Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Monster Zero Ultra]

Could you imagine being Binger right now? The man got humiliated on national TV, even leftist are calling him a retard for fucking up this case. He's been exposed as a corrupt, idiotic shithead. I would honestly never show my face again.

 

[Merrick]

I just took a massive Binger. It really smelled rancid.

 

[Evilronald]

So what do you folks think Kyle’s next move should be? I was thinking some merch and his own “full metal jacket” ammo brand or an “exploding hollowpoint” line maybe both. Poor kid is so innocent he doesn’t realize he can never be a nurse now because of security and publicity concerns. I think his best option would be some sort of commentary job and maybe a spokesman deal from a gun or ammo company. I think alot of people on the right feel bad for him and would throw money his way, he could be the grift king of the right.

 

[Captain Wetbeard]

Imagine a White saying these things about JOOOOS.

Jews aren't the main problem, zionists are. There are plenty of goys who suck Israel's dick, and plenty of Jews who wish all the zionists would go take a shower.

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

Jews aren't the main problem, zionists are. There are plenty of goys who suck Israel's dick, and plenty of Jews who wish all the zionists would go take a shower.

I will consneed this point but the point is people aren't wrong for naming the Jew. Anyway! Enough Jewsperging. This thread is about Kyle.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

I was reading through Mere Christianity a little while back when I stumbled on this quote


And man, if that didn't capture perfectly the current Twitter discourse about the Rittenhouse case, I don't know what does. No wonder that site is so evil.

[silently applies this to people's opinions about Jews]

 

[Some JERK]

Could you imagine being Binger right now? The man got humiliated on national TV, even leftist are calling him an exceptional individual for fucking up this case. He's been exposed as a corrupt, idiotic shithead. I would honestly never show my face again.

Don't anthropomorphize lawyers. I doubt he cares at all beyond the fact that he lost. He'll be right back at his slimy lawyering the first chance he gets.

 

[DamnWolves!]

But half the people losing their mind over teal loving sociopaths are white. See: Portland, one of the whitest cities in America.

1. White and """white""" are two very different things.
2. White people are not immune to the propaganda efforts of the """whites""" in the media and academia. Kids don't grow up in a vacuum; they grow up in a cultural atmosphere that just so happens to be completely controlled by """whites""". I have yet to see an Amish person spontaneously develop BPD and then decide that communism is the way to go; that only happens after 20 years of socialization in America's current school system (implementing only most "cutting edge" "advancements" in the field of educational theory, of course), followed by the remaining 8 hours each day spent consooming TikTok and Snapchat "news stories", followed by 1,200 hours a year of post-secondary "instruction" by """whites""". The whole time, they're inundated with narratives about how unfair the pursuit of the American Dream is and how the game is basically rigged against them. Turns out that doesn't produce well-adjusted adults, no matter what race they are. Who would have thought?
3. You are very much underestimating the proportion of blacks that show up to these protests, compared to that of the local white population. The Kenosha riots are a great example; 50%+ of that crowd was black, but Kenosha is less than 10% black. Next time there's a video of a store being looted, pay attention to the race of the people looting it. Like caring about animals, caring about your community because you want a nice, safe place to live is primarily a White person thing.

 

[Evilronald]

Don't anthropomorphize lawyers. I doubt he cares at all beyond the fact that he lost. He'll be right back at his slimy lawyering the first chance he gets.

I think Binger has a humiliation fetish and definitely got that kink taken care of the last few weeks. If he spins it right, he can get himself a job at CNN. They do have the zoom masturbator as their legal guy, Binger is just degenerate enough to fit in. He probably got fucked good by judge Chad after he lost and cried himself to sleep little spooning with chad.

 

[make_it_so]

So what do you folks think Kyle’s next move should be? I was thinking some merch and his own “full metal jacket” ammo brand or an “exploding hollowpoint” line maybe both. Poor kid is so innocent he doesn’t realize he can never be a nurse now because of security and publicity concerns. I think his best option would be some sort of commentary job and maybe a spokesman deal from a gun or ammo company. I think alot of people on the right feel bad for him and would throw money his way, he could be the grift king of the right.

I don't think Kyle wants any kind of fame after all this shit, he probably wants to live the rest of his life quietly and out of the way. Not that psychos and grifters would let the poor boy have a moment of peace, though.

 

[Matt Damon]

I have yet to see an Amish person spontaneously develop BPD and then decide that communism is the way to go

Bruh, Amish bitches can be crazy as fuck. The amount of insanity and infighting in the Amish community staggers the imagination.

It just doesn't get publicity for, well... obvious reasons.

 

[Merrick]

Here are some fun responses.

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[Evilronald]

I don't think Kyle wants any kind of fame after all this shit, he probably wants to live the rest of his life quietly and out of the way. Not that psychos and grifters would let the poor boy have a moment of peace, though.

Yea I don’t think it’s dawned on him yet that he can never have a normal life now. But if he has good people around him they would encourage him to take advantage of the publicity and create his own path to happiness and success. There’s a lot of people that care and wanted him acquitted and I guarantee that there will be a lot of attention paid to his well-being going forward by those same people. Hopefully he can have a happier life than Zimmerman had after his acquittal.

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

I don't think Kyle wants any kind of fame after all this shit, he probably wants to live the rest of his life quietly and out of the way. Not that psychos and grifters would let the poor boy have a moment of peace, though.

Kyle isn't going to be able to live a quiet life whether he wants to or not and I don't even believe he wants to. He has interviews lined up with various news outlets and is going to make bank sueing media corporations. He's going to get stinking rich off this shit. Take a sad song and make it better and all that.

 

[Oxous]

We must address the real issue at the heart of this scandal: German-on-German violence.

 

[ClackAlAcka]

Liberals/Democrats are the sole reason why this country will never be united. They gain too much politically from dividing and conquering between race and class.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

i have no idea what sneed means and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

 

[Happy Fish]

Here are some fun responses.

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lolol circle swimmer Gaige

 

[DamnWolves!]

Bruh, Amish bitches can be crazy as fuck. The amount of insanity and infighting in the Amish community staggers the imagination.

And yet, Amish society has remained stable since before the inception of this country. I've watched the Amish get together and move a barn with some wood and a couple dozen dudes. How long do you think it would take you to get together enough friends to move a barn?

What do you know about the Amish anyway? I'm guessing it's mostly what you've seen on TV... funny how the people who make TV shows only want to show you the absolute worst, most dysfunctional aspects of a ~100% White, insular society that outright rejects the modern narrative of America and is increasing in population at the rate faster than your average African country...

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

i have no idea what sneed means and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".