tell me it's not just me.

Specifically the San Andreas original playthrough he did like how the fuck is he this bad at GTA

No, you're not the only one. The SECRET Crash 4 THIDYP, along with Outsider's Vanguard Beta THIYDP, where Phil would rage over simple things, such as either missing a jump, and going "Dood, I was pressing buttons!" on Crash and/or "WHAT!?! I hit that guy, but it didn't register.", but Phil missed the enemy by a country mile. I'm not saying that I'm a god tier player at video games, I'm okay at best, but let's be fair: you have to TRY to be BAD like Phil at certain video games. If Phil put in a hint of effort into his gameplay, he'd be dangerous. However, effort and video games don't exist in Phil's sphere of influence. Low effort, maximum profit.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

But far more toxic.

I resonate with that.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

1:20 if timestamp doesn't work
"My m-my wife"
Add it to the count!

 

[King Nutsack]

That Fightcade rant was really unhinged even by Dave's standards, holy shit.

"People can use turbo / autofire on Fightcade and cheat!!!"

...anybody playing on the SF 30th Anniversary Collection that you insist on playing every Friday can use their fightstick's autofire too, what the fuck is your point?

"Most people playing on Fightcade are cheating and using macros!"

...bullshit. Just about everyone there are playing those fighting games because they really like the games and want to have fun playing them with good netcode. How the fuck would you know that everyone is cheating when you won't fucking touch it?

"I wouldn't be able to stream it on my PC!"

....okay, he may have a point there with his garbage lemon of a computer. But Super Turbo is not a very taxing game to run on an emulator and stream. He wouldn't know unless he tried, and the reality is, he doesn't want to try because he doesn't want to leave his bubble. He doesn't want good competition, he wants to beat up on scrubs and look good in front of his wheelchairs. The instant anyone beats him, they're either mashing, they're abusing lag tactics, they're not skillfully timing their moves like him (WTF??), etc.

Also, after he finished spewing his lies about evil gangs of Fightcade macro users, he immediately ran away from Gojitenks in a lobby. Did you know on Fightcade you can get matches without having to live in fear of Gojitenks and Jose screwing everything up for you? Food for thought.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

clip channels, i was only able to use youtube clips for this, but some fightcade crying

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The clip is gone since presumably it's from DSP's vod which vanishes after the stream is over; is it uploaded anywhere? I don't wanna dig through a mirror but I can kind of guess where to look based on the timestamp of this post
edit: Got it actually, that was quite painless to find.

Not gonna go over the retarded shit Phil says here since he says it every time he's asked about Fightcade, but I did catch something new he's complaining about that I found funny.
"I just wish more people played this, and that they made an effort to improve the game through patches over the years but they haven't and that's unfortunate."
People don't play it because it's a shit port, DSP, they play on Fightcade because it's vastly superior.
Digital Eclipse/Backbone do not update or patch the game because it's a cash grab, cashing in on nostalgia, as Capcom has done a million times in the past releasing a billion ports of SF2/SF3 on every console imaginable. It's funny since Phil always complains about how gamers are gullible morahns and he's an intelligent matchoor adult who doesn't fall for companies making lazy ports and copy-paste rehashes.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

"I wouldn't be able to stream it on my PC!"

I would argue that this is the most ridiculous excuse he has for ducking Fightcade. You could probably stream Super Turbo off of a fucking electric razor at this point, there is no plausible way that his lemon can't handle emulating and streaming a 27 year old game no matter how shit the condition that poor PC is in. I could probably dust off my 2011 Thinkpad and be able to play and stream Super Turbo without messing with the settings at all.

At least his muh cheaters and muh macro users excuses have some truth to them. They both exist and I do run into both but it's very rare and cheaters especially get dealt with quickly, not to mention you can end a match against someone at any time. There are zero plausible excuses not to play ST on Fightcade that isn't something like "I wanna beat up on scrubs to protect my ego!"