DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGoutburglar]

I can't decide what I would prefer, for this situation to be one where OIC is drawing even more attention to how Phil's rules are dictated by the highest bidder, or one where OIC is having a fake hissy fit with himself, and STILL drawing all that attention to how Phil's sense of fair play is up for sale.

This is why I'm not mad about OIC's presence, he's as much of a loser as Phil, and having them together will always inevitably create hilarity. Keep it up, Cuck. Show everybody that because you pay the pigroach so much, you get your way, no matter how much of an asshole you are.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I'm astonished he's not playing Pokemon considering how long he played sword/shield for/

 

[Wasabi Panda]

ah so kevin isn't WhalePlayer1688. So it was phil just saying words and that one brain cell left who hasn't succumbed to the gin-rona aids that took over his detractor condo desperately trying to make sense of the word vomit?

 

[Vic Viper T301]

He probably got put in a slightly higher tier in the matchmaking. This happens with Dave all the time, he'll do good in a multi-player game for a bit against noobs, the game puts him in a higher tier, and then he gets destroyed cause he sucks against anyone who has a clue what they're doing. Basically he yo-yo's back and forth between the intro tier and the next one up where the game expects you had learned to think about what you're doing and not just run right out into the open and get shot.

Remember that time when Phil was playing COD and claimed the matchmaking was broken and they only way to 'reset' it was to lose a bunch of games in a row? So he started openly throwing games on purpose to lower his MMR. That was pretty funny.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I can't decide what I would prefer, for this situation to be one where OIC is drawing even more attention to how Phil's rules are dictated by the highest bidder, or one where OIC is having a fake hissy fit with himself, and STILL drawing all that attention to how Phil's sense of fair play is up for sale.

This is why I'm not mad about OIC's presence, he's as much of a loser as Phil, and having them together will always inevitably create hilarity. Keep it up, Cuck. Show everybody that because you pay the pigroach so much, you get your way, no matter how much of an asshole you are.

I have no idea what you are talking about. Phil is running a fair, chill and inclusive streaming busines. He will crack down hard on derailment, doxxing or any such things and OIC will NOT get special treatment.

 

[gaarashatan]

Guys, I just heard some breaking news on the stream right now that will absolutely stun everyone. You won't believe it, but... DSP REALLY needs help with tips right now.

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This is after receiving over $950 in cold, hard cash in the past 5 days, btw. I wish I was kidding, but I'm not.

It's. Never. Enough.

I DONT GET HOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS CONSTANTLY BROKE AF. HE MAKES SO MUCH DOOD. GOOD LORD MAN IM ACTUALLY STARTING TO BELIEVE YOU GOT 5K IN BILLS MONTHLY AND URE NOT JUST USELESS SPENDING IT ON 4 FUCKING UBERS A DAY

 

[Iron Hamster]

I thought it was him being contrarian cause you know being a mature adult he can't just be like "it doesn't interest me" or "this is why I don't like it or have my doubts". He wouldn't be wrong they had a lot of promises, personally not a fan of the easy input games, and as they said it's still far off. Far enough to just disappear or get completely overhauled.

Then I saw they have a net code that if Person A is playing Person B and person A has shit internet. Person B won't notice but Person A will suffer.

And there it is, they took away online lahg tactics excuse....

It's just him not wanting to get his ass kicked as always.

The difference between you and Phil, though, is that you are able to intelligently articulate why you're concerned. His dumbass "take" would boil down to some mushmouth bullshit that is "It's not the exact version of Street Fighter 2 Turbo I like."

"It's not the version that was at evo with the buggy port that I took advantage of to struggle to 4th place when no one attended"

https://gyazo.com/72d68e72265e09e738e2e7ff773cc8ca from his wrap up....

X to doubt

A real businessman would ban them both now and set an example.

Only Iced Coffee should just change his name to Only Christ Coffee for all the sacrifices he makes for the sins of DSP.

Fuck that's funny.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Do you think Phil ever sends "hey stranger" texts to his ex-whales just to see if they bite?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil responded to a comment on his daily wrap, which suggested he should have banned both Kevin and OIC, saying that "This behavior will not be tolerated from either party moving forward".

Funny how it's a "no dahxing allowed, banned on sight" policy until the person doing the doxxing is the guy who carries most streams. Then suddenly there's leniency and tons of excuses. What a slimy fuck Phil is.

Another thing interesting was how he says something like "so that's what actually happened, but you'll see a lot of videos tomorrow from morons saying that doxxing happened, but it didn't". As if his word is the true reality, and if people show OIC's comment literally saying he's trying to dox Kevin, they're morons

I actually hope Kevin is a real person now. Because if not, OIC's autism creating this drama talking about his sock is really disturbing.

He blows his own begruptcy rants out of the water.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Remember that time when Phil was playing COD and claimed the matchmaking was broken and they only way to 'reset' it was to lose a bunch of games in a row? So he started openly throwing games on purpose to lower his MMR. That was pretty funny.

That's what happens when you advance only because your opponents ate paste as children. Or, in Phil's case, because you feel no shame in that situation.

Do you think Phil ever sends "hey stranger" texts to his ex-whales just to see if they bite?

The same guy who still insists that it's John Rambo and Howard who owe him the extension of the proverbial olive branch?

Fat fucking chance.

He blows his own begruptcy rants out of the water.

I love how he gives away that he closely monitors the detractor channels, even though he has previously claimed that he doesn't, because his saltiness over them being thoroughly entrenched is too powerful for him to keep his mouth shut over it.

 

[Karlcaust History Museum]

Just a thought... One of you restreamers or YT detractors should reupload his gay daily wrap up shit so he doesn't get as many views on it. I think that's what his intention is for this new "series"

I'll use this sock to re-upload that trash. audio is unaltered but I smeared it in video filters, hope that's not an issue.

DSP 'Daily Wrap' (20'th November 2021)

Titled "IMPORTANT: The Daily Wrap: Nov. 20, 2021 - What REALLY Happened on the Halo Stream (NO More Drama!)" on DSP's channel, a doozey of a rant about his w...

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[Hogan of the South]

Do you think Phil ever sends "hey stranger" texts to his ex-whales just to see if they bite?

Absolutely he does. Man is known for milking them teets hard. You know damn well he even encourages them to open their own credit cards and or use their parents

 

[Kosher Dill]

The same guy who still insists that it's John Rambo and Howard who owe him the extension of the proverbial olive branch?

Fat fucking chance.

Howard and Rambo never paid him though.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Rising Thunder, and yeah, was originally made by Seth Killian (old school SF guy) and the Cannon Brothers. It got bought out by Riot and then shelved before making it into Beta. While I don't know Phil's opinion, I can theorize. It was the first fighting game (that I know of) that offered one-button special moves w/cool down timer (much like how Gran Blue Fantasy: Versus has); so it's very simplistic in that regard. Outside of that, you can just play a track of his usual "no skill, gimmick, bull-shit" stuff he says about other games.

Phil has always had it against Cannon, all because he made GGPO and Rollback Netcode and diminished Phil's lag excuses. Cannon exposed Phil's lack of Super Turbo skill when ST HD Remix came out, and he never let that go.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

I'm astonished he's not playing Pokemon considering how long he played sword/shield for/

I'm actually relieved he isn't playing it. I wanted to try my hand at a TIHYDP of that game if he played it, but at the same time I was conflicted by the fact that a TIHYDP would inevitably result in a boost in attention for Phil.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Remember that time when Phil was playing COD and claimed the matchmaking was broken and they only way to 'reset' it was to lose a bunch of games in a row? So he started openly throwing games on purpose to lower his MMR. That was pretty funny.

Same reason why he loves to jump on Street Fighter re-releases, because he gets to stomp on newbies for a couple of days and blow hot smoke up his own ass.

 

[Let's recap the situation]

I love how this totally-not-drama video gets uploaded on the main gaming channel.

A twitter post would've been enough, it has in the past, not sure why he needs 15 mins on a video to not even punish and make an example out of this.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I love how this totally-not-drama video gets uploaded on the main gaming channel.

A twitter post would've been enough, it has in the past, not sure why he needs 15 mins on a video to not even punish and make an example out of this.

YouTube engagement and mid roll adds.

 

[Philbo Beggins]

Why is the Pigman getting all excited for Black Friday like it's some special day? He's so desperate for Burnell Productions to come across like a machoor adult business, it's laughably pathetic.

Will he be offering 25% discount on his daily Dress The Pig goals? Fat fucking chance.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Why is the Pigman getting all excited for Black Friday like it's some special day? He's so desperate for Burnell Productions to come across like a machoor adult business, it's laughably pathetic.

Will he be offering 25% discount on his daily Dress The Pig goals? Fat fucking chance.

His poor wife is gonna have to put up with alotta dumb stoopid angry customers because she works at a grocery store that sells nothing of value
He gets to stand up on his soapbox about how he totally understands the struggle of being a retail worker (just forget about him saying a deliveryman should've been fired because he couldn't see where the package went)
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