Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Ambient Occlusion]

I know that we knew chibi was going to some exceptional diploma mill, but heres our confirmationg that it is specifically full sail
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lmao of course Chibi fell for the Full Sail scam. He's the kind of person who thinks those game tester commercials are how games are actually made.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

if he's still enrolled at fool sail he could maybe take a CAD or 3d modeling elective. those cool models for 3d printers available online will have license restrictions. idk what he's gonna sell at the chibi's trinket emporium but I look forward to it.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

lmao of course Chibi fell for the Full Sail scam. He's the kind of person who thinks those game tester commercials are how games are actually made.

Other than that is not what happens when you go into game design who in their right mind considers a "college" that advertises on TV. Don't people remember DeVry? Are they still a thing or did they fold?

Anyway even if he did go to Full Sail, complete the course and start applying at game studios for a job the man is 30 and it's not like he's going to keep up on the newest trends or programming languages. Tech moves fast and you need to stay on it. You can't rest on your laurels all the time. You need to continually hone your skills, keep up with the latest stuff and not slack off.

Cheebs is going to drop this once he's done and move onto another thing.

 

[the khat quaffer]

There are absolutely fleshlight STLs out there. Hell, all he has to do is go on deviantart or etsy and order a custom Vaporeon one. Though, I have read that it's not a good idea to 3D print a fuck toy as the layers of filament will tear one's dick asunder.

.....So it's really just a matter of time before the tweets from the ER.

If it were me tasked with making these plastic furry fuckholes, I'd happily do it...with tiny, serrated fins lining the inside, like some kinda inside-out cheese grater. It's a good union between form and function, don't you think?

Actually that sounds like a good idea for a Jigsaw torture game. "Hello Adam, I want to play a game. You spent your entire life trying to get inside a Vaporeon. You made it your discord pfp. You even dyed your hair the same color as one. Now, open your eyes, look down - your dream is finally a reality...but there's a catch. If your small, pathetic penis gets an erection, it will be shredded to pieces by that which you crave. The question now is can you resist the degenerate urges you've indulged in your entire life? Live or die. Make your choice."

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

hey guys look at this cat I created! my second print ever!

I'm thinking of opening a gallery

 

[blinkber385]

It's incredible that Chibi doesn't understand the concept of a hobby. He wants to skip every step of getting good at something and jumps immediately from "hey I finally got my printer to shit out a dopey looking pokemon" to "which one of you retards wants to buy this shit"

 

[Byr]

It's incredible that Chibi doesn't understand the concept of a hobby. He wants to skip every step of getting good at something and jumps immediately from "hey I finally got my printer to shit out a dopey looking pokemon" to "which one of you retards wants to buy this shit"

Maybe he could get a sewing machine, make one sloppy pillowcase, then start offering His services as a fursuit builder.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

I wish I could see the original tweet. I like to think they deleted it once they saw his reply.

Same here, but I wonder if he was trying to "cancel" them instead.

k...

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

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I love it when he says somewhere how he isn't just the person who was told to be quiet anymore and then starts making cringy jokes that nobody wants to hear.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

I love it when he says somewhere how he isn't just the person who was told to be quiet anymore and then starts making cringy jokes that nobody wants to hear.

Chibi acts in real life the same way he does on twitter. Dropping spaghetti with awkward personal information and shooting inappropriate jokes at people he doesn't know.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

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Soooo, is this meant to be an admission or an attempt at a joke? Or both? I mean, the US has a coin shortage but I'd take sweaty tit money over his ass quarters.

 

[Torricelli]

Chibi acts in real life the same way he does on twitter. Dropping spaghetti with awkward personal information and shooting inappropriate jokes at people he doesn't know.

Someone aptly described him as the human embodiment of Twitch Chat.

 

[moocow]

Maybe he could get a sewing machine, make one sloppy pillowcase, then start offering His services as a fursuit builder.

That particular "quality bar" isn't exactly very high. He'd probably eke out a living doing it so long as he didn't ship stuff out with measles on it.

 

[High-Fructose Corn Syrup]

Has he transitioned yet?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Has he transitioned yet?

And he's not going to unless it just involves putting on a dress and badly applied makeup while still keeping the beard.

Actually going through with something like that requires too much effort for Chibi.

 

[Bisteca Toblerone]

Has he transitioned yet?

HWNBAV - He Will Never Be A Vaporeon

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

I wish I could see the original tweet. I like to think they deleted it once they saw his reply.
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Same here, but I wonder if he was trying to "cancel" them instead.
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Some retail worker is going to touch Chibi’s vile ass nickels then go home and hug their kids.

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

Maybe he could get a sewing machine, make one sloppy pillowcase, then start offering His services as a fursuit builder.

He doesn't know how to sew "anymore". Plus he would probably get frustrated that he can't make IRL fursuits looks just like the drawings.

Spoiler: From the youmacon discord

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

And he's not going to unless it just involves putting on a dress and badly applied makeup while still keeping the beard.

Actually going through with something like that requires too much effort for Chibi.

HWNBAV - He Will Never Be A Vaporeon

Fuck you he is beautiful.

 

[SnusBurns]

Fuck you he is beautiful.

I don't like where this is going. How does he even have MATCHING heels that fit?