DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[REGENDarySumanai]

20 minute rant about Subway just to make an analogy towards bigger content creators and why they are bad and he is good.

Phil and his food autism is at it again.

 

[unironic kpop fan]

Can anyone explain what he means when he says "he has no money"? So he's saying on his day off he had to wait for money to come because he couldn't do anything. So is he saying that his bank account is at 0 (ZERO) if he doesn't get tips? Like he is constantly about to overdraft and things like that? If that's the case how can he ever do anything at all if he's literally about to be bankrupt at any moment?

I just want to understand if he means that he has no money whatsoever in his account at all times unless he gets paid by youtube? That seems like an insane way to live.

 

[Dona Morte]

YouTube mode on.

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

Can anyone explain what he means when he says "he has no money"? So he's saying on his day off he had to wait for money to come because he couldn't do anything. So is he saying that his bank account is at 0 (ZERO) if he doesn't get tips? Like he is constantly about to overdraft and things like that? If that's the case how can he ever do anything at all if he's literally about to be bankrupt at any moment?

I just want to understand if he means that he has no money whatsoever in his account at all times unless he gets paid by youtube? That seems like an insane way to live.

Phil lies like he plays fighting games. He finds one strategy that works and will not deviate from it unless stops working. Then he will blame something external to him (lag=the game is not exciting enough to bring in tips) and continue to do the same thing. If that fails, he will cross his arms and pout (rage/wage quitting=begathon).

As new people cycle in and out of the forum, new water headed children filter in and out of streams. He can reuse the same strategy and has been doing this for some time. The truth is that he is a compulsive spender with a heavily ingrained inferiority complex. He has to keep living a certain lifestyle or else all the people that have called him out are correct. So he spends and buys useless shit to make himself feel better which drains his bank account. So he begs on streams for tips that he can immediately withdraw from Paypal (at a fee no less). He then spends that money on useless things that make him better which drains his bank account. So he begs on streams for tips that he can immediately withdraw from Paypal. Sound good?

 

[JPG]

I’ve talked about it in the chat and I’d hope detractors will have picked it up for the highlights but today’s prestream has reached new lows.

Trying to weaponise the fact YouTube pays him on a certain day of the month, which happens to fall on Sunday this month means he has to wait 1-3 days before he receives the payment. As if this is the viewers problem, and they need to tip for this gap in payment. It’s incredible he can do this with a straight face, he’s so detached from the reality that normal people get paid once a month and spread that out over the entire month.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I’ve talked about it in the chat and I’d hope detractors will have picked it up for the highlights but today’s prestream has reached new lows.

Trying to weaponise the fact YouTube pays him on a certain day of the month, which happens to fall on Sunday this month means he has to wait 1-3 days before he receives the payment. As if this is the viewers problem, and they need to tip for this gap in payment. It’s incredible he can do this with a straight face, he’s so detached from the reality that normal people get paid once a month and spread that out over the entire month.

His source is one time he was supposed to be payed on a Sunday and instead, he got that money Monday afternoon. He's somehow stretched this into 1-3 days and how that might happen on Thanksgiving which means he won't be paid until Friday! It's as scummy as he gets, really.

Also one of the big bills he's saying he has is his homeowner's insurance. Is he paying that separately? Do people have that itemized from his payments because I've never heard of anyone having that separate from their regular mortgage payments, as the Bank usually doesn't want their shit ever uninsured.

 

[PieceofShet]

Remember all the times he said he is a modern gamer and such? Suddenly the GTA is piss easy, made for modern gamers and he "wont shit on them". Dude... you said many times you are one of them, now you dont? fuck off faggot! Pissing me off.

 

[YokuNama]

Remember all the times he said he is a modern gamer and such? Suddenly the GTA is piss easy, made for modern gamers and he "wont shit on them". Dude... you said many times you are one of them, now you dont? fuck off faggot! Pissing me off.

Phil using the term "Modern Gamer" as an insult is hilarious. Man who gets pissed about there not being checkpoints in certain games and save scums on any game that allows it is talking shit about how games use to be harder and games nowadays are too easy. Give me a break lol.

 

[DZoomer]

Remember all the times he said he is a modern gamer and such? Suddenly the GTA is piss easy, made for modern gamers and he "wont shit on them". Dude... you said many times you are one of them, now you dont? fuck off faggot! Pissing me off.

The fact that Phil still has the nerve to speak about other people being "modern dumb gamers" after there was that presentation from some game designers showing his gameplay of God of war as the prime example of a dumb gamer is dumbfounding.

Phil never ceases to amaze me when it comes to his lack of self-awareness. Professional game developers literally used him as an example of how dumb modern gamers are and how they have to add things to guide those dumb gamers. And he still acts as if he's above them.

 

[Lolidaki]

Phil using the term "Modern Gamer" as an insult is hilarious. Man who gets pissed about there not being checkpoints in certain games and save scums on any game that allows it is talking shit about how games use to be harder and games nowadays are too easy. Give me a break lol.

the clown knows despite him saying otherwise people are only excited about GTA to watch him fuck up, what I find funny is when he DOES fuck up it's usually always the same mistakes as before

 

[daBonehead]

Somebody asked Phil if he ever looked up any of his old friends from high school online to see how they are, he said no, he has no interest in seeing what happened to anyone he went to high school with. But he's sure they looked him up to what happened to him! The ego on this guy

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

Somebody asked Phil if he ever looked up any of his old friends from high school online to see how they are, he said no, he has no interest in seeing what happened to anyone he went to high school with. But he's sure they looked him up to what happened to him! The ego on this guy

Can't look up someone who doesn't exist.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Somebody asked Phil if he ever looked up any of his old friends from high school online to see how they are, he said no, he has no interest in seeing what happened to anyone he went to high school with. But he's sure they looked him up to what happened to him! The ego on this guy

You know it's gotta be because if he finds out anyone did better than Class Valedictorian following high school it would cause a few nights of extra gin tweets.

Wouldn't be surprised if he thinks he "won," high school and doesn't want to diminish his imaginary zero sum achievement. If even one becane like a small town affiliate news reporter or minor league ball, he'd be on narc suicide watch.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

I’ve talked about it in the chat and I’d hope detractors will have picked it up for the highlights but today’s prestream has reached new lows.

Trying to weaponise the fact YouTube pays him on a certain day of the month, which happens to fall on Sunday this month means he has to wait 1-3 days before he receives the payment. As if this is the viewers problem, and they need to tip for this gap in payment. It’s incredible he can do this with a straight face, he’s so detached from the reality that normal people get paid once a month and spread that out over the entire month.

Just ask proper when proper himself gets paid, it will be the exact same time Philybilly gets paid. But of course Phil will lie about it to extort more money from the whalecucks.

Question is will he put aside money for the mortgage due on the 1st or blow it all and pay the $35.00 late fee?

 

[Comma]

Guys, I just heard some breaking news on the stream right now that will absolutely stun everyone. You won't believe it, but... DSP REALLY needs help with tips right now.

This is after receiving over $950 in cold, hard cash in the past 5 days, btw. I wish I was kidding, but I'm not.

It's. Never. Enough.

 

[Balr0g]

Guys, I just heard some breaking news on the stream right now that will absolutely stun everyone. You won't believe it, but... DSP REALLY needs help with tips right now.

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And in other news

I want to see ONE stream where he doesn't beg ONCE. during the whole stream

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I’ve talked about it in the chat and I’d hope detractors will have picked it up for the highlights but today’s prestream has reached new lows.

Trying to weaponise the fact YouTube pays him on a certain day of the month, which happens to fall on Sunday this month means he has to wait 1-3 days before he receives the payment. As if this is the viewers problem, and they need to tip for this gap in payment. It’s incredible he can do this with a straight face, he’s so detached from the reality that normal people get paid once a month and spread that out over the entire month.

The worst part: that is NOT a new low for him. He has already blown out the scale for "implying shit he knows isn't happening and plans to retcon ever implying it." Even if we didn't have such hits as "My parents might not live much longer", or "Jasper is sick", we would still have the time he acted like he wasn't getting his lack Twitch check, pretended his mortgage payment might not be covered, and a previous claim of a late payment from YT, wherein he implied (not for the first OR last time) that it meant him, Kat, and Jasper starving.

Oh, and that's to say nothing of the fact that all this bullshit was so he could extract tips to WASTE ON WRESTLING JPEGS.

The fact that Phil still has the nerve to speak about other people being "modern dumb gamers" after there was that presentation from some game designers showing his gameplay of God of war as the prime example of a dumb gamer is dumbfounding.

Phil never ceases to amaze me when it comes to his lack of self-awareness. Professional game developers literally used him as an example of how dumb modern gamers are and how they have to add things to guide those dumb gamers. And he still acts as if he's above them.

Lack of conscience, you mean. Phil knows damn well when he's being a hypocrite, contradicting himself, or lying his ass off. Don't believe me? Remember the times he has fallen asleep on camera and lied about it right afterward, as if the camera was off? Or how about the day he lost his Twitch partnership, and somehow knew to check his email? If he had been incorrect about his suspicion, he had no intention of telling anybody what he was doing on his phone just then. We know this because literally every time something had failed to go as viral as The Incident and the racist/sexist comments did, Phil has acted like they never happened.

FFS, he even did it with the lie he told both his audience and his mother about having a ten year plan. Bullshit he concocted in order to extract money, from his own mother, as if she's a paypig just like the ones he "entertains" six days a week. By saying there is no ten year plan, he admits that he lied to her, and he clearly feels no remorse over it.

Phil isn't oblivious, he's a self-serving devious fucking cunt who would be right at home in Congress if he wasn't too lazy.

 

[UaineRunei]

Guys, I just heard some breaking news on the stream right now that will absolutely stun everyone. You won't believe it, but... DSP REALLY needs help with tips right now.

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This is after receiving over $950 in cold, hard cash in the past 5 days, btw. I wish I was kidding, but I'm not.

It's. Never. Enough.

But I heard he needs the help just for this week, so he can pay B.I.L.L.S.

After that he's clear, so it's fine.

 

[Broomer]

His TIHYDPs could use a lot of fat trimming.

Sure, but his TIHYDP's also contain the essence of Piggy outside of "hurr, durr, an idiot bad at games", he's making TIHYDP's with Piggy rants included (the most recent videos have had a bit
much of them for sure...) an easy way in to get more people to laugh at piggy for him being himself and not only due to being bad at games. (he's the AJW to Memology making a video on the
same subject - both good but for different reasons and occassionally for different crowds)

 

[Forbidden Math]

Not gonna lie, DSP playing this trash remaster triggers the fuck out of me. I can't watch it or I'll just be mad either at the shitty """"definitive"""" edition "quality" or at his trash gameplay or at the fact that the remaster allows him to clear the game with his trash gameplay with no issues.

This is absolutely his worst playthrough of GTA:SA and that he's going to play the others horrifies me.