US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[XYZpdq]

And where is this revisionist meme that Trump wasn't popular with religious folk coming from?

it's from before the 2016 election when Religious Right Inc stood up and said Never Trump
the rank and file were fine, but the leaders threw a massive spaz

 

[Local FloRida-man]

it's from before the 2016 election when Religious Right Inc stood up and said Never Trump
the rank and file were fine, but the leaders threw a massive spaz

IIRC that was from the more the organized religions; specifically from catholics (lol) and mormon (LOL). Regular on the ground protestants were always in favor of him because the alternative was mother harlot.

 

[Another Sperg on the Net]

Why the fuck are you sperging up a Biden thread with all your Trump autist hand flapping, we have multiple threads for that.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Why the fuck are you sperging up a Biden thread with all your Trump autist hand flapping, we have multiple threads for that.

And none of them are any good. Trump is about as much of lolcalf as Tim Pool.

 

[Smoke Manmuscle]

Remember that guy from the 90s who was like a precursor to Jones. He predicted school shootings being used to justify gun grabbing and doping kids up on meds would be bad and all sorts of shit.

Well the Feds killed him in a firefight they claim he started. Who's to say they won't murder Jones while trying to bring him to the committee and this whole charade is just a cover. After all your average pleb thinks Jones is just some wackjob wife beater who thinks lizards and aliens run the world or some shit.

Are you thinking of Art Bell? He wasn’t killed by the Feds but he did start the radio show Coast to Coast AM. It was a syndicated talk show that ran in the dead of night that talked about everything from aliens to Illuminati.

 

[pwnest injun]

Its possible but unlikely for null to be considered global 1% - The net worth required is under a million dollars, so depending on Kiwifarms traffic, and using regular silicon valley valuations, he's probably worth millions to stupid tech investors. If you discount all our fedposting and nigrating, Null could be a wealthy man. And instead he gave it all up so he could let us be special on the internet.

I hope he tears up eating microwaved chicken tendies while reading this alternate history take though.

Global 1% is a lot of a lower bar to clear than US 1%. Globally, people are quite poor, on average.

 

[Gehenna]

Someone put out the call to begin paying dues?
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100 Million is -nothing- to either politics or Bezos himself. Such a low amount implies a bit of corruption, probably jostling in a cleaned-up lobbyist. So ordinary shit here, not much interest.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

IIRC that was from the more the organized religions; specifically from catholics (lol) and mormon (LOL). Regular on the ground protestants were always in favor of him because the alternative was mother harlot.

Non-politician Mormons and Catholics liked Trump, especially if they were from suburbs or rural communities. Less active or “cultural” Catholics and Mormons were more likely to support Hillary.

 

[soy_king]

If they were just for fun we would still have Islamic content

you can blame the Hulk larper for that one

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

Your barely controlled seething at the supposedly dead party you're attempting to latch onto for clout totally doesn't make you sound like a fair-weather parasite. Please, continue to tell us how the gays who let degenerates take over their identity without a fight will absolutely save the American Right.

And where is this revisionist meme that Trump wasn't popular with religious folk coming from?
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Trump was absolutely an evangelical religious candidate. Y'know, in case him spending the last four years praising God and the bible wasn't enough to the convince anyone. It was the nogs and spics that skewed the numbers.

I don't know if anyone actually thought he was a particularly religious guy, but when you're running against someone that's basically the Antichrist to them, it's a bit easier to convince people to go your way.

 

[Maurice Caine]

Someone put out the call to begin paying dues?
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[Kramer on the phone]

Someone put out the call to begin paying dues?
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these shakedowns are fucking bullshit.

100 Million is -nothing- to either politics or Bezos himself. Such a low amount implies a bit of corruption, probably jostling in a cleaned-up lobbyist. So ordinary shit here, not much interest.

i like to include the $100 million with his wife divorcing him and leaving with half. sure .1% of your money isn't much, but 50.1% is.

 

[Corpun]

who you talking about dude? koresh?

Are you thinking of Art Bell? He wasn’t killed by the Feds but he did start the radio show Coast to Coast AM. It was a syndicated talk show that ran in the dead of night that talked about everything from aliens to Illuminati.

Milton William Cooper. Actually had shit with Jones but Jones talked about the guy after the firefight he died in in a good way.

No one wants Kamala to run.
2024 will be Jill with Joe as VP. Vote for the other Biden or you aint black.

Aren't there laws against a couple running on the same ticket?

Someone put out the call to begin paying dues?
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Good to see Bezos paying his taxes. My opinions on the ludicrously wealthy are suddenly changed.

 

[In Memoriam]

Milton William Cooper. Actually had shit with Jones but Jones talked about the guy after the firefight he died in in a good way.

Aren't there laws against a couple running on the same ticket?

Good to see Bezos paying his taxes. My opinions on the ludicrously wealthy are suddenly changed.

That’s an interesting point - the mega rich don’t pay taxes to the IRS, rather they have to give their tributes directly to the politicians’ campaign. Thunkful

 

[Oats12345]

I don't know if anyone actually thought he was a particularly religious guy, but when you're running against someone that's basically the Antichrist to them, it's a bit easier to convince people to go your way.

Trump actually very popular among the religious right crowd. I should know I have alot of friends and family in that crowd. Like both my devout catholic grandmother's surpporting him. My strict mormon cousin did. And many more did.
My one grandmother surprised me since I thought she wouldn't like Trump's demaner. But I do remmber her complaining about the late night show host's going too far on their Trump jokes. So I guess some religious people looked at Trump critics and realized that his critics were why worse and more jackasses than him. Also I think alot of religious people see through Biden's "I'm a devoute Catholic" bullshit than most people like to realize. I mean Biden was being endorsed by redditer and Hollywood atheists? How are people post to believe your a big catholic when a bunch atheists like Movie Blob (who despises Christianity) comes out and surpports you.

 

[Gehenna]

these shakedowns are fucking bullshit.

i like to include the $100 million with his wife divorcing him and leaving with half. sure .1% of your money isn't much, but 50.1% is.

It is not even .1%, it is .04% of his wealth.

 

[murdered meat bag]

Trump actually very popular among the religious right crowd. I should know I have alot of friends and family in that crowd. Like both my devout catholic grandmother's surpporting him. My strict mormon cousin did. And many more did.
My one grandmother surprised me since I thought she wouldn't like Trump's demaner. But I do remmber her complaining about the late night show host's going too far on their Trump jokes. So I guess some religious people looked at Trump critics and realized that his critics were why worse and more jackasses than him. Also I think alot of religious people see through Biden's "I'm a devoute Catholic" bullshit than most people like to realize. I mean Biden was being endorsed by redditer and Hollywood atheists? How are people post to believe your a big catholic when a bunch atheists like Movie Blob (who despises Christianity) comes out and surpports you.

liberal methodists and lutherans love atheist support. its not a new thing.

 

[HandsomeDan]

Surely someone has thought through the potential scenarios of letting Alex speak and giving him free air time. Those in power generally dont allow their biggest critics to be in a situation where they can say anything "embarrassing" for all to hear.

They have shown extreme hubris of late so maybe they are this stupid to give him a platform to speak. I look forward to this.

 

[Gehenna]

Surely someone has thought through the potential scenarios of letting Alex speak and giving him free air time. Those in power generally dont allow their biggest critics to be in a situation where they can say anything "embarrassing" for all to hear.

They have shown extreme hubris of late so maybe they are this stupid to give him a platform to speak. I look forward to this.

They assume he will maintain the same level of decorum they expect of all people dragged before them. The two problems they are ignoring is that Jones is no stranger to being on the witness stand and that Jones is... well, Jones.

 

[Oxous]

Ugh, don't tell me Biden's about to drain the strategic oil reserve Trump spent years building up.