Anonymous Agony - the western persona ripoff that lets you kill pedos, save whores, blend smoothies and YE YE

I hope it stars the smoothie boomer. He was one of the few normal people.
Craig seems mostly normal though early on its mentioned he's apparently just as obsessive as Coldsteel the Teenager.

Ive been placing a bet with a friend that the sister is pregnant, because that is just enough edge
Yeah that tracks with how edgetacular this game seems to be. Watch the child also be implied to either be an edgy murderer or also a pederast. Or the baby is just Nieve.
 
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OMG, like I have to admit he is kinda hot! that so weird, because usually these types of nerds are so unattractive....I guess he is the exception that confirms the rule ^_^
 
Craig seems mostly normal though early on its mentioned he's apparently just as obsessive as Coldsteel the Teenager.


Yeah that tracks with how edgetacular this game seems to be. Watch the child also be implied to either be an edgy murderer or also a pederast. Or the baby is just Nieve.
I think that'll be a considerable time skip.

Haze still needs to
Find the rapist
Not die from being stabbed
Find the vamp man
Fight the guy who stabbed him (jesus dude)


And probably take care of lilly or something. Although i hate her voice and speech. She's written how adults role play children's speech, and just above having her go, "Im sowwy. Tankies big bwuder". Her saying, "nap" on first intro made me unreasonably upset lol. Most kids can speak in coherent sentences
 
Clearly, the story is about how Haze is some weirdo clone/product of the Stratum thing implanted with false memories to believe he’s a good guy when in reality he’s a sociopathic killing machine, like another product the Jesus rapist. Also, the Crazy Sword Bitch and Craig are too, Charon is a recovered super soldier, and his sister is actually the ultimate super soldier but needed trauma to truly become evil or some shit
 
Clearly, the story is about how Haze is some weirdo clone/product of the Stratum thing implanted with false memories to believe he’s a good guy when in reality he’s a sociopathic killing machine, like another product the Jesus rapist. Also, the Crazy Sword Bitch and Craig are too, Charon is a recovered super soldier, and his sister is actually the ultimate super soldier but needed trauma to truly become evil or some shit
That would make a lot more sense than whatever edgy story the developer is coming up with. It'd also explain things like why Haze's dad is a fat fuck Agent 47 while his mother is an old ass woman with both being drug dealers and Haze having a ridiculous name while there exist a crazy sword bitch and an edgy looking Jesus Rapist but it's more likely gonna be the authors own world views condensed into more edgy shit about society and humanity.
 
Watched Mandalore's video and it ended up being less edgy than I thought it'd be. It was bad, but it could've been way worse.
I’d argue is one of the most edgy games …on steam.

It’s edgy but in a fedora tipping “I’m 14 and this is deep Reddit sense”. He’s not edgy in quoting unpopular crime statistics but it is edgy in how he is “filled with hatred” and will murder anyone who gets in his way and doesn’t love anyone and wants to be alone (“GET OUTTA MY ROOM DAD”).

It’s very much a time capsule, since a large bulk of the work was done around 2012~2014 so it was before the hyper self-aware time we have online now. Jacob doesn’t understand that he made some hyper revealing “art” that speaks more about him than it does anything else.

Jacob is Haze, and we all know someone like him back in highschool. A perpetual white trash loser who keeps getting into trouble with the law but also fetishizes the police and thinks that he can become a police officer. He knows he could never become a police officer so as a cope he becomes a “vigilante bounty hunter” in his fiction.
By the way this is true, in community college he studied psychology and minored in “bounty hunting“, this was in the Google doc. He didn’t finish it because he was busy getting addicted to opioids and begging his developers to send him cash to pay for his “medicine”.

He comes off as a guy who peaked in highschool, had a baby at a young age with another white trash woman he would never marry and only manages to get minimum wage jobs and does drugs. Granted Jacobs a little bit higher than those guys because he has actually made a game, even though taking 10+ years to make an RPG maker game is a level of exceptionalism I can’t even begin to comprehend.
 
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I found one of his facebook accounts lads and good lord! Look at those photos.
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Looks like our guy here is on the path
1. Holy shit thats fucking amazing. Dude is deep in the pipeline now, even has his choker ready.
2. Strange, seems he did the violence towards child before trooning out, very brave.
3. FFS archive this shit, you need a FB account to see, also anything funny on his timeline?

He's looking better than his latest arrest photo circa March 2020 "Charges unknown". Assume something to do with drugs.
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Fyi these are all his arrest photos. https://florida.arrests.org/search.php?fname=JACOB&lname=Caro&fpartial=True

So ima guess the later chapters of AA is gonna have a bunch of fun retrofitted tranny gender bending shit, bets on which female character was actually trans the whole time?
 
3. FFS archive this shit, you need a FB account to see, also anything funny on his timeline?
Apologies, in case it wasn't obvious I'm a newfag. I skimmed through about a year, it was mostly generic facebook account shit you'd expect. Random shitty anime memes he stole, generic life updates and the like, very little of note and I couldn't stomach sifting through more than a year of this bullshit. But I'll link some of the things I found more noteworthy.

The front of his facebook page. Note that his predominant public photos are of him trooning out.
A very grotesque picture of him with a dog collar.
Some psychotic ramblings about "sugar mommas".
A post he made detailing how he made a shrine using his mother's urn in some bizarre weeaboo ritual. Not sure about you fellas but right after your mom's funeral hardly seems like the best time to preach on facebook about how superior Japanese culture is.
A photo of an anime trap he posted. Of note was this comment chain, which the archive service I used didn't capture properly (forgive me, I'm retarded and don't know what I'm doing so I have a screenshot lol).
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I'm watching Mandalores twitch stream of the game and apparently a dev got into their discord and posted a mega drive of a full build of the game + assets or something? Also gave info about what drama went on behind the scenes? I suck at using discord and don't feel like dredging through it all, but here is some of it:

the discord it was posted on: https://discord.com/invite/GAB6WVx Lowry channel
Mega archive of game assets: https://mega.nz/folder/Xw1RUKRD#47Vt8G5cSsogNcQ0qnglaA
Google drive of dev folder: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1oFNVbwu6M9mTXh8l5YFlTxKahBDTIt-E

I'm sure all this is old, but didn't see it posted in thread, so...
 
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