Way late because I didn’t have internet access for a week and had to catch up, holy moly. Even when she's boring the thread moves too fast.
Mae drama fizzled while Mae herself tried to remain relevant by
drunkposting.
After she returned from her Toronto trip, Chantal blew off the rest of her Vlogtober content save for a
ghost hunting excursion in an abandoned prison on Halloween. Pee was allegedly supposed to be her date on this evening but either out of laziness, sheer incompetency, or a secret desire to blow it off, he failed to get his
distemper second covid vaccine in time. He
spent his night as Ramona and pretended this was not the harbinger of a troonout. All other planned content was cancelled due to gonorrhea-dick appointments.
She did wear a costume (
discussion |
local archive) to order over $100 of Red Lobster take. Much of this ended up in the trash and she demanded a refund because it made her shit uncontrollably.
After this, Nader made Chantal start a new diet where she does not order out or go on fast food runs and once a week he will treat her to a home version of one of her desired takeout meals. After this she began daily trips to Starbucks for a cookie and a cup of liquid diabetes. Apparently she can convince him this is just coffee. Nader also wants her to go to the gym where he will be her trainer. Homemade bubba ganoosh and the Starbucks sugar cookie latte replaced “nashies” as her current food fixations (although she let slip on one of Nader’s cooking streams that she only likes baba ghanoush if it’s on fried pita.)
@Hamberlard Raid completed the arduous task of
updating the OP for the post-Frank era.
Chantal accidentally blurted out that she would be moving in with Nader on the November 3 stream, stating that **when** they cohabitate she needs her own bedroom (
discussion |
archive). To the fury of redditors and some of the more reddit-leaning threadizens, Chantal hinted that when she does move with Nader she may not take her cats. Why this outraged them when they are the same people who keep calling the RSPCA trying to get her cats taken away remains a mystery. Chantal also intends to rehome Peetz, but unfortunately a kill shelter for useless coomers could not be found so she is trying to get him set up in a new city. At one point she offered to get a house with a “room for beezin” so her few remaining supporters don’t have to see Nader.
Chantal
ruined her $70 hair topper by impulsively, manically attempting to cut bangs when it wasn’t even on her head. (
@AbraCadaver pointed out why this wouldn’t have worked even if she wasn’t Chantal
here) Later that night, Nader threaded Chantal’s widow’s peak again along with about a centimeter of additional hair from the center of her hairline. Chantal claims she loves her newly receded hairline and that he did a great job. (
Discussion |
Local archive)
Still pretending to commit to her new healthy lifestyle, Chantal slowly and briefly
waddled around the park after drinking a cup of sugar water from Starbies. In perhaps the largest dose of cope she has ever shown on stream, she made up a fat, ugly, micropenised man she claimed to have given head to in her car in a parking lot before meeting Nader. This mystery man, mentioned previously only as an obese dating app guy who sent her an unappealing dick pic, is the actual source of the gonorrhea according to this new version of reality. Chantal then incubated the wee nasties in her throat for several months without issue before giving it to Nader. Kiwis and VIBs alike called bullshit on this one, not least of all because pre-cocaine Chantal was unable to turn her head to check her side mirrors due to her own neck fat and was in no way on any planet able to lean over and give head to an equally fat man with a micropenis in her Bingemobile.
Chantal once again gave away her intention to move in with her prince of pestilence one item at a time by bagging up all the food that would go bad in her absence on 4 November’s post-therapy beeze stream (
discussion |
local archive) so that she could bring it to Nader’s. This included cans of tomato paste, freshly-purchased spices, and other things that would not spoil anytime soon. She has since announced she will no longer be sleeping at the Luxury Villa.
Prior to her Toronto trip, one of the more annoying VIBs, vegan4life aka Karen Backway (thanks again
@Boob Gravy for the dox) donated money for Chantal to take BBJ and Sham to the vet. Chantal pretended to make appointments, conveniently for the day she left for Toronto, then admit she never brought them in because it was too stressful for her. On 5 Nov, Pee’s cat Timbit, who was elderly, obese, and had feline leukemia, collapsed and was
rushed to the emergency vet where the recommendation was to euthanize - the cat, not the owner. Chantal doubled down on her refusal to take her own cats to the vet after Timbits’ death while streaming live from Nader’s shack, saying animal control had visited that same day with no complaints about the cats’ condition and they had gone in a year prior. (
Discussion |
archive) During this stream, she chimped about how Peetz’s happiness is not her responsibility and starfishing is her form of grieving. But the true highlight for all was Nads’ deafening silence as Chantal desperately tried to get him to say he is her boyfriend, they are exclusive, and he is attracted to her even if she does not lose weight.
The morning of November 6, Chantal announced she was going house hunting in the countryside with Nader (she did not). (
Discussion |
Archive). That evening began a glorious run of joint livestreams with shitlord supreme Nader Elshamy, who constantly and not-so-subtly insulted his alleged girlfriend while she hand waved it as a language barrier. This ncluded him calling her “it” and taking phone calls from thirsty THOTs and trolls alike. (
Discussion |
archive)
The no fast food diet formally went out the window on 7 November when she visited the Luxury Villa to make sure Peetz hadn’t kicked the chair out yet and they
ordered St. Hubert’s. She then went live at Nader’s where she got shitfaced off two bottles of wine with a barely-functioning liver. (
Discussion |
archive). While this stream began as usual, with Chantal gargoyling over the phone so Nader could not see the comments in open chat, he eventually wrestled it from her greasy mitts. Chantal spent the next hour seething and bingeing on fried pita while Nader read out every superchat he received about domestic violence, rape, animal abuse, and gonorrhea. Chantal tried to counter this by muting the stream to lie to him about what the chats meant when he was confused about a term, but the super chatters parried by explaining to him in simple English exactly what they meant. Chantal planned to move to her own channel so she could engage hugbox mode but abruptly killed the stream citing internet issues.
One notable troll call suggested Chantal set Peetz up with Yaniv. Chantal does not know who Yaniv is and believes he’s just a TroonTuber so Yaniv trolls are now showing up in her chat to trick her into saying nice things about him.
Another gift from these streams was the revelation that after one of Chantal’s previous cluster beezin’ outbursts, Nader recorded a video of her admitting
something that would change people’s perspective of the situation and he would release it if she didn’t stop boiling bunnies.
The next morning we were blessed with a drive-n-binge as she frantically tried to stuff her emotions back down her throat using fryer grease as lube, all the while swearing she would go for a walk to burn it off. (
Local archive) She started with her usual sugar cookie latte at Starbucks before beezing to Burger King for a Whopper Jr. meal with an extra small French fry and a coke. Someone mentioned gravy so she headed to KFC for a three-piece original recipe, macaroni salad, and a bowl of gravy to sip. She decided she was not full and had not yet taken in her recommended daily sugar after this and so headed to Dairy Queen for a large Twisty Misty. In total, this unofficial fast food funeral amounted to somewhere between 3000 and 4000 calories in just about an hour, including driving time and agonizing minutes spent waiting for the next remove to be handed to her. By the third stop she was suffering a mix of a hangover and hyperglycemia from her totally cured diabetes causing her to nod off and slur her words.
That night Peetz went live to talk about all the jobs he doesn’t want, but briefly ranted about
Nader being evil incarnate (based entirely on stories Chantal has told, since he has still never met or spoken to the man.) This included that Nader got shitty with Chantal at the very moment that Peetz was signing Timbit’s euthanasia release. Chantal streamed the morning of November 9 pretending to cry, claiming that someone sent Nader the clip and he was furious and chased her down the street screaming at her. (
Discussion | Archive) She also claimed they had purchased an engagement ring, but later admit she bought it herself and he was “planning to pay her back.” Chinstorians will recall that she tried to coerce Bibi into proposing by buying herself a ring and asking if it could be her engagement ring. Another thing revealed in this stream was that the lovebirds were scheduled to view a secluded cabin in the woods as a potential future home. This time, she assured the audience, they were really done. She was not even going to his house to retrieve her CPAP and claimed she was afraid to even drive near his neighborhood. Meanwhile Nader appeared in the chat to inform VIBs that she was lying about what happened and to tell her to
go away and stay away. Chantal further embellished the story of obese micropenised man she gave head to in her car, including elaborating on the physics of how this was accomplished, but accidentally made it less believable in the process.
While she was still live, Nader started a stream of his own to confirm he broke up with her because of Peetz's stream and because he does not like her living with her coward ex, going as far as to challenge him to a fight. (
Discussion |
archive) He stated that the previous day’s grand tour of suburban Ottawa’s fast food franchises was indeed prompted by him asking her to exercise with him. He also insinuated she was high on cocaine during the fight. His version of reality includes that she begs him to come back after every “breakup” (which is how she ended up literally kissing his feet) and that she was trying to pressure him into marrying her. Chantal then began streaming him on her television and live-reacting. In total, Chantal streamed for 5 hours and Nader for 3.5, 90% of both focused on “telling their truth.” At one point in the meta-streaming, Chantal loudly shit her pants then rushed to the toilet without muting.
A few hours later Chantal went live again high on stimulants, singing The Weeknd and doing her makeup, which her hug box very quickly figured out meant she was going to his house. (
Discussion |
archive) She vehemently denied this and ended the stream saying she was tired and wanted to watch a movie. Two hours later she began streaming from the Luxury Villa parking lot in tears to confirm she did go to his house to retrieve her CPAP and the engagement ring, smoke a joint which she quickly amended to a small amount of a strain that was mostly CBD, fall down the stairs, piss her pants (according to the Imaginary Nader who rubbed her urine-soaked undies then sniffed his hands, it smells of peaches!), and drop him off at his buddy’s house. (
discussion | archive) To her chagrin, Nader remained unimpressed and “cold” towards her despite her performance of the full and elaborate mating ritual of her species. A short bathroom break later, she returned to the stream to manically sniffle, dig in her nostrils, and apply another six coats of warpaint to her face. She tried to play off that the ring was just a joke before admitting it was not a joke but she will
try to return it. She made up a new devastatingly handsome and wealthy man who was anxious to get up in her folds and fantasized about fucking college kids because of their stamina, all while eating an entire rancid deep dish pizza left out from the night before. She once again used the “tired and movie” excuse to leave while the hugbox noted Nader still needed a ride home from his friends’ house.
In summary, Chantal’s fantasy is fully colliding with her reality. Constantly being around Nader to ensure he loves her and only her means going to the gym and eating healthy. Beezin’ off for a few hours to binge on fast food and take a hyperglycemia nap gives him a window of opportunity to slam other pigs. Highlights reels for the bunny boil located
here.
Heavy speculation that she slept at his house that night resumed when she appeared on the afternoon of the 10th for her daily Starbies then cut off the stream with little explanation besides that she wanted to drive alone and would be back soon. Not long after the stream ended, a local using the handle
@Bambiraptor claimed the
bingemobile was parked at Nader’s house.
Vegan4Life requested a refund of the money she sent for the vet visit that never happened. Chantal tried to ignore her.
Between Nov 10 and 13, she refused to discuss her relationship while giving clear indication she was still spending every night at his house. She finally started to open up in the stream BEEZIN AND BROKEN HEARTED (
Discussion |
Local archive). She set up her CPAP in the living room with no explanation for why this was her new sleeping location. Speculation was that Nader did not want her sleeping in the room across the hall from Peetz. Later that day she tarted herself up for a photo shoot showing she was
wearing the “engagement” ring stating they were
together but not as a couple.
After some intensely boring late-night streams (
archive |
highlights reel) Mae
tried to stir up shit on the 15th and Nader announced he was
going to try memberships even though he hasn’t figured out how YouTube works.
VIB Miss Holly Kay
started her own channel to post about her own DV experience, inspired by Chantal (and got the bejeepers trolled out of her streams).
Nader started a stream called Let’s Do It on Monday the 15th (
discussion |
archive) and Chantal went live the same time to steal her VIBs from his audience (
discussion |
archive).
Triggered by the contents of Nader's stream, Chantal went live again with a stream entitled YOU ARE A JOKE (
discussion |
archive) where she drove erratically around the streets of suburban Ottawa crying about how Nader is a lying cheater who doesn’t tell the truth. Nader went live the same time, as per usual. Even the most dedicated VIBs began to suspect this was a coordinated effort to drum up views although wise kiwis know Chantal is not smart enough to coordinate anything more complicated than an UberEats order.
regardless of whatever happened with Nader , she needs some kind of help.
I'm sure our Chef would be more than delighted to share the recipe with everyone. He's already given it to Chantal. 
