DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

You can hear him mashing on every fighting game he plays.

That's why he's saying this:

"these headphones are not great, but they are not bad"

Here we go....

 

[Planettenon]

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Thats cute. Goes into the options to look up ways to disable other people doing auto-combos to him after getting his shit pushed in by a Yashiro who, correct me if I'm wrong, went light into EX rekka which opened up phil for a juggle in the corner. Then complained about lag and input delay oh and the "I'm attacking and still getting hit".

oh Phil, that's not how you block.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

oh Phil, that's not how you block.

Was he pushing buttons?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Thats cute. Goes into the options to look up ways to disable other people doing auto-combos to him after getting his shit pushed in by a Yashiro who, correct me if I'm wrong, went light into EX rekka which opened up phil for a juggle in the corner. Then complained about lag and input delay oh and the "I'm attacking and still getting hit".

oh Phil, that's not how you block.

XV has rollback netcode, so the lag and input delay excuses don't fly here.

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Imagine looking up to a man who declared bankruptcy and is speedrunning his way to a second bankruptcy. No wonder we call them wheelchairs, because Phil is the alpha male to them.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Jones is def a wheelchair who probably stacks boxes in the back of a Walmart somewhere and I pray that Rando is a troll

 

[actually]

I pray that Rando is a troll

Considering he said he wished he "had a maid too", I think we can conclude troll.

 

[Kheapathic]

Did this mother-fucker just ret-con his hand cart story? Something about Kat's PC? Because it was so heavy?

 

[That Anony Mouse]

Handcart story, since he's retconning it now.

"The cart I'm gonna be pulling everywhere! Trust me, I'm not gonna put my back at risk. Worse comes to worst, I'm gonna get the shit in the garage and just leave it there until my girlfriend comes then we (she) can move it into the house!"

 

[SPhobos]

Did this mother-fucker just ret-con his hand cart story? Something about Kat's PC? Because it was so heavy?

he just ret-conned it then re-conned (???) it in the same breath because he's a fucking dumbass who has a gin soaked brain that can't keep up with his mouth

 

[YokuNama]

"I have no idea what you're talking about. I never needed a cart to lug stuff around. I did need use a cart that you unfold to carry extremely heavily stuff but never used a cart to carry groceries."

Reality:

Handcart story, since he's retconning it now.

Phil once again retconning history, and these are the questions asked after a 13 year legacy? Sad.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of another disaster night stream status:

Total tip: $33

Top tip: InfiniteRelapse ($11)

Members: 296

Chat is basically consisted of Derich who is saying autistic things as usual, trolls baiting Derich to say stupid shit, and crypto talkers

Superchats are either a wheelchair back pain patient or someone who wants to shout out to our own @Piece of Peace

If anyone cares about gameplay, despite using overpowering team Orochi, Phil keeps losing to scrubs

"Guys I don't want to keep saying this, but if you appreciate the fact that I went out of my way to play a different fighting game for you guys, please TIP ME NOW, we have about 15 minutes left, okay?"

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Was he pushing buttons?

ofc, though, I wonder like Forza would he do better just "autopiloting"

 

[Dona Morte]

Calling it now:
Phil is waiting for his parents to die to come out as gay.

 

[Kheapathic]

Now he's claiming KoF isn't a mainstream fighter... ... ... Phil... never call yourself a member, former or otherwise, of the FGC. That series is older than most of your audience.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Now he's claiming KoF isn't a mainstream fighter... ... ... Phil... never call yourself a member, former or otherwise, of the FGC. That series is older than most of your audience.

If only it was King of Begging, Phil could be in his prime again

 

[Elescondido]

Calling it now:
Phil is waiting for his parents to die to come out as gay.

Thats not happening, he thinks he is a manly man,
I remember one of the times people mentioned his baldening beard he said that people used to tell him how masculine his beard was lmao

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

$38 in tips.

Gee Phil, after chastising your audience and banning people who talked about the "drama" (I know, talking about the drama is YOUR job) instead of actually addressing it, you end up with a day of low tips. Now, it could be the fact that you suck at entertaining people other than yourself. Or, it could be a case of cause-and-effect. You know, the same thing that keeps happening whenever you bitch out and ban denthead fans who were foolish enough to give you money in the first place? You would think after 13 years of doing this, you would've learned by now that this isn't the best way to grow or treat an audience.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

At this point, OIC could ask Phil to talk shit about his parents everyday on his stream and Phil would gladly dance to the tune if it means he gets his fix. See I would have said killed but PP can’t be bothered to leave his cave more than once a week and I doubt he could whack either of them with his safety hatchet.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Handcart story, since he's retconning it now.

"The cart I'm gonna be pulling everywhere! Trust me, I'm not gonna put my back at risk. Worse comes to worst, I'm gonna get the shit in the garage and just leave it there until my girlfriend comes then we (she) can move it into the house!"

I like how you can tell he is doing his autistic rocking because the volume gets loud and then quiet, loud and then quiet.... etc