Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Sparkling Yuzu]

From JULIANA's story:

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...yes, JULIANA, I'm positive this is why you eat when you're not hungry

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That is eating disorder logic if I ever saw it. BED of course, not ana Coco-chan!

 

[Cripple]

From JULIANA's story:

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...yes, JULIANA, I'm positive this is why you eat when you're not hungry

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I mean some of us have to take meds for chronic conditions and those require something in the stomach so you don't get nauseous. Or you're pregnant and actually eating a little bit before even getting out of bed helps nausea. But then something small like crackers or even a protein shake does the job.

But no, a 700 or even 1000 kcal breakfast is not pre-loading JULIANA.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

No wonder these bitches scream "Starvation Mode!!!" whenever they might feel even a little bit peckish.

That's just Distorted Eating one-o-one.

 

[weaselhat]

I get eating if it’s meal time and you are not really hungry if say, for example, you are at work and the next chance to eat will be hours in the future. But what do these cows do? They can openly graze from their own kitchens whenever they feel like it. With this logic, No wonder they can’t fit into their own bathroom.

 

[LonesomeDud]

It's okay to sometimes eat when you're not hungry.

It's also okay to sometimes not eat when you're hungry.

 

[brooky]

It's okay to sometimes eat when you're not hungry.

It's also okay to sometimes not eat when you're hungry.

You will LITERALLY go into STARVATION MODE if you feel the slightest smidge of hunger!!!!! Stop trying to kill fat bodies!

 

[Gramlol]

No wonder these bitches scream "Starvation Mode!!!" whenever they might feel even a little bit peckish.

That's just Distorted Eating one-o-one.

And it's kind of proof that average Juliana diet is all hyper-palateable processed junk. Eating when you're not hungry feels uncomfortable when your diet is 'boring' 'healthy' food (aka a normal diet)- it's why the mum adage of "if you're really hungry have an apple, and if you don't want one then you're not really hungry" is true.
Outside of an emotional issue of binge eating, which screams for intense fullness= comfort (and for which binge food is mostly typically junk food, carb heavy hyper-palateable food), eating when you're not hungry feels gross.
Unless you have a diet of packaged cookies, taco Bell, chocolate, chips, etc, the compulsion to eat for no reason would feel intensely icky. And be indicative of an emotional problem.
That Juliana will not address, and instead push for maladaptive coping strategies, as a 'mental health advocate'.

It's all backwards talk, she's an incredibly sick individual pushing her lifestyle in the name of mental wellness

Also lol at the image of Juliana doing an early morning workout. Suuure

 

[GenociderSyo]

Yep totally safe to take out an entry wall without any checking.

 

[chickenbutt]

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Yep totally safe to take out an entry wall without any checking.

Oh my god ceiling collapse crisis saga when?

"What do you mean, 'load-bearing'? Are you suggesting that my ceiling's weight is to blame for this, you fatphobic shitlord?? I'm going to find a more inclusive contractor!!"

*hangs up*

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

God, imagine taking someone out for a nice dinner and wine, and just as your first course arrives at the table, a thousand-pound lesbian couple who haven't bathed in weeks thunder in and get seated next to your table. I would leave an extra 50 bucks on top of the normal tip, just out of sympathy for the waitstaff.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

God, imagine taking someone out for a nice dinner and wine, and just as your first course arrives at the table, a thousand-pound lesbian couple who haven't bathed in weeks thunder in and get seated next to your table. I would leave an extra 50 bucks on top of the normal tip, just out of sympathy for the waitstaff.

Y'know, now that you say it, what do we think Corissa and JULIANA tip, if at all? I wouldn't be surprised if they're super rude to the staff too. A simple finger wag triggers reeeeing.

I for one can't wait for the ceiling collapse saga. Way to make the house even more uninhabitable.

 

[stupid frog]

Yes, you are totally wrong. JULIANA needs fuel for joyful movement. That fuel just happens to be 2k calories of Taco Bell, you fatphobic POS.

2k feels like a low number

 

[Chamaelirium]

From JULIANA's story:

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We have about six months left until SJW's are saying that unless you are gaining 5 lbs a month from gorging yourself, you are probably a white supremacist.

 

[HamFan]

From JULIANA's story:

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I thought these tards practiced muh intuitive eating. Shouldn't you trust your intuition when it says you're not hungry?

So let me get this straight: trust your instincts when you want some Doritos, even though you just polished off a bag of Dot's pretzels. Then when lunch time rolls around 20 minutes later, make sure you eat, even if you're not "experiencing hunger." You've probably missed your hunger cues because of your ED!

And I'm guessing lunch better be a full meal, because a sandwich is just a snack. Make sure you're properly nourished with a sandwich, and soup, and salad (nah, not craving it), how bout more chips, and some cookies, and...

 

[bathtub-tigers]

It makes me so MOTI when corissa pretends to be a midwest farmer’s daughter when she is just a suburban brat. Having a big yard does not = farm.

 

[LonesomeDud]

It makes me so MOTI when corissa pretends to be a midwest farmer’s daughter when she is just a suburban brat. Having a big yard does not = farm.

Major reason for the trooning of the husband and drift to a morbidly obese partner: No one to challenge her about being sedentary. If you tell most men you're a farm girl, he's going to assume you like things like horseback riding, hiking, maybe playing games like badminton or similar things you can play in a big yard space, or at least that's what I would assume about someone who self-described that way.

 

[Cripple]

Major reason for the trooning of the husband and drift to a morbidly obese partner: No one to challenge her about being sedentary. If you tell most men you're a farm girl, he's going to assume you like things like horseback riding, hiking, maybe playing games like badminton or similar things you can play in a big yard space, or at least that's what I would assume about someone who self-described that way.

"Farm girl" generally implies mucking animal stalls everyday and being able to lift 50lb hay bales and bags of animal feed. Planting, hoeing, weeding, and harvesting crops. Along with horseback riding or tractor driving if your family has them. It's hard for people who haven't farmed to really grasp even a small one is 4 - 6hrs of very physical work everyday. There's a reason a "farmer's breakfast" is usually 1000kcal and people eat it after morning chores.

But Corissa is living in a fantasy world when even a small flock of chickens would too much for her to maintain. As you'd still need to let them out in the morning, get them back in at night (if you want chickens for more than a few days, not just humans think they're damn tasty), gather eggs, feed, water, maintain the coop and water delivery system, and muck out the coop and change the bedding at least once a week. Nevermind if you need to add vet care in.

But hey I am all for Corissa getting bitch-slapped by reality for once.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

But Corissa is living in a fantasy world when even a small flock of chickens would too much for her to maintain. As you'd still need to let them out in the morning, get them back in at night (if you want chickens for more than a few days, not just humans think they're damn tasty), gather eggs, feed, water, maintain the coop and water delivery system, and muck out the coop and change the bedding at least once a week. Nevermind if you need to add vet care in.

Imagine what would happen if one of those fucking chickens survived long enough to get broody! "Oh look, she's hoarding her eggs teehee! Let's just let her be!" "It's too hard to get all the way back to the coop! The coop is ableist! I guess the eggs will just ROT in there! Teehee!"

 

[Angry New Ager]

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"Our little farm." LOL.

One of my more philosophical rural relations once pointed out to me that "farm" is really a verb. You can own a piece of land ideal for farming, that has been farmed successfully in the past, or that has never been farmed but has great potential for it, but unless you are putting the work of actual farming into it, it's just land, and not really a farm. A "farm" is a place where farming is done, upon which humans exert effort every single day in order to feed and clothe humans, while keeping nature at bay.

Corissa's backyard was once a small, organic herb farm. It has the potential to be such once more, but right now—and for the forseeable future—it's going to remain a backyard. And that's because neither Corissa nor Juliana, or any of their fat friends, is capable of expending any of the hard, sustained effort required to grow food plants; tend poultry or small livestock; or plant, maintain, and harvest from fruit/nut trees.

At best, Corissa might be able to grow some herbs and tomatoes (from starts) in tall raised beds or raised containers, provided somebody else builds the beds, brings the containers, mixes the soil and amendments, and fills those beds/containers. All she would have to do is plant her nursery starts and keep them watered. But that's not farming, and does not make her supersized in-town lot a farm, even if it was once used for that purpose.

And I see she's having a big area fenced for the dogs, so that she doesn't have to walk them. Once her sister and Pete leave (and you know they will), the dogshit will gradually accumulate, because Corissa's not going to go pick it up. Any grass will be burnt by dog urine and torn up by dogs running across it. It will end up a barren, stinking, unsightly mess, because Corissa and Juliana are physically incapable of keeping it from becoming anything else.

 

[GenociderSyo]