Off-Topic Deathfat Encounters IRL - This thread is not your personal army.

[Heavy Duty Boots]

The place I live in is full of fatties, but not full on deathfats. Think about the 150-175 kg range (about 300-3500 elbees) on 5'2 to 5'5 women, usually in their forties or above.
Most of these encounters happen in public transport, which in my city this means shitty, barely running nineties style school buses with a different paint coat, or newer and nicer vehicles which are bareeely wide enough to fit three seats in every row and a little space for walking through
Now, on every other commute I have the misfortune to have to "sit" beside one of those hamplanets, or just stand through the whole one hour sojourn. I say sit between quotes, because most of these fatties have normal upper bodies, but absolutely huge asses and legs, that will completely eclipse the whole school bus seat, or leave just enough space for a normal sized person to put half a leg in the seat.
The worst is when they decide to plomp themselves in the same seat you're in, because you will either have to give up the complete seat, or shrink away as much as possible while they rub their rolls all around you
But it's not even done yet, if you try to leave the seat after they pulled you in their gravitational field, they will not even move an inch to let you out, they expect people to somehow manuever through their flesh barricade, which is very difficult to do if you're any kind of tall in seats which are made for literal children. They will also make a big stink if you have the gall to accidentally touch them when in the process of escaping their orbit.

Not all is suffering tho, one time a particularly large and nasty looking woman wanted to ride one of these buses, and when she stepped in the bus noticeably listed to her side. The driver straight up told her to fuck off and left her there, it was priceless

 

[good god]

There was a time when I was at a themepark, saw a table full of sodas, and another full of burgers and fries. There was a single deathfat at the table, but I didn’t think much of it and thought,” oh, they might be ordering for their family.” Cause who in their right mind would buy over 10-15 20$ burger combos to fill two tables worth??

It was then I realized, the deathfat was just waiting for her husband to come back from ordering, they were at least over 300-400 lbs and they both had these stacks of burgers, and sodas just for those two alone. For some reason I kept watching, hoping for potential family memebers to arrive, but in a span of 30-40 minutes they just hovered at least 2-3 of their shittily made theme park burgers.

Sometimes I wish I gutted that memory from my mind along with another memory of seeing two deathfats making out at a convention floor after they played this “pokey pocky” game. (I don’t know how it was possible, but imagine seeing two weeabo lards rolling on top of each other since neither of them could sit up.)

 

[Dysnomia]

A ham planet in a hideous orange and purple paint splatter sweatsuit got on the bus. She has long blonde hair and a tiny girly voice that was so hilariously unfitting I almost laughed out loud. Her pants were clinging to her ass and she probably thought it looked sexy as you could see the shape of each mammoth cheek.

Then then she turns around and I see that she looks just like Patricia Arquette. If Patricia Arquette had eaten the entire Arquette acting family.

It's always sad to see a deathfat with a pretty face.

 

[Jeep1971]

It seems like everytime I go to the supermarket, I run into multiple deathfats on scooters....at what point does one just say fuck it and stop being mobile?
The worst part is that they often have a cloud of putridity hovering about, like Pigpen in the Peanuts comic.
Basic lack of hygiene, greasy hair and dirty clothes seems to go along with it.
They ALWAYS have tons of soda and other junk. Nothing fresh.
You used to rarely see a lot of deathfats but it's an epidemic now.

 

[Tingle]

Some time ago I began working alongside a very short, very fat woman. Not directly, though we cross paths very often due to having some mutual responsibilities. First off, she looks like a sack of potatoes given motion. If you've ever seen Grimace from the McNuggies meme, she looks exactly like that. Second, she sounds fat. Any time she says something there's the unmistakable nasally tone of the fat closing in around her windpipe and she gets out of breath by the end of every other sentence. She's a perfectly kind person but by some cosmic feat she was tasked with a position that's very physically demanding, meaning she's always asking people for help getting around, reaching things that are too high, or just begging others to go get something for her because she's about as fast as a fumbled bowling ball. It's very tiring and makes everyone avoid her out of principle but fucking sad because she's only in her early twenties and already a blob of a human being.

 

[Executive Petrel]

I was at the hospital because I needed a medical treatment and saw a very heavyweight couple maybe applying for a therapy or surgery or some kind of procedure.

Deathfats are always running to the doctors to solve the mysterious cause why they have problems with breathing, daily manual tasks and nasty symptomes of heartache at night despite being just heavily built and totally dont know whats going on, you know.

However, my first encounter was very short, I passed by a man with a giant belly in a barely fitting jumpsuit. He had serious problems to even walk and was very short of breath.
He was waiting outside of a doctors office and I did not see the true evil coming at this point.

I had to do some administrative stuff at the reception with treatment contract and so on and went to the hospitals cafeteria to grab a coffee afterwards. While I was sitting there drinking my beverage, i saw the man with a plate at the counter. He waddled over to his table and there sat the beast. His wife, I assume, was even fatter than him, her belly had the size of an exercise ball, her saggy breast resembled watermelons and her huge ass was spilling over the sides of her scooter. When he brought two coffee and the plates with cake over, she had three pieces of cheesecake.
She filled the half-filled cup of coffee with Milk and poured 6 or seven packages of sugar into it, the man taking two. At this point it seemed like more sugar than anything, she could've just drink the cristalline poison pure, greedily absorbing the stuff like a water bomb that is being filled up by some mischievous kid.

She even poured sugar over her already overly dulcified industry cheesecake and even tho she was facing away from me i could see her gleeful expression when the calories went down her throat. She could not even wipe her butt with the short arms but still was enjoying her suicide bombing she did to her body and praising the substance that gave her this unpleasant shape.

During the meal both were half concentrated on their smartphones, half shittalking to each other so they did not even focus on their favourite hobby, eating. No surprise they became like this with no enjoying but just mindlessly and inattentively shoving down the calories.

Well, i never saw em again.
If I had to estimate, I'd say that the husband was around 375 lbs/170 kg
and the wife at minimum 550 lbs/250kg
It's kinda sad because the human body is a masterpiece of nature and a gift we only get once and those folks ungratefully throw it away like a hated vegetable their diet coach offers them.

 

[Ophelia Jones]

Similar thing happened to me. I worked full time as a barista at a small cafe and One day this couple walk in. If I remember correctly, the guy wasn't in bad shape but the lady was quite overweight (her short height wasn't helping). Now I Wouldn't judge, working in the food industry, you see a lot of chubby/ fat people come in. However, when taking her order, she asked for a small latte with 6 teaspoons of sugar! Mind you a small latte would be about 200ml of liquid and One shot of coffee (So its not bitter anyway). I take a her the coffee and she ends up adding 2-3 more tea spoons from the sugar jar we had put on the tables.

I'm pretty sure at that point, 1/3 of the cup was sugar.

 

[Trombonista]

I saw one today at Target. He was the cashier.

 

[multiverse]

I saw one today at Target. He was the cashier.

You have my sympathy. How many times did it heave a giant sigh because you made it stand? How did you deal with the smell?

 

[Trombonista]

You have my sympathy. How many times did it heave a giant sigh because you made it stand? How did you deal with the smell?

He actually seemed fine. He was just huge.

 

[Fuwwy]

When I was a kid I used to work at a summer camp and one of my coworkers was this 400lb dude who worked in the computer lab/trading post. Now granted we were 16/17, so he was still fairly mobile, but he didn’t do anything outside of playing video games, watching anime, and sleeping when he wasn’t working. So basically he was a death fat in the making. Everyone hated this fat sack of shit because the way summer camps work, other than in your specific program, everyone is expected to be a general laborer and handle regular maintenance, along with a variety of chores. This guy couldn’t do any of them and would watch while we would shovel mulch or mop bathrooms.

The really interesting thing though is that my final year there, we suddenly got a bunch of calls about the dude being a creep and a weirdo. Come to find out that he had gotten Doxxed on 4chan because he took a picture of him in his uniform and name tag and posted it on some subreddit about gay teens. As it turns out he was a massively gay furry with a “Tulpa” (a tumblr version of an imaginary friend which is treated entirely literally and spoken to/interacted with unironically) who posted on several furry porn subs and constantly fantasized about being fucked by Bad Dragon Dildos. Apparently someone had gone through his post history and noticed him talking about working around kids and having to suppress his tulpa while he was on the clock, and made the connection that someone this mentally deranged should not be working around children as young as 6.

I wish I could say he got fired or something, but he didn’t. I think he actually worked at that camp longer than I did. I genuinely don’t think he’d ever diddle a kid, but I also don’t think gay schizo-tier furries should be working around kids.

Anyways I checked his Reddit account while I was writing this to see if he left it up/was still active. Looks like he dropped the tulpa bullshit, but hes still posting on gay furry subs and fantasizing about dragon dildos as we speak

Edit: Was looking at his Reddit again, and apparently he's a self-proclaimed "fierce cub porn defender"

What the fuck.

 

[Ophelia Jones]

The most annoying thing about huge scooters in grocery store is moving through the isles with them. Like I'm Standing there, trying to decide which brand of toothpaste I wanna buy and person with a scooter wants to go through and obviously they can't so I have to walk all the way outside the Isle and wait for them to pick out what they want, take their sweet time and leave the isle before I can get what I want. You also HAVE to do it out of politeness or they'll cause a scene.

 

[HarveyMCR]

What the fuck.

Necro, but what the hell I'm drunk.

He's seemed to have gone radio silent on the internet since I posted that. Which is weird.

One of the most striking things about him was that despite having a very seriously objectionable lifestyle, he made himself easy to doxx/ridicule. His 'fursona' had a distinct name/appearance, he shared his face on Reddit's gay sub despite working with kids, and he constantly posted his gaming/socials which had his real name, job, and work place. I don't know if this guy was an idiot, didn't care, or what, but he was essentially begging to get doxxed.

I hung out with an old coworker a few days ago. Apparently after I left, he was promoted to Manager of the Tech area, and the department went down hill. Hard. Despite being one of the newest areas (a rich donor donated several thousand dollars worth of computers and tech my final year there to start the area), it was one of the grungiest places in the camp. Almost all the computers were running suboptimal because he didn't both to clean them or do virus checks, and one camper managed to steal a bunch of minecraft accounts from the other campers.

Nothing much more to say about him other than my last interaction with him that I can recall. Last Easter, he posted on Facebook "Happy Easter, your god is a farce" which is a dick thing to say on the holiest day of the year for the largest religion, but what was more arrogant was he posted the same thing on Reddit with a paragraph describing his hatred of Christians and how the persecute poor, gay (obese, effeminate) gay men like him, and how Christ didn't actually die for man's sins because if he did, then Christ would've recognized that being gay isn't a sin. Someone posted this tirade on r/Cringetopia or one of the other cringe subs, and then another person posted that post on r/AgainstHateSubreddits. It ended with him thanking the OP of the AHS post because he's been bullied and mocked his entire life, and those damn Christians were at it again trying to ruin his life.

There's no moral here. Don't trust the (((fats))) around your kids. They are gay, they use Reddit, and they have Tulpas.

 

[Ophelia Jones]

Necro, but what the hell I'm drunk.

He's seemed to have gone radio silent on the internet since I posted that. Which is weird.

One of the most striking things about him was that despite having a very seriously objectionable lifestyle, he made himself easy to doxx/ridicule. His 'fursona' had a distinct name/appearance, he shared his face on Reddit's gay sub despite working with kids, and he constantly posted his gaming/socials which had his real name, job, and work place. I don't know if this guy was an idiot, didn't care, or what, but he was essentially begging to get doxxed.

I hung out with an old coworker a few days ago. Apparently after I left, he was promoted to Manager of the Tech area, and the department went down hill. Hard. Despite being one of the newest areas (a rich donor donated several thousand dollars worth of computers and tech my final year there to start the area), it was one of the grungiest places in the camp. Almost all the computers were running suboptimal because he didn't both to clean them or do virus checks, and one camper managed to steal a bunch of minecraft accounts from the other campers.

Nothing much more to say about him other than my last interaction with him that I can recall. Last Easter, he posted on Facebook "Happy Easter, your god is a farce" which is a dick thing to say on the holiest day of the year for the largest religion, but what was more arrogant was he posted the same thing on Reddit with a paragraph describing his hatred of Christians and how the persecute poor, gay (obese, effeminate) gay men like him, and how Christ didn't actually die for man's sins because if he did, then Christ would've recognized that being gay isn't a sin. Someone posted this tirade on r/Cringetopia or one of the other cringe subs, and then another person posted that post on r/AgainstHateSubreddits. It ended with him thanking the OP of the AHS post because he's been bullied and mocked his entire life, and those damn Christians were at it again trying to ruin his life.

There's no moral here. Don't trust the (((fats))) around your kids. They are gay, they use Reddit, and they have Tulpas.

This guy sounds like the embodiment of everything I hate about reddit AND cancer

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

So I went to a Chinese buffet to eat a couple days ago and this black dude came in pushing a 400+ pound white woman in a wheelchair. That's some serious enabling behavior. I then went to Walmart to pick up a prescription and saw some more mobility challenged fatties driving around on scooters.

The southeast is ground zero for the obesity epidemic I'm surrounded by deathfats.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I then went to Walmart...

Walmart is a deathfat magnet; see several everytime I'm in the place. Had to pick up some things for making sausage this weekend yesterday and ran into two of them with their deathfat child. The man was galumpfing along and the woman was scootypoofing. They rounded the corner and nearly collided with me as I was browsing the spices I needed. That poor kid, maybe 6 or 7 years old and easily 150+ lbs.

Walmart is always an adventure. Between all the Shaniqua fat asses in leopard print yoga pants and Mexican women that have turned into their mothers, it's a never-ending shitshow of very large and in charge.

 

[Captain Syrup]

"Yoga pants are a privilege, not a right!"

 

[RainwaterDrop]

I had one here, today, at this Black Friday!

The usual happened, fake "deals" with little to no actual discounts, supermarket sales with some good stuff, all that shit. But mind you, this is the one day of the year where even old ladies will be around on packed carts to take advantage of the sales, so you can't really spot the deathfats around that easily. Well, normally, that is. I was out, doing my shopping, and I saw a sign about a special offer on snacks, a get 5, pay for 3 deal. Real nice, but you have to get an exact number of snacks to make it worthwhile, so I decided to pick some up in advance for the holidays - there I was, on the line to check out, until, I shit you not, I saw a guy who looked just like Homer on that episode of the Simpsons where he becomes a deathfat, wearing just a colossal t-shirt and all that, grabbing himself a fucking cart worth of snacks. Motherfucker was big and hungry! The line was long, so as Mr. Big spotted himself a nice deal he asked me to watch his cart a bit until he came back. Not a problem!

When he came back, he saw I was getting myself around 15 packs of snacks and just one or two sodas and quipped "Man, you need more soda than that, you're gonna be gasping for water like in the fucking desert halfway around a bag!". I lol'd a bit and told him I was stocking for the holidays, we talked about a new flavor that just launched, spending some time on the line just shooting the breeze and laughing a bit until the line cleared and we both went on our ways. Godspeed, you jolly giant!

Isn't it interesting how fatties are either really nice people or colossal assholes? Some food for thought lol!

 

[EnemyStand]

Oh, I just thought of another great one from years ago. I had a pretty bad fever and needed a doctor's note for work, so I was in the doctor's office. As I sat there, head swimming, feeling for all the world that someone had packed my skull full of marshmallows the door swings open. The first thing I see is this multicolored blob, which half a second later I discovered was a humungous gut attached to the doctor. This woman was massive, easily over 400 pounds, and I wasn't a small guy, I was clocking in at 260 at the time. When she leaned over to check my ears, my knees were covered in her gelatinous gut, making me worry that she was going to pull me into her fat and dissolve me like the Blob. Anyway, this bitch started talking about how I was obese and needed to lose weight. She went on about my weight for longer than a thin doctor would. I was too out of it for a smart ass remark, so I just took my note and went home.

Two weeks later my mom found out I wasn't exaggerating.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I saw one today at Target. He was the cashier.

There was a deathfat employee at the Target where I used to live. She "worked" from a mobility scooter and whenever I saw her, she was either rearranging items on clothing racks (probably the only job she could do sitting down) or on a cigarette break. She was a fine example of non-discriminatory hiring policies. They were probably afraid of what the consequences would be if they didn't hire her.