Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Spicboyskafan]

I personally feel this is all damage control
he's running out of ideas and money and will continue these anime reviews indefinitely and play it as kayfabe as per usual

 

[JCDenthog]

Squirebros... Is it over????

 

[Ulex]

The fag in the mask thing was just smoke and mirrors + ppp getting off at feeding his fans shit. I refuse to play along with the "squire bros" maymay. It's all damage control and coping, at the end of the day Ashton is legitimately upset and I find that more entertaining because he comes off as a huge egotistical faggot.

 

[Frog Ken]

Squire really is gone

F

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

SQUIREBROS BTFO !!!

 

[Demon Sultan]

N-no squirebros.... we've been felted...

 

[Crystal Golem]

PPP claims to be a man of the people yet he cannot even do a livestream and must do endless PPPremieres to save his PPPrecious feelings.

Ancient buried beneath Antarctica, frozen so solid that there is no noticeable difference between ice and bedrock takes delivered with zero energy. LIKE! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!

 

[Miguel Serrano]

HOLD THE LINE BOYS! PPP IS ONLY TRYING TO DEFLECT THE RECENT SCANDALS INVOLVING HIS CHARACTER!

 

[Crystal Golem]

Imagine going back to Ralph content after declaring it dead and boring

This nigga desperate.

Edit: this is so boring even edgy comments like curb stomping the paypiggies are falling flat.

Edit2: "I'm the only one desperate enough to cover this." Yes Ashton you can say that again.

 

[Sammich]

It's nice to see PPP going back to the well, and this shit with ralph deserves to be talked about a little. I didn't ahve any idea vickers was pulling some crowdfund bullshit either. It's a start

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Found what Surfer and PPP will look like in 40-50 years. (Based Theologian Peter Helland and one of guests Gus)

 

[Crystal Golem]

White smoke has been spotted rising from the tranny discords meaning only one thing. A new Pope has been elected to rule over the Holy Seethe. I give you your new Pope of Cope: Ashton Parks.

 

[Had]

Best comment on new PPP vid

 

[Crystal Golem]

Best comment on new PPP vid
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PPP drops a video, funniest part is the comments. Many such cases.

 

[LemmeSee]

Found what Surfer and PPP will look like in 40-50 years. (Based Theologian Peter Helland and one of guests Gus)

I assume PPP is the one buried under that TTTombstone?

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

I wonder if PPP just put up the squire videos so his normal run of the mill Ralph video would look like the purest of Kino following such cringe.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I wonder if PPP just put up the squire videos so his normal run of the mill Ralph video would look like the purest of Kino following such cringe.

You'd think after his break he'd be able to put some energy into it.

 

[instythot]

I wonder if PPP just put up the squire videos so his normal run of the mill Ralph video would look like the purest of Kino following such cringe.

Maybe, but does anyone really think he's that clever?

 

[Rand /pol/]

Honestly that sounds more like PPP.

It could be literally anyone in this internet sphere.

 

[AltisticRight]

I thought Ashtonne said Ralph content is dead and boring? I guess it is because he's not the "protagonist". Don't worry, you can still legally marry Surfer and adopt Xander.

I think @Crystal Golem is onto something. Envision PPP talking points regarding one cow overlaid on another. It's really the same stuff on an infinite feedback loop.

CG: 10,000 and over 20 funny videos
SimPPPs: felted and 0
5'1'' > 0
Ralphamale is king.