DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Does anyone think Phil will be around by 2030? I don't think he will. Not because of that "by 2030 you will own nothing and be happy" thing. Just because it really seems like this is the end. The final years. It really really feels like it.
My over/under is 2065; i'm taking the over.
When they do his attempts to justify why he now owns three houses but STILL really needs your support will be fun to watch.
Midfirst is getting the CT condo and he doesn't own shit, the banks do; that's why he got his chapter 7 bankruptcy approved. IRS will seize his estate and auction it off for 40 years of back-taxes by the time he dies in 2068.
 
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Got today's 'Daily Wrap' uploaded for anyone who wants to watch without giving pigroach the view.
He bitches about ad revenue being taken by licensed music again, I think he's getting worried about lost revenue because of the viewer and whale loss after (Three Letter Name)'s doxxing yesterday.

 
Got today's 'Daily Wrap' uploaded for anyone who wants to watch without giving pigroach the view.
He bitches about ad revenue being taken by licensed music again, I think he's getting worried about lost revenue because of the viewer and whale loss after (Three Letter Name)'s doxxing yesterday.

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I like how its titled "NO DRAMA" but he literally talks about how nobody supported the night stream and people need to support or he's not gonna buy and play King of Whatever 5 in February.... which is dramatic.

Says to like the video:

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And comment (which if your comment is critical or even remotely negative it will be denied to be publicly shown via him grooming all the comments.)

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I guess after the high of actually being positive in a fighting game wore off and he realized shortly after the stream he didn't make any money to blow on bullshit.
 
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XV has rollback netcode, so the lag and input delay excuses don't fly here.

Imagine looking up to a man who declared bankruptcy and is speedrunning his way to a second bankruptcy. No wonder we call them wheelchairs, because Phil is the alpha male to them.

https://www.consumerhelpcentral.com/time-between-filing-chapter-7-cases/

He has to spread the time till his next inevitable bankruptcy out for another 7+ years. I don't see how he makes it that far, he will need one in about 2 years.
 
Does anyone think Phil will be around by 2030? I don't think he will. Not because of that "by 2030 you will own nothing and be happy" thing. Just because it really seems like this is the end. The final years. It really really feels like it.
50 year old dsp will be streaming to 30 year old Derish and the rest of the wheel chair brigade asking him what he had for dinner even then.
 
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I like how its titled "NO DRAMA" but he literally talks about how nobody supported the night stream and people need to support or he's not gonna buy and play King of Whatever 5 in February.... which is dramatic.

Says to like the video:

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And comment (which if your comment is critical or even remotely negative it will be denied to be publicly shown via him grooming all the comments.)

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I guess after the high of actually being positive in a fighting game wore off and he realized shortly after the stream he didn't make any money to blow on bullshit.
It's crazy how he constantly contradicts himself and is either just not aware enough to notice it, or ignores it so often. I'm honestly surprised that anyone falls for his lies but I guess that's part of what makes the wheelchairs wheelchairs...
 
Does anyone think Phil will be around by 2030? I don't think he will. Not because of that "by 2030 you will own nothing and be happy" thing. Just because it really seems like this is the end. The final years. It really really feels like it.
I'm only questioning/theorizing because nothing has been decided yet. But with the economic crash that is coming, one of the ideas floated to help soften the blow, is to tax people on unrealized gains. One type of unrealized gains is the value of ones house going up, so here's my question. Does this change in any way with Phil in the middle of a granted bankruptcy? Because if that does happen; Phil wants to cry about tax bills, the housing market has gone insane and people are either gonna be forced to sell, or get evicted for being unable to pay.
 
What the fuck? What is a mainstream fighter then? Only Street Fighter? Fucking Capcucks I swear...
Sure I guess KoF was probably not in the upper echelons of fighters back when he was in the arcade scene in North America (although I guarantee you he's being intentionally ignorant and he would have known at least a few people who played KoF on and off) but this was mostly because he would have experienced some dissonance between different regions, KoF was mostly stuck on arcade cabinets for the longest time and took a while to move to consoles, that was not the case at all with Street Fighter, Capcom took advantage of the growing popularity of the game in western markets and saw an opportunity to make more money, SNK for some reason decided to stick with the neo geo for a while, but obviously they've made a multitude of games in the franchise just as much (if not more I believe just having a brief look) as Capcom have with Street Fighter, so it's not like KoF didn't have it's own dedicated audience, I think it was the go to game in lots of places in South America as well, as the arcades tournaments there were a little bit different then what they were then North America.

So that's probably well beyond Phil's understanding to comprehend that an entirely different scene can have it's own top level games and players that don't actually play street fighter two all the time.
 
Got today's 'Daily Wrap' uploaded for anyone who wants to watch without giving pigroach the view.
He bitches about ad revenue being taken by licensed music again, I think he's getting worried about lost revenue because of the viewer and whale loss after (Three Letter Name)'s doxxing yesterday.

That background. Fucking cardboard boxes, even put the stupid earphones there. Really brings in the impression of a homeless beggar. Only needs an ugly painting of Carl Sagan made by Derich.
 
"The cart I'm gonna be pulling everywhere! Trust me, I'm not gonna put my back at risk. Worse comes to worst, I'm gonna get the shit in the garage and just leave it there until my girlfriend comes then we (she) can move it into the house!"
What self respecting woman would stay with a man who ever said this?
 
Its always uncanny when I hear Phil talk of "normal."

Just saw a clip where Phil calls someone weird for having chicken wings for Thanksgiving (I don't see why it matters what one serves on TG; a holiday literally only for eating). It stands out to me as Phil's implying he's going to need money to make a full-course turkey Thanksgiving Dinner with all the trim for two people and a maimed house cat. I mean, I know Phil's eating his TG dinner out of a self-heating can, but still.
 
Well time to add spoil to the ever growing list of words Dave misuses and/or have no fucking clue what actually means.
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Oh and Phil please stop pretending you have any self control. I mean it's cute and all but reel tawk we all know so it just comes off as cringy.

So which of the suckers did he get to scrape together and recycle the same greenscreen footage Phil has used before in order to not pay them save money?
 
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Oh and Phil please stop pretending you have any self control. I mean it's cute and all but reel tawk we all know so it just comes off as cringy.

"I cannot wait until you see the same shitty GIF's of me blubbering around but with some stupid Christmas twist with your name and how much you paid me to see it!! WHAT?? I should "PREVIEW" the GIFs to show people how unimpressive they are?!? FUCK NO. That's not how life works. I'm an adult and this is my place of business. You PAY, then you get to see the new GIFs!"

"Okay I've had enough. OICSock#364 is banned and never coming back for insulting me. Calling me greedy and saying I demand everyone to be in a giving mood this season while excluding myself.... You're outta here! And don't come back! Anyways.... moving forward... shoutout to OICSock#365! Thanks for chillin' with me..."

The cycle continues... And its hilarious he's certain his audience is made up of sane adults while doing shit like this and scolding them by saying he's not a school teacher and they need to behave.
 
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"I cannot wait until you see the same shitty GIF's of me blubbering around but with some stupid Christmas twist with your name and how much you paid me to see it!! WHAT?? I should "PREVIEW" the GIFs to show people how unimpressive they are?!? FUCK NO. That's not how life works. I'm an adult and this is my place of business. You PAY, then you get to see the new GIFs!"

"Okay I've had enough. OICSock#364 is banned and never coming back for insulting me. Calling me greedy and saying I demand everyone to be in a giving mood this season while excluding myself.... You're outta here! And don't come back! Anyways.... moving forward... shoutout to OICSock#365! Thanks for chillin' with me..."

The cycle continues...
The best part is the unrealistic expectations he's setting wit6h the build-up. He does this every time, hyping something so much that it can only disappoint. We all know these new animations will be the laziest half-assed effort imaginable and DSP is sure to deliver. Again.
 
That background. Fucking cardboard boxes, even put the stupid earphones there. Really brings in the impression of a homeless beggar. Only needs an ugly painting of Carl Sagan made by Derich.
The way he shows off empty fucking boxes, it's like a literal child trying to flex, why the fuck does he even keep the boxes for this shit? Would his excuse be he needs to keep them in case he has to return any of them? Shit makes no sense I swear.
 
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