Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Someone tried to convince Bobby with facts; He should have recognized a Bad Target.
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Biden's Infrastructure directive is epoch-breaking because he cares about climate change!
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"Where are the Cops?" Good question. Recognize the word "California"?

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Item 10. "A social and cultural backlash stops progress dead in its tracks. Human beings need to choose to move forward. they just may not..."

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Amanda Milius. Bobby knows the market realities of documentaries:
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Someone tried to convince Bobby with facts; He should have recognized a Bad Target.
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All the more reason why Moviebob is a perfectly acceptable target.



Biden's Infrastructure directive is epoch-breaking because he cares about climate change!
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Twitter user magi_jay: "If [Republicans] had [invested in infrastructure], [they] wouldn't have included anything about Climate Change™ or coastal communities."

I don't give a damn about Climate Change™ advocacy.

As far as Moviebob's comments about "the board is set", Bob isn't self-aware enough to realize he's one of the first political pawns to be sacrified in on a team that will be fighting a losing battle.




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"Where are the Cops?" Good question. Recognize the word "California"?
Prob'ly a store in Blue County California. You likely wouldn't be hearing about the looting and/or robbery of any Nordstrom stores in Red County California (assuming, of course, there are any Nordstrom stores in Red County California in the first place).



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Item 10. "A social and cultural backlash stops progress dead in its tracks. Human beings need to choose to move forward. they just may not..."
Remember: Since Moviebob perpetually disregards the humanity of countless people who didn't vote for Führer Hillary, Bob should be permanently disqualified from being regarded as and being treated as a human being.
 
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Someone tried to convince Bobby with facts; He should have recognized a Bad Target.
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Biden's Infrastructure directive is epoch-breaking because he cares about climate change!
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"Where are the Cops?" Good question. Recognize the word "California"?

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Amanda Milius. Bobby knows the market realities of documentaries:
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First of all...I really want to stuff Chris into his locker right now.

Second...that's not robbery, Bobbery. Robbery involves the threat of violence, this is a burglary or theft case at the Nordstroms. Looting is an act of theft during a general disturbance, and it could be argued that the flashmob nature of what happened constitutes a general disturbance.

I'm always on duty.
 
I hate to say it, but modern day Caveman Chris looks loads better than his youthful self. Because the young skin and tight lines of his face just don't mesh with that trailer hitch of a nose. Some people's ideal final forms are ones they need years to grow into, kind of like how young Walter Kronkite looked like a weird, puffy Walt Disney until age finally gave his face the gravitas and grandpa-ness he needed to become a trusted news figure. Unfortunately for Chris, he'll never become a beloved media figure like WK. His final form will always be that of a hairy, off-putting uncle who drinks too much at family functions.
 
I hate to say it, but modern day Caveman Chris looks loads better than his youthful self. Because the young skin and tight lines of his face just don't mesh with that trailer hitch of a nose. Some people's ideal final forms are ones they need years to grow into, kind of like how young Walter Kronkite looked like a weird, puffy Walt Disney until age finally gave his face the gravitas and grandpa-ness he needed to become a trusted news figure. Unfortunately for Chris, he'll never become a beloved media figure like WK. His final form will always be that of a hairy, off-putting uncle who drinks too much at family functions.

Both Chipman parents and Sister Chipman look pretty normal. Average huwite people, neither hideous nor amusing.

Chris looks like the sort of guy who'd have been a blue collar worker until about 20 years ago -- punching a clock at the factory or the docks, big union supporter, enjoys some brewskis most nights.

Bob looks like a science experiment gone horribly wrong.
 
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Rittenhouse. Fuck evidence; just BELIEVE!
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Unfortunately, SaintHeartwing ceded ground to Bobby and his fellow nutters:
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Bobby fantasizes physically abusing Rittenhouse:
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I bet MOS is only too intimately familiar with assholes.

Speaking of assholes, here's a rare crossover with Zach Antolek:
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"Dignity" is a "weird thing" to Bobby:
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Tulsi Gabbard and Glen Greenwald add to Bobby's fume:
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Yup. Claiming that the Democrat-led government is a perversion of justice makes you a "Karen".

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As Rittenhouse has shown us, you don't need to be a "superhuman" to perform deeds of heroism. But to pop-culture addled slobs like Bobby, even the concept of heroism is beyond his ken.

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Racial slurs are reserved for the woke, who knows how to use them:
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Angel hates guns:
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Pretty much. Bobby will cry when he is hungry too, so he too thinks Rittenhouse faked his tears.

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You don't need to be a animators for decades to see the current batch are mostly uncreative, mentally-ill pederasts.

And finally, a reminder that Cancel Culture has never existed and will never exist:
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Cyrus Cohen is a bugger who seems to be in a feud with Sasha Stone.


Bobby gives us an in-depth analysis of the importance of masculine posturing in politics. I bet Biden's re-election campaign involves him playing beach volleyball shirtless.
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In no time at all people pointed out how ridiculous Bobby is:
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And guess who is the baddest bastard in the Capitol now? Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez! Yes, the toughest fucker on the block is the one who cries rape every other week!
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The ultimate sign of toughness is claiming that your heart breaks all the time:
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Sometimes masculinity will land you in a hot mess:
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Homophobe.


Biden's colonoscopy signifies another landmark moment of Feminism:
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And don't forget he had been making running commentaries about Kevin McCarthy non-stop:
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1619 Project. Bobby applies what he learns from Relativism 101. (Archive of book review from WP)
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So Bobby agrees that the Holocaust narrative is a political program. Good to know.

Prison reform:
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People noticed Bobby's "so and so isn't a person" reflexive tic:
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Peter Callard sounds like someone we can reason with. We need a dossier on him.

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Bobby refers to Britannica. Unfortunately he seems not to understand the very first sentence of the article.
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To wit "meme, unit of cultural information spread by imitation." No mention of "references" or "zeitgeist".

A social movement Bobby can be the vanguard of:
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Tennis whores:
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Looks more like AOC to be honest.

Bobby still imagines he has a say in the Scientifically-Planned Life Experience in Superior Future:
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Something something we're not packing guns and shooting people because we're not Republicans? Good grief, who does Bob think is shooting up Chicago etc. night after night? Republicans? Since when do black and hispanic gang members vote the (R)?
"All you should hear is 'nazi' and it shouldn't matter what comes next!"

What if the sentence is "Was accused of being a nazi, but that was a complete lie." ? Bob, you fat, slobbering dildo, you're asking people to literally stop think when they hear trigger words, like dogs. You're a complete fucking tard.
Bob's smooth brain would only churn out "But if they are Republican, or don't like CRT, or are to the right of Joe Biden, or are literally Joe Manchin, they are racist and thus "by definition" A NAZI! Therefore, friendo, the accusation is accurate!"

Jeebuz cripes, Joe freaking Biden is more of a nazi than most of the people bob accuses of being nazi unpeople.
 
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Someone tried to convince Bobby with facts; He should have recognized a Bad Target.
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"Where are the Cops?" Good question. Recognize the word "California"?

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Amanda Milius. Bobby knows the market realities of documentaries:
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This is the representation of every person I've met that felt everything he said was deeper than it really is. He presumes everything he says is being said for the first time.

"You know, the reason we don't have cars that run on water is cause the government and the car companies make too much money the way things are. I know they have like working models ready to go, but OPEC won't let them do it."

Everyone else nods or looks the other way, then gracefully changes the subject. A few minutes later...

"Lord of the Rings is really about World War II. Like, think about it."
 
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This is the representation of every person I've met that felt everything he said was deeper than it really is. He presumes everything he says is being said for the first time.

"You know, the reason we don't have cars that run on water is cause the government and the car companies make too much money the way things are. I know they have like working models ready to go, but OPEC won't let them do it."

Everyone else nods or looks the other way, then gracefully changes the subject. A few minutes later...

"Lord of the Rings is really about World War II. Like, think about it."

I think he looks way closer to "What if C-A-T really spells dog?"
 
Amanda Milius. Bobby knows the market realities of documentaries:
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What is so maddening about Bob is that you can watch him move the goal posts while the sentence is going on and on and on....

Of course with his run on ramblings, the goalposts are likely to end up in another stadium.
 
Item 10. "A social and cultural backlash stops progress dead in its tracks. Human beings need to choose to move forward. they just may not..."
First heavier-than-air flight (the Wright Brothers): December 17 1903. First human on the Moon: July 20 1969, a mere 65 or so years later.

We haven't been to the Moon in Bob's lifetime. We invented social media and it cancelled the guy who landed an unmanned ship on a comet.

We've not only lost the so-called Superior Future, we're failing to maintain the Medial Present.
 
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