You mean Jesus? His usual portrayal is white, long hair and blue eyes. What Chris lacks is facial hair. Back then, there's no sugary and oily foods that make poor people fat.
What I meant is, does Chris think he's multiple or "backup souls" at the same time, like he's "Chris Chan" in this world, but somehow also "Blue Heart" in the toon world, and somehow also Jesus somewhere else or something?
The guy's inconsistent and alters his delusions depending on situation.
Maybe he could someday encounter an alternate universe Chris Chan with a job. It's like Arnold Rimmer meeting Ace. I expect a similar result honestly.
He won't be breaking many chains in the near future, let alone any bars. I seriously think we got one of the worst possible incarnations of Chris in the multiverse.
I doubt that anyone can seriously be as sad and worthless as Arnold Judas Rimmer or Christian Weston Chandler.
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At least Rimmer had a job as a "Technician, Second Class." That makes him less pathetic than Chris.
Rimmer also believed he was a general in a previous life, and was obsessed with the board game Risk. Not as delusional as Chris thinking he's a deity and the wrappings surrounding it, but still pretty sad and worthless. But Chris didn't fail the astro navigation officer's exam eleven times, either, so it's kind of a close game.
"No good reputation to defend" or the "libel-proof defendant," someone whose reputation is already so bad it can't be further besmirched. You don't get much lower than being a literal motherfucker and he was already famous only for being a disgusting piece of shit even before that.
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Chris has made quite a name for himself in his county and wider community. If you were to interview a random passer-by in the Charlottesville area I would guarantee you that at least a small percentage of that sample of residents in the neighbourhood would know him as the village idiot. Chris's desires for toys, vidya and fast food have always been his major aspirations (besides some of that Barbussy as of late) and to get those consumables, if he doesn't get them delivered to his lazy ass, he's going to trek to the nearest shopping precincts to receive his goodies.
We do know he's been banned from practically every major business there at least once, and so was Barb for the "q-sands" incident. I think the entire family with the possible exception of Bob were considered entitled assholes. How often have you been banned from anything (irl) for being a complete asshole? Chris has over and over, and those are just the ones we know about. He even managed to get banned from multiple things practically custom-made for autistic people, which are usually more tolerant of bad hygiene and wonky behavior.
If Chris has actual friends, not those galpals, he could've learn things that won't make him act like a dumbass.
