🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MirnaMinkoff]

Making his pregnant girlfriend drive ten hours to Rochester is the least a second baby mama can do for the honor having the Gunt grace her family’s Thanksgiving dinner.

I still can’t imagine being a 26 year old woman bringing a 36 year old morbidly obese, greasy haired, unemployed felon to a holiday dinner…and she’s knocked up to boot. If nothing else it proves Pantsu lacks an iota of shame or self-worth.

 

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Ralph's GSG apparently got yeeted only for them to bring it right back up. A fan then tries to give him some very helpful advice regarding running your mouth on social media when you have pending legal issues. Ralph, in his quest to become the biggest lolcow of all time, refuses.

I shouldn't be, but I'm continually astonished at how hard Ralph dedicates himself to his ghetto nigger impulses.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Ralph's GSG apparently got yeeted only for them to bring it right back up. A fan then tries to give him some very helpful advice regarding running your mouth on social media when you have pending legal issues. Ralph, in his quest to become the biggest lolcow of all time, refuses.

All The Gunt is doing is prolonging the inevitable. We all know he's going to lose his legal battles.

 

[Neo-Liberal Bugman]

All The Gunt is doing is prolonging the inevitable. We all know he's going to lose his legal battles.

The Homeless Future Saga must be ensured

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The Homeless Future Saga must be ensured

This will show the true loyalty of the paypigs. Sure they give him money, a dumb amount of money, but the true test will be when Ralph is kicked out of the crackshack 2.0. Will a paypig, with his giant pig heart, offer to let Ralph stay with them until he "gets back on his feet".

I put all 5000 coach coin I have left on the Couch Ralph saga.

 

[TheHardR]

He can always go stay in the trailer with ppp. A match made in heaven.

 

[AltisticRight]

Am I being dumb or is the seatbelt wrapping around his fat neck very unusual? Right, he's 5'1''. I'm surprised the seatbelt is long enough to contain his massive belly.

Maybe they think seatbelts are just another Jewish conspiracy.

Nils Bohlin invented the modern seat belt. Too bad he's not Jewish.

 

[Jump]

Am I being dumb or is the seatbelt wrapping around his fat neck very unusual? Right, he's 5'1''. I'm surprised the seatbelt is long enough to contain his massive belly.


Nils Bohlin invented the modern seat belt. Too bad he's not Jewish.

He has it set wrong. Yes ralph is to dumb to even undestand how seatbelts work.
Behind the belt itself there is a track. You press that button and the whole attachment moves up and down. He has it set for a really tall person.


Ralph truly is an exceptional individual.



Here he is pointing to where his neck will be snapped.

 

[MeltyTW]

All The Gunt is doing is prolonging the inevitable. We all know he's going to lose his legal battles.

he literally cant win in regards to the child, the judge and jury might for some god forsaken reason forgive the gunt his obviously committed crime or just go easy on him but with the child there is no wincon, he either is a cuck having a child raised to think ralph killed mickey mouse and hates christmas and puppies with no say from ralph who will be legally ball gagged or hell win that and be forced to pay out his piggy fucking ass making the killstream in service of faith and her ever growing disney paraphernalia collection

i still dont know what hes hoping will happen

 

[Punished Brent]

Going to jail doesn't make you a legal expert

 

[GL09]

Here he is pointing to where his neck will be snapped.

Showing everyone how short he is again. He needs to buy himself a car seat since he is so big on road safety.

 

[HackerX]

Imagine being Vickers. Being an absolute fucking idiot, but somehow matching up with someone (Ralph) slightly more retarded.

Somehow making Mr. Vickers and family's shenanigans always seem pale in comparison to 5'1 Ralph's.

Truly a match made in heaven.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

You can see Pantsu's ugly reflection with her hands on the wheel in his glasses.
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I don't know why he is always espousing the virtues of seatbelts since his crash. Is his remaining audience really that retarded that they don't use them or something? Maybe they think seatbelts are just another Jewish conspiracy.

He is having another go at the 'birther' again on twitter.
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Coming from the same guy who said Mr Vickers may diddle his son. He is so pathetic.

This makes me wonder if Ralph will be taking up spreading the word of the gospel.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Classy.

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[veri]

aaand here we go. ralph being the trad and basedpilled tradional gentleman that he is will pass on the plain beef this year for overpriced plain turkey instead.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Classy.
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A) there's no such thing as "Thanksgiving Eve"

• Christmas Eve exists due to a mix of Catholics and their Midnight Mass, but also Santa Lore
• New Year's Eve exists because people want to stay up until the calendar year changes. Drunk.

B) How much has Pantsu has to drink over her pregnancy, taking bets.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

A) there's no such thing as "Thanksgiving Eve"

• Christmas Eve exists due to a mix of Catholics and their Midnight Mass, but also Santa Lore
• New Year's Eve exists because people want to stay up until the calendar year changes. Drunk.

B) How much has Pantsu has to drink over her pregnancy, taking bets.

Any excuse to eat like a pig and get drunk.

 

[HackerX]

Classy.
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You don't get a physique like his without choosing the worst possible side.

Eat up boys!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Classy.
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Nobody in May’s family was willing to feed Gunt and Baby Mama after a ten hour drive? Sad. Bet they are staying at a Motel 6 too, but only because that’s where one of Pantsu’s parents live. Can’t beat the monthly rates and having your drug dealer next door!

 

[bajagoogoo]

I put all 5000 coach coin I have left on the Couch Ralph saga.

My money is on Ralph's bloated corpse surrounded by empty whiskey and barbiturate bottles found by whatever constitutes as housekeeping at a Motel 6.