10/22/2015. Phil is now posting pro Hitler things.

[Bassomatic]

If Phil has one skill set it's being dishonest to the highest order.
He will either deny it, claim it was "jew kiwi" trolls to his new SS buddies or say he was trying to be an insider agent and uncover the jew plots or something. He will then throw a Hitler salute run out of breath take a nap and eat a bunch of Gouda that he claims is Aryan food.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

A certain video clip about communism and nazis is relevant to this thread, I think.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Heinrich Himmler was basically Phil with better social skills.

 

[AnOminous]

Heinrich Himmler was basically Phil with better social skills.

I've always thought Phil was more like Ernst Rohm.

 

[Ahffline]

Maybe he'll go for the full-on Nazi chic fetish. There's a community of people who find the imagery/clothing/inherent power structure and dynamics erotic. If Phil does decide to go transAryan, he needs to refrain from getting any tattoos to reflect it.

I have to admit, reading his butchered attempts at German would be hilarious.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

Ha! Again, though, Phil is kind of stuck in the rebellious teenage phase. I grew up roughly around the same time as Phil and had quite a few friends who were into alternative religions. As I said, I'm very sympathetic to the Neopagan communities. But I can remember quite a few high school and even college kids (almost all white) who flocked to Wicca or Buddhism when it was trendy. Ironically, most of them grew out of it after a couple years. Quite a few moved on to Evangelical/Born Again Christianity, which is in and of itself something of an alternative religion, while others became Atheists. Am I the only one who thinks "Born Again" Phil would be hilarious?

Also, Phil adopting whatever religion is 'trendy' or 'controversial' at the moment would be hilarious. If you think Puerto Rico isn't cool with Satanists or Wiccans, just imagine how well that shit would go down in Palestine?

More of the reaction was a very angry "90% of people who go into alternate religion don't do it for spirituality, but because they think it will make them seem special, piss off authority, or get them laid." So... Phil.

 

[Stress Sigh]

More of the reaction was a very angry "90% of people who go into alternate religion don't do it for spirituality, but because they think it will make them seem special, piss off authority, or get them laid." So... Phil.

Aversion and discontent with any kind of authority is one of the defining traits of Phil's psyche. Your daddy spanking you made you want to stick it the man Phil ?

 

[Positron]

Phil is a degenerate and would be sent to prison camps for being a communist degenerate.

Phil ticks so many items on the gas-chamber list it is not even funny. He is:

1. Mentally ill.
2. Homosexual (although a more accurate description would be "anyone-who-tolerates-him-sexual").
3. Communist.
4. (Claims to be) non-Aryan; even claimed to be Jewish at one point.

It's amazing how people who venerate the Nazis the most are always those who'd have been sent to the death camps first; you may as well call that Godwin's Second Law.

 

[Treblinkachu]

I've always thought Phil was more like Ernst Rohm.

Heinrich Himmler was basically Phil with better social skills.

Nein, nein.

Note the potato-like head.

Through his words and his deeds Julius Streicher assumed for himself the unofficial title of "Jew-baiter Number One" of Nazi Germany. For the course of some twenty-five years, Streicher educated the German people in hatred and incited them to the persecution and to the extermination of the Jewish race. He was an accessory to murder, on a scale perhaps never attained before.

"And then the Jew approaches her. His fleshy fingers stretch out after her. But now Inge has composed herself. Before the Jew can grab hold of her, she smacks the fat face of the Jew doctor with her hand. One jump to the door. Breathlessly Inge runs down the stairs. Breathlessly she escapes the Jew house." (1778-PS).

So basically Phil if he had his own magazine instead of a lonely facebook page and was capable of working his way into a position of power.

Additionally,

"When Gauleiter Streicher finally came unstuck in 1940, and was forced by Hitler to retire, it was not his sexual misconduct which forced the Party bosses to action. They were prepared to overlook his more harmless eccentricities, like walking to his office in bathing trunks. It was the cesspool of corruption and embezzlement in which he had lived for years that led to the investigation." (p.95)

"He was like an ape exposing himself in a cage at the zoo. He was said by the prosecution to have boasted to his chauffeur of nightly wet dreams and exhibited the semen to prove it." (p.86)

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

He reminds me more of one of these victims of Aktion T4, which he would have been in real life.

Try to guess which one!

 

[Psycho]

Is it just me or does it seem like Phil is determined to prove to all of us that he doesn't have the slightest grasp on basic, middle-school level history?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Is it just me or does it seem like Phil is determined to prove to all of us that he doesn't have the slightest grasp on basic, middle-school level history?

Dunning-Kruger Effect. ADF is so ignorant, he doesn't even understand how ignorant he is.

 

[AnOminous]

Nein, nein.

Note the potato-like head.

Streicher was literate, though.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

So does Phil no longer hang around in the same circles in real life?

I mean you'd think lefty anarchists would not react well to someone talking the way Phil is talking..

 

[AN/ALR56]

Who is going to tell phil about Argentina; a latin country with a female president, has recently been nationalising and moving into a more socialist economy which historically gave tacit support of certain german individuals and loves to protest anglo-colonialism?

Ah wait no, silly me- moving there would mean learning spainish and getting a job.

Ach well probably for the best- whatever i think of their politicians, phil would be a most cruel and unusual thing to inflict on the people of that country!

Argentina is a shit country,who wasted their potential to be the south's Britain and pissed away their economy by invading a cold island and paying huge amounts of welfare and subsidies in a attempt for Kirchnerists to remain in power.
Britain should have annexed that shitty ass place and they deserve having ahuviya for being so dumb and incompetent.
Sadly Brazil is going a similar or even worser path(Venezuela) so I'm fucked