Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Local Fed]

Didn't Kyle kill white people?

One was white, one was Jewish (depending on what you consider them.) Then the one whose bicep he obliterated is white, and the one who kicked him in the head is black (who was almost shot after the kick.)

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

She is really trying to play up her *gag* sex appeal. But what in the hell is with these awful poses? Why would anyone who approves social media posts for that brand say "Yes, this awkward, completely UNSEXY pose is what we want for our company!"
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Good modeling requires subtleties of posture and gesture that on Tess are either impossible to achieve due to her limited mobility or simply buried and invisible underneath her amorphous deposits of fat.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

My money is on she tried crawling back to her former agency, and they told her in no uncertain terms to fuck off. And maybe her main feeder told her the same.

I agree. I’m betting a champagne cake that her cakejohn told her that they’re done, either now or some date in the near future, so Tubbers flew to London to beg for another modeling contract. When they told her no, that’s when she started sulking. After she came back, we’re seeing a lot of acts of desperation like low-grade modeling gigs and selling off her tarps and tents. She got a new tattoo anyway because her life is nonstop overindulgence. She has no forward thinking or planning skills. She lives life one tub of Jeni’s ice cream at a time.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Didn't Kyle kill white people?

But it was on BLM riot, so POC are most affected, and Tess’ heart bleeeds for them folkxs.

Irrelevant bit from an outsider: I don’t think his ‘victims’ past have any relevance in the case — he shot them in self-defence, not for being pedo, etc.

 

[Water-T]

Good modeling requires subtleties of posture and gesture that on Tess are either impossible to achieve due to her limited mobility or simply buried and invisible underneath her amorphous deposits of fat.

Tess makes Zoolander look expressive.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Wonder why?

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Pulling out a token POC friend photo in the midst of her hate messaging people You can’t talk to people like this. There’s no room for anything except their opinions. The ones that social media tells them they should have

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Having spent years reading idiotic shit from HAES-crowd and yet I was not prepared for the mental gymnastics of "Hispanic boy shoots 3 white guys in self defense = RASCIST AGAINST POC!!!!" Our thought leader Ryann here serving her insight on this matter, truly amazing. Ryann, please do a TikTok-rant about this ❤

 

[Owlflaps]

One was white, one was Jewish (depending on what you consider them.) Then the one whose bicep he obliterated is white, and the one who kicked him in the head is black (who was almost shot after the kick.)

To my understanding, one of the people Kyle Rittenhouse shot in self-defense was a pedo.

It's nice to know that Tess defends petty criminals and sex offenders, as long as said degenerates fight for black people. She clearly has her priorities in order.

 

[Local Fed]

To my understanding, one of the people Kyle Rittenhouse shot in self-defense was a pedo.

Yes, that was the manlet known as Joseph Rosenbaum. Rosenbaum appropriately took one of the bullets right in the groin.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

To my understanding, one of the people Kyle Rittenhouse shot in self-defense was a pedo.

It's nice to know that Tess defends petty criminals and sex offenders, as long as said degenerates fight for black people. She clearly has her priorities in order.

Pedo, wife beater and drunk driver walk into the bar, but really, she’s in her “muh POC” phase again. Last time it was in April iirc, with a handful of Black Trans Femme in June, and of course she only “cares”when it’s In The News.
It doesn’t work, of course, but hey, she’s trying.

 

[Water-T]

Pedo, wife beater and drunk driver walk into the bar, but really, she’s in her “muh POC” phase again. Last time it was in April iirc, with a handful of Black Trans Femme in June, and of course she only “cares”when it’s In The News.
It doesn’t work, of course, but hey, she’s trying.

Tess thinks if she keeps earning those Good Girl Points, she'll get modelling jobs again.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Yes, that was the manlet known as Joseph Rosenbaum. Rosenbaum appropriately took one of the bullets right in the groin.

Poetic justice if I ever saw it

 

[NoReturn]

Hispanic boy

Hispanics are honorary whites and this is an honorary peeohsee

 

[Theladyinblack]

She is really trying to play up her *gag* sex appeal. But what in the hell is with these awful poses? Why would anyone who approves social media posts for that brand say "Yes, this awkward, completely UNSEXY pose is what we want for our company!"
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Poor Rylee.

in today's episode of 'what fucking assemblage of body parts am i looking at'. (Dolly doesn't know either)
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I know it's his arm, but my eyes can't tell what it is just by looking at it.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Hispanics are honorary whites and this is an honorary peeohsee
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"Black men love me"
-Tess Holliday

Instant pee oh cee cred!

 

[Water-T]

"Black men love me"
-Tess Holliday

Black men are known to be the largest consumers of pork, so I believe it.

 

[Vastly Amused]

This obsolete, beet-faced, angry rhinocerous is stridently coming off the rails. She's grabbing at any flotsam in the news she can screech about on social media to resurrect her shipwrecked career. Cheering on Antifa or BLM won't cause any potential agencies to look favorably upon hiring an obese niche model that has become too old, incapacitatingly obese, embarrassingly shrill on social media, and has a long history of modeling, podcast, and TV failures behind her.

She can't even do the simplest aspects of her job correct. Model fat clothes, but don't bad mouth them. Walk down the runway and emphasize the clothes--don't make it about yourself and grab your tits at the end of the runway and cobble up a feeble lie (after everyone laughed at you) about it being "a tribute to Anna Nicole Smith".

I have a feeling no sugar daddy would want to put up with her shit for long, either. Why bother? if you're paying for it, pay for someone with a positive and professional attitude.

The time was several years ago for her to think about transitioning to regular employment and putting some irons in the fire. Instead, she'll help herself to the liquor cart, make champagne cake runs, and desperately try to find her next mark to move in with. It will become increasingly funnier the older she gets.

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[Water-T]

This obsolete, beet-faced, angry rhinocerous is stridently coming off the rails. She's grabbing at any flotsam in the news she can screech about on social media to resurrect her shipwrecked career. Cheering on Antifa or BLM won't cause any potential agencies to look favorably upon hiring an obese niche model that has become too old, incapacitatingly obese, embarrassingly shrill on social media, and has a long history of modeling, podcast, and TV failures behind her.

She can't even do the simplest aspects of her job correct. Model fat clothes, but don't bad mouth them. Walk down the runway and emphasize the clothes--don't make it about yourself and grab your tits at the end of the runway and cobble up a feeble lie (after everyone laughed at you) about it being "a tribute to Anna Nicole Smith".

I have a feeling no sugar daddy would want to put up with her shit for long, either. Why bother? if you're paying for it, pay for someone with a positive and professional attitude.

The time was several years ago for her to think about transitioning to regular employment and putting some irons in the fire. Instead, she'll help herself to the liquor cart, make champagne cake runs, and desperately try to find her next mark to move in with. It will become increasingly funnier the older she gets.

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Tess is grasping at straws, trying to be woker than thou in hopes it'll get modelling agencies to remember her existence again.

Tessie needs to realize that people don't hire models for "wokeness". They hire them to STFU and look good wearing clothes in front of camera. THAT'S IT. Too bad Tess can't STFU, look good in clothes, or stand in front of a camera without requiring something to keep her from falling over.

Modelling agencies also don't want to hire models that constantly talk shit about the agency, lie about their dress sizes, and make fools of themselves while representing their agency in public.

Considering that Tess was living it up for the past few months despite having no steady work, and is now hocking all her clothes and doing bottom of the barrel work for free stuff and "exposure", it's logical to assume she HAD a Sugar Daddy and now he's gotten tired of her shit, cutting off the gravy train. There are so many younger, hotter, and nicer fatties out there who have actual personalities and brains, without the added baggage of two kids and an ex-husband.

As you mentioned, Tess has many opportunities to set herself up for work after the modelling work ran dry, but she's too dumb, lazy, and lacking in charisma to pull it off.