Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Watchful Ghost]

We win so keep digging

And yet she is still more successful, more renowned, and recognizable than anything you have pulled, Blob. Keep crying, and coping. We know you are seething in anger as much as your fantasies remain in your head. So keep holding that shovel very closely. The laugher won't stop no matter how deep the hole goes.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Friday: Kyle Rittenhouse walks
Saturday: Bob gets btfo by a successful woman on Twatter
I can't wait for Sunday lol

So mad he starts attacking random women, through screen caps no less.
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Pretty sure that account is some kind of bot.

Which makes the idea of Screenplay Blobertus taking out his anger on "her" even funnier lol.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Holy shit Amanda's tweets against david brooks is a fucking classic of genre wow.

 

[BubbleButt]

I never knew about this woman before and she's the first 3DPD I'm considering simping for

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

8. Both seek to open a gate. Wilbur to Yog Sothoth his pops, while Bob for Beengbeengwa'hoo in the Mushroom kingdom.

That would be a killer premise for a story. A Bob-like simpleton opens up a portal to the Mushroom Kingdom, but it's not the bright and colorful land we see in the games. No, a fungal-like parasite similar to ophiocordyceps unilateral has overrun the kingdom and taken over the minds of its denizens (hence the "caps" of the Toads are the parasites themselves). Imagine, Bob trying to survive in that world.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

That would be a killer premise for a story. A Bob-like simpleton opens up a portal to the Mushroom Kingdom, but it's not the bright and colorful land we see in the games. No, a fungal-like parasite similar to ophiocordyceps unilateral has overrun the kingdom and taken over the minds of its denizens (hence the "caps" of the Toads are the parasites themselves). Imagine, Bob trying to survive in that world.

He would probably win by eating them all. The years of eating inhuman amounts of fast food, crappy beer, and literal garbage most likely made his stomach acid able to digest pretty much everything.

 

[Flexo]

What actually made him go off, that she is working for Gutfeld? Pretty woman having the wrong politics gets to Robert more than anything else.

Probably because for one moment he considers "would I go Nazi to bang that?" then feels immense shame when he realizes that yes, he would. His lashing out with extra visciousness is him attempting to cover for a guilty boner.

Patrick Tomlinson might be worse. Bob at least TRIES to argue for his views, however repulsive and exceptional they might be. Fatrick has literally nothing beyond "NO U" when anyone tries to contradict him, and is somehow even more smug.

"No I have not, child."
"Well you're not a person."
"Another thing you're wrong about, child."
"Does this 'thing's caretaker want to come get it? It somehow got loose from its leash."

On and on. See? The entertainment would just be exquisite.

Holy shit Amanda's tweets against david brooks is a fucking classic of genre wow.
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Damn. I was considering joining the secret santa but Amanda has already gotten me everything I want for Christmas.

If she takes shots at David French next I might simp for a meatbag.

@Jetpack Himmler

That would be a killer premise for a story. A Bob-like simpleton opens up a portal to the Mushroom Kingdom, but it's not the bright and colorful land we see in the games. No, a fungal-like parasite similar to ophiocordyceps unilateral has overrun the kingdom and taken over the minds of its denizens (hence the "caps" of the Toads are the parasites themselves). Imagine, Bob trying to survive in that world.

He would be fine. They would try to take over his mind and would all starve to death.

 

[Tronathon242]

Damn, 'The Wind and the Lion' is such an own.
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Keep your story straight, Blob.

First, you attack the man's daughter. Then, she rips your asshole out of your nose. After that, you try to play nicey nice and say you respect her father. After the heat dies down, you like a tweet calling her Riefenstahl and now you mock John Milius himself? You are an absolute coward and a two-faced piece of shit.

By the way, aside from directing classic films from the 80's, John Milius reworked the USS Indianapolis speech in Jaws and it turned into one of the greatest monologues in movie history. Your pathetic attempt to belittle him for a comparatively lesser work only shines a blinding spotlight on your pathetic output.

 

[Water-T]

Ah, this made my night.

Best of all, this shit was so vicious that Robert is gone from twitter. His last tweets was almost 7 hours ago, and he is only that long far away from his vice when he sleeps.

Damn - first Lindsay Ellis, and now Amanda Milius. Blob's fat ass just keeps getting blasted into orbit by ladies he'd never have a chance with.

 

[UserAccess]

Ask and you shall receive.

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Study this one, Bob. This is how you do "you don't exist."

When you're pushing one thimble full of clout for the better part of a decade, it doesn't work in your favor when you swing on somebody who is wealthy, accomplished, takes no shit from anybody, and is allowed out in the daytime because her appearance doesn't terrify children.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Patrick Tomlinson might be worse. Bob at least TRIES to argue for his views, however repulsive and exceptional they might be. Fatrick has literally nothing beyond "NO U" when anyone tries to contradict him, and is somehow even more smug.

Patrick I would say is far worst because at the very least I have witnessed Bob drop the act and admit a lot of his persona is bullshit. He may never directly admit it, but he has let it slip several times that he knows he is full of shit and that his behavior is merely a coping mechanism for how much he hates his life.

Patrick probably deep down knows he is full of shit. But I can't say for certain because he never has dropped the veil. He will argue up and down non-stop, never once revealing that he doesn't buy into his lies. Even with that troll who catfished him into doing those interviews a few months ago. Can't admit he got tricked, has to argue up and down he knew all along.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

He liked and retweeted this reply. Nigga is mad af
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I think I'm picking up on something. Bob has a complex about being born into nothing. He's always calling people "failsons", like Tucker Carlson.

I think a part of him is pissed that he didn't have successful parents.

And the way he sometimes likes to brag and act like he "made it", even though what he has isn't all that impressive.

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It's also interesting Bob using the word "simp". I thought that was one of those words only chuds used.

Women bring out the worst in him.

 

[TigerGoblin]

one of bob's angels, I think it was Lass Library but I forget, made the claim that Amanda's reaction to Bob showed she's "oversensitive like every other Republican". Which is a little like the pot calling the kettle black (especially in a Bobby's Angel).

Curious claim. Does the number of republicans decreases yearly by 41% ?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Curious claim. Does the number of republicans decreases yearly by 41% ?

I guess getting mad only counts as legit justified mad if the person in question getting mad is "oppressed" and/or likely to commit seppuku in the manner of the 41%. Since Republicans aren't "oppressed" (allegedly), them getting "mad" is unjustified, I guess? Makes no damn sense.

 

[JayHarrison]

It's also interesting Bob using the word "simp". I thought that was one of those words only chuds used.

Women bring out the worst in him.

As do people who, unlike Moviebob, are actually intelligent.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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"No one will ever remember you existed."

Not entirely true, ma'am. The Kiwi Farms will remember, for as long as Null keeps the site running (which will likely be for far longer than Bob will ever live.) People will comb through the archives, looking for the longest-running threads, and they'll find Bob's thread. They'll read it, agree that Bob was a reprehensible person, and join those of us Bobologists who bother to remember Bob in a toast to his eternal misery in hell.

 

[Koby_Fish]

"No one will ever remember you existed."

Not entirely true, ma'am. The Kiwi Farms will remember, for as long as Null keeps the site running (which will likely be for far longer than Bob will ever live.) People will comb through the archives, looking for the longest-running threads, and they'll find Bob's thread. They'll read it, agree that Bob was a reprehensible person, and join those of us Bobologists who bother to remember Bob in a toast to his eternal misery in hell.

well, if nothing else, her saying that to bob is proof positive she does not frequent "doxxing forums"

 

[Laughingjoke2]

For anyone interested since his daughter decided decimate Bobert this is a documentary called Milius it's free on YouTube and is really great some of the biggest names in Hollywood are interviewed and discuss how he either made their films great or influenced them.

To quote Sam Elliot from it "He doesn't write for Pussies and he doesn't write for women. He writes for men because he's a man."

Suck it Beta Bitches like Blobby.

Milius

The life story of controversial film director John Milius. Featuring interviews with Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Francis Ford Copp...

youtu.be

 

[The tired cat]

Her dad gave us Apocalypse Now, Conan the Barbarian, and Red Dawn, and a daughter who struck Bobby with enough force he's still feeling whiplash.

John and Amanda Millius are American heroes.

An his original script for Apocalypse Now was both Kurtz and Benjamin fighting the whole VC army, Red Dawn is pretty much a Raegen jack off fest and Conan well thats the only good thing he made.

 

[Positron]

Bobby can afford to run his mouth because he has no job and even less employment prospects. What's your excuse, Christopher Cook Chipman of Diversified Technologies, Inc?

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