Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 196 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Everything is keto when you don’t know what’s keto is.
By now I'm honestly wondering what fucking isn't allowed on Jack's diet. He gorges himself on sugar, fats, carbs and processed foods, the stuff that diets usually fucking restrict you from eating, you know. Because they are heavily caloric, which goes against the fucking point of any diet!
 
By now I'm honestly wondering what fucking isn't allowed on Jack's diet. He gorges himself on sugar, fats, carbs and processed foods, the stuff that diets usually fucking restrict you from eating, you know. Because they are heavily caloric, which goes against the fucking point of any diet!
I think he talks about keto to get YouTube viewers. Since people search up videos on everything (including tips on dieting), he must of just slaps it on his videos for the views. A man that fat doesn’t care about dieting.
 
I think he talks about keto to get YouTube viewers. Since people search up videos on everything (including tips on dieting), he must of just slaps it on his videos for the views. A man that fat doesn’t care about dieting.
I think it's also his way of justifying his dieting choices and condescending down to others. Donuts? They have sugar - the most unhealthy thing anybody can have - so it's preposterous that consumers would be silly enough to eat them as holiday treats. Pizza? Ridiculous, doesn't everybody know it's the carbs that are unhealthy? If you scrape all the toppings off, why, you can put anything on there and feel good about it because you're avoiding carbs! Keto is his religion, and his bloated carcass its soon-to-be corpse-god.

Damn, that got morbid. Sorry about that.
 
Yeah, but that was a year ago, before he was sponsored by started Profile by Sanford. Which he has been really following you guys. I wonder if we’ll get a one-year retrospective of his dieting. 🌈
Come on, be fair! He lost some pounds, it just so happens that he found many more on his way lol!
 
Depends on how much mommy wife Tammy Jr. winds up pulling in as her career progresses. If it's his own 7-11 money, he's sticking with Hi-Point.
Hi-Point is quite optimistic. I was more thinking about a .22 Saturday Night Special from his local Pawn Shop.
Congrats on on pulling a clip from the best fucking movie of all time. If anyone ever wants to watch a great 3 hour and 15 minute movie that's so depressing that you'll want to kill yourself towards the end, watch Magnolia.
"I never watched it, it is one of these intellectual movies nobody ever watches." - Jack S. from Hendersonville, TN (probably)
 
It's called the cheese corral. When I was first hired, I did a date check on everything in it. I found many cheeses that were 1-4 years expired. So be careful.

My training told me to do date checks at the very least weekly, my manager preferred "never".
Oldest thing I found in the store were some pizza bites that were 7 years expired.
 
Yeah, the Christmas crack looks like that Aquafresh toothpaste spread over a cookie sheet with the colors bleeding from the M&Ms and the sprinkles. Didn't he already make Christmas Crack?
It's a post from last year. I don't blame you for thinking that since Jack doesn't give a single shit if he's made the same horrible food, his gorillionth chili video and his continued meat rub spamming being good examples of that. I actually thought he was making it again too until I saw the date in the post.
 
It's a post from last year. I don't blame you for thinking that since Jack doesn't give a single shit if he's made the same horrible food. I actually thought he was making it again too until I saw the date in the post.
geez, yeah, he does make a lot of stuff again over and over again for the sake of eating it again, especially stuff like chili

Can't wait to see what he does for Christmas this year
 
Qali your new haircut makes you look 15 so honestly good for appealing to your would-be suitors.
Damn that barber really did him dirty. His shit looks like he buzzed it himself or got a cut from some girl on her first week at the Super Cuts. They could have at least given him a taper or a fade.
By now I'm honestly wondering what fucking isn't allowed on Jack's diet.
Fruits, vegetables, and legumes aside from canned beans for his haram chili abominations

Also, non-deep fried fish
 
This looks like pure shit. View attachment 2749381
I'll give Jack a quarter point for it. It looks like shit, and other than the brown sugar and butter mix underneath it didn't require any cooking, but the recipe seemed tasty enough. If it was somebody like Kay putting that out it'd be solid content, but not for somebody who's job has been this shit for 15 years.
 
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