Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"I told you that you were pretty and MORE THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE!"

"My boyfriend said I was gorgeous while we were planning our post-pandemic trip to the South of France."

"Well I'm a paralegal. What does your boyfriend do?"

"He's literally Michael B. Jordan."

"That saggy-pantsed thug doesn't appreciate you!"

"He lets me drive his Lambo. Good-bye." *block*

"I go to the gym even though I'm disabled!"

"My boyfriend does that. And he's won several bodybuilding contests."

"But I care about you and appreciate you!"

"My boyfriend gives me $10,000 a month. You really think you can do better than that?"

"I can Venmo you a dollar!"

 

[DrJonesHat]

"I go to the gym even though I'm disabled!"

"My boyfriend does that. And he's won several bodybuilding contests."

"But I care about you and appreciate you!"

"My boyfriend gives me $10,000 a month. You really think you can do better than that?"

"I can Venmo you a dollar!"

Sooner or later, he's going to try his sleazy moves on a woman who's a covid survivor and her bf helped nurse her back to health. I'd like to see a woman bust that out when he says her bf doesn't care about her.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I would imagine it's more like these. At least the Indians are funny.

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Those Indians are some suave motherfuckers.

Wonder how much I'd have to pay some fiverr Indians to make a song entirely of Russ-isms.

 

[AnOminous]

He still has charges on his record, but I think it counts differently than if he went to court and actually was found guilty by jury trial.

No contest pleas count as a criminal conviction and you're punished, but it can't be used as evidence against you afterwards in another case, such as a civil case (usually). The court can also refuse to accept one.

 

[Constellationzero]

Then a succession of "Hey" over and over until the insults start.

Agree except for this part here. The gourd approach goes like this.

"Um...wow."
"Kinda confused why you don't answer your messages."
"Sorry I'm disabled."
"I get anxious because I get kind of hurt when you don't answer my calls."
"Lol, I was just trying to get your attention, lol. Sorry I'm disabled."
"What did I even do wrong? Must be because I'm disabled."
"Just trying to brighten up your day a little, but you hate the disabled..."

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

Agree except for this part here. The gourd approach goes like this.

"Um...wow."
"Kinda confused why you don't answer your messages."
"Sorry I'm disabled."
"I get anxious because I get kind of hurt when you don't answer my calls."
"Lol, I was just trying to get your attention, lol. Sorry I'm disabled."
"What did I even do wrong? Must be because I'm disabled."
"Just trying to brighten up your day a little, but you hate the disabled..."

You might add “How would you like it if I came over and killed myself?” That gets the ladies wet.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

From what we've seen, he has even less game than the usual Indonesian dudes who send daily "Good Morning My Friend" written on a glitter rose gif messages to random women. Sure Russ makes an "effort" but not that much of an effort and it should be enough for you you crazy AIDS-ridden whores!

That being said, I am almost certain he has some sort of form DM thing. And frankly I'd love to know what they read as.

"Hey Beautiful,

I have been watching your profile for a while and you have lit up my life with your bangin' beauty. But I'm not like those other guys who don't give a shit about you and pretend to see your real beauty. I love that you're a [Pizza Slut/Cheerleader/Squirrel fan/Mermaid/Insert superficial thing on her profile here]. That's super cool!

I'm a disabled aspiring songwriter who has kicked my disability's ass and sings songs about Body Positivity and I'm a political activist legalizing sex work! I thought maybe you'd be interested in that. I am legalizing sex work because I am a legal professional and have over 1000 Facebook followers. Aaaand I go to the gym! But it's not all easy, since I can't move my face or close my mouth. A lot of people make fun of me or laugh at me, but I shake it off.

In the meantime, drop your Venmo/cash app/PayPal so I can send you a little sumpin sumpin to treat yo self! And check out my latest [song or book] here! [link]

Make sure to message me back, hot stuff. I know you get tons of messages, but if you noticed me, it would be the greatest. You don't want to miss out on this cool guy and the better life I can give you!

Love, Your Next Boyfriend,

Russell Greer"

Then a succession of "Hey" over and over until the insults start.

We did at one point see a very long comment Russel made on some girl's Instagram account saying something very similar to this, presumably he sent it as a comment by accident and meant to send it as a DM.
This is it. You were pretty dead on.

 

[The Dude]

I don't think Russ comprehends how out of his league he is with the kind of guys that models date. These are the kind of people who can buy the subject of their desire a new sports car with cash. They can fly to the tropics on a whim. They own more than one suit (and they all fit).

Russhole is trying (and failing) to compete against guys who are more intelligent, far better looking, have charming personalities, and make more money in a month than Russhole makes in five years. He has literally nothing to offer a woman and it just goes to show how astoundingly delusional and out of touch with reality he is that he believes women who can get any man they want would choose him over rich, handsome, charming men. No one is going to choose a half-eaten hotdog that's been fished out of an outhouse when they can have a full meal from a five star restaurant.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Entry of appearance filed by Russell G. Greer in his appeal against Null

 

[DennisReynolds]

We did at one point see a very long comment Russel made on some girl's Instagram account saying something very similar to this, presumably he sent it as a comment by accident and meant to send it as a DM.
This is it. You were pretty dead on.
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God, the second hand embarrassment is real. No one will pity fuck you Russ. No one will pity fuck anyone. Your best bet is getting in with a gaggle of junkies on the strip and letting them use you for your janitor pittance and apartment in the hopes that eventually, one of them will be strung out and horny enough to fuck you, and pray to god they have a vagina.

 

[DumbDude42]

Russhole is trying (and failing) to compete against guys who are more intelligent, far better looking, have charming personalities, and make more money in a month than Russhole makes in five years. He has literally nothing to offer a woman and it just goes to show how astoundingly delusional and out of touch with reality he is that he believes women who can get any man they want would choose him over rich, handsome, charming men. No one is going to choose a half-eaten hotdog that's been fished out of an outhouse when they can have a full meal from a five star restaurant.

lack of self awareness really is his biggest flaw

trying to chat up famous insta hoes in their DMs is extremely unlikely to succeed even for extreme chads, because whatever you type just gets drowned out by the hundreds and hundreds of thirst messages these girls get on a daily basis. for normal guys the odds are about as good as winning the lottery, and for a deformed mongrel like russ it's even worse than that

 

[Uzumaki]

Wow, you hear all the time about vanity projects, vanity recordings, vanity publishing. But vanity lawsuits...Slurpy got the lock on that

If only this were true...

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Entry of appearance filed by Russell G. Greer in his appeal against Null

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Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but it appears to me that Russ filled this out incorrectly. I don't think this will hurt his filing, though.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but it appears to me that Russ filled this out incorrectly. I don't think this will hurt his filing, though.

Nah, I'm pretty sure that's fine if he's serving via email, which he is allowed to do to notices as per Utah rules (if I am not mistaken)

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

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Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but it appears to me that Russ filled this out incorrectly. I don't think this will hurt his filing, though.

Nothing could hurt this filing. It's like causing injury to a dessicated corpse.

 

[Butters scotch]

God, the second hand embarrassment is real. No one will pity fuck you Russ. No one will pity fuck anyone. Your best bet is getting in with a gaggle of junkies on the strip and letting them use you for your janitor pittance and apartment in the hopes that eventually, one of them will be strung out and horny enough to fuck you, and pray to god they have a vagina.

I've happily taken a pity fuck just this week, my story of a breakup after a five year relationship struck a chord.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Nothing could hurt this filing. It's like causing injury to a dessicated corpse.

I would like to remind you that desecration of the dead is a crime in most jurisdictions.

 

[BluntyBitch]

lack of self awareness really is his biggest flaw

trying to chat up famous insta hoes in their DMs is extremely unlikely to succeed even for extreme chads, because whatever you type just gets drowned out by the hundreds and hundreds of thirst messages these girls get on a daily basis. for normal guys the odds are about as good as winning the lottery, and for a deformed mongrel like russ it's even worse than that

If Russ actually worked out (weights, Russ, bulk up, you obvs fail at cardio, since u treat it like some virtue signaling photoshoot from the gym) and had a decent body and posture (I think he could work on that, even chiropractors help with that! His gait is a tard giveaway if u don't see his face)

And he wore a mask and covered his face and appeared shirtless, with an actually funny caption to show he has a sense of humor (whoops NM that would mean laughing at himself), a nice pic and looking happy in some happy looking location (other than the drab dingey places he frequents)(oh and with a good phone camera that isn't all blurry and busted to hell) he mmmaaayyyy actually get a smiley back, or something.

But this would mean he's have to give up his junk food diet and actually, you know, work hard at something. But we know from his rediculous filings that he has absolutely no idea that "working hard" is different than coasting and halfassing everything he does so far, in All of his life. He's def The Best (tm) at that!

The teachers throughout his life (childhoid and adult) passed him so they wouldn't have to deal with him another year.

He was probably the smelly kid no one child or adult wanted to talk to or be near, but then again, he had mommy to do his laundry and make him shower I assume. and actually wash himself in it,not just stand under the water.

Ugh can u imagine his breath, funking up a room, gross.

 

[DrJonesHat]

No one is going to choose a half-eaten hotdog that's been fished out of an outhouse when they can have a full meal from a five star restaurant.

That's the best line I've ever heard used to describe Russ. You deserve accolades for that. Well done.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Entry of appearance filed by Russell G. Greer in his appeal against Null

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This fuckin' guy.

I mean, we already knew he lives in those apartments. But come on.

edit: I didn't even notice that he also doxed his phone number.

Nah, I'm pretty sure that's fine if he's serving via email, which he is allowed to do to notices as per Utah rules (if I am not mistaken)

He should've put Skordas' email address under "at" and "email" under "method." It won't matter though.