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"through state benefits and gig work"

The absolute state of this.

BPDs are dangerous to themselves and others, so sorry if pointing that out is scary. Remember this was back when Alyssa was pretending to go BLIND while talking to Sky and the tranchers. I have to know what happened in that moment.

 

[AlApone]

This in my eyes firmly cements that Paul is prison gay and otherwise exclusively heterosexual, and even then he didn't really fuck Sky ever due to his estrogenated dick so pretty much he was only the equivalent of a 4 on the kinsey scale.

I read a really great description of AGP sexuality the other day. Apparently their primary attraction (to themselves 'as a woman') exists alongside to their heterosexuality. If their AGP is hugely strong and determinative then it subsumes their heterosexuality and they will primarily be turned on by having sex with men 'as a woman'. If their AGP is less severe then their heterosexuality is expressed through their AGP.

However, given that AGP is a paraphilia and paraphilia are frequently shifting in importance and intensity nothing is constant. So he is hugely content being with a woman, being the heterosexual he has always been but now expressed as a lesbian which is generally enticing to the AGP. This will change of course, the paraphilia will lead him to getting bored with the same and in a few months he'll be binging on sissy hypno and messaging Sky.

I suppose the takeaway is agps are never prison gay. Their primary attraction is always to themselves, it's just that expression is always changing. I really do believe most AGPS will become attracted to men as a phase or whatever. With the likelihood increasing the longer they engage with their disgusting AGP habits.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I know there's a rule about not pozloading my neghole, but they threw the door wide open for Thanksgiving and that sounds like Must-See TV.

Kevin's so oblivious to shit around him; however, I would enjoy hearing his take on the situation.

Lemme put it this way: There's a reason why Sky is still there and Bonnie is not, and I want all the details.

 

[AMHOLIO]

One of the serfs decided to e-beg in a… totally quirky manner. [A]

You need warm clothes and food but... you live on a farm that provides you a job and protection? Did Penny stop feeding people? Is the tranch not a "haven" or charity(it isn't but shh)?

At least tell your serfs to not say they're starving, Penny & Sky.

Lemme put it this way: There's a reason why Sky is still there and Bonnie is not, and I want all the details.

My guess is simple. Penny and Sky said Bonnie can stay but he can't keep her on the ranch, Penny has a gun, Bonnie can't change his mind, Bonnie must chase pussy or he'll die painfully.

I hope Sky isn't getting shat on by the other tranchers over this. No doubt a few of them are shaming him, but damn.

 

[The Rabbit Holes]

He only retweeted it, didn’t like it though. Additionally, he’s still got his pinned tweet on his profile.

tinfoil hat!!!!!!!
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Spoiler

-kindless going hard offline only to reappear sad, pussy whipped and ebegging
- kevin and the serfs blantly bad ebegging, isssues coming to light, and wasteful behavior posts increasing
-sky's bizarre twitter behavior (including endorsing a character smear of himself)
- salty tweets from penny vs the tranchs twitter endorsement of bonnie

bonnie was/is the one controlling the ranch, sky's, and now kindless's twitter. Bonns was also the "filter" on for Kevin etc. twitterings while PHIL keeps the physical meat-world under control. The ranch is self destructing at exactly the same rate it always was. We just get to see more of it as the True Social Media Manager melts away into munchie land.

edit: changed paul to phil (stupid four letter p word names!) per @Boris Blank's glass eye

 

[Flour]

My guess is that Bonnie has realized that he needs to get back to the Tranch (because looming eviction and no money) and he wants to take Alyssa with him. By painting Sky as some kind of horrible abuser he is trying to get as many Tranchers on his side as possible. The problem is that Penny is the de facto ruler of the Tranch and Penny does not want Alyssa there, for obvious reasons. No matter how this plays out it's going to be a total mess. We could have the homeless saga or the killing the Tranch with Kindness saga (with cucked Sky as a bonus).

 

[AGPinochet]

First time Paul mentions Sky in weeks and it's just to point fingers at him.

and yet Sky "The Cuck" STILL Retweeted these most recent posts.

I would enjoy hearing his take on the situation.

It wouldn't be surprising to find out that Kevin doesn't even know that Paul is gone (I don't remember if they've interacted since he departed on twitter or not, but even if they did this idea is funny) judging by how he is an incel who sits in his room all day.

There's a reason why Sky is still there and Bonnie is not,

1. Paul is a fat fuck who until recently had an extreme lack of testosterone due to tranny hormones making essentially an uncastrated eunuch
2. Sky has as far as we collective Kiwis know perfectly functional testicles that produce all the testosterone that he needs
3. Especially in recent times Sky is looking much more "well built" than Paul ever did and is thus probably the most physically capable being on the tranch.
4. Sky didn't invite an insane woman to the tranch that caused a shit load of issues and then run off with her to gain access to her atrophied vagina, but Paul did.

Penny has a gun,

Paul has (had, did he take his .300 win mag with him?) a gun and it's much bigger than Phil's. Then again as dumb as Paul is he isn't going to go up against Phil in a gunfight (assuming that Phil would actually initiate violence against him at all specifically with a firearm). It could also be that Paul saw an easy out that gave him access to atrophied BPD pussy and an excuse to dump Sky (who along with maybe some other tranchers, was an obstacle potentially preventing him from getting insane vaginer.

My guess is that Bonnie has realized that he needs to get back to the Tranch (because looming eviction and no money) and he wants to take Alyssa with him.

Will his desire for BPD pussy cause a lawfare saga? Paul's poor mother's name is on the Tranch deed.

By painting Sky as some kind of horrible abuser he is trying to get as many Tranchers on his side as possible.

That could be what's happening, then again we have no concrete evidence as to which tranchers fall into what camps, or if there even are camps, the tranchers could be unanimous either way,

The problem is that Penny is the de facto ruler of the Tranch

He may be the man with the fancy pistol but Paul has the law on his side.

Penny does not want Alyssa there, for obvious reasons.

Neither does Sky as I believe that it is all but confirmed that Sky was the one to raise the most fuss about Alyssa.

No matter how this plays out it's going to be a total mess.

Let's hope.

We could have the homeless saga or the killing the Tranch with Kindness saga (with cucked Sky as a bonus).

Neither Paul or Alyssa would make it out on the streets, they'd have to get into a shelter and then they can enjoy living with bums in close quarters, but Paul has some practice from his time at the tranch at least.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Paul has (had, did he take his .300 win mag with him?) a gun and it's much bigger than Phil's. Then again as dumb as Paul is he isn't going to go up against Phil in a gunfight (assuming that Phil would actually initiate violence against him at all specifically with a firearm). It could also be that Paul saw an easy out that gave him access to atrophied BPD pussy and an excuse to dump Sky (who along with maybe some other tranchers, was an obstacle potentially preventing him from getting insane vaginer

I mentioned Penny has a gun because Paul only wants easy prey. He can't/too pussy/too lazy to fight against an equal or someone who shows the slightest bit of resistance to him. He really is too cowardly and can't be assed. Alyssa must be GREAT because not only does she have less strength than him, she loves pleasing people and is half his size. So I'm with you on this.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Pulling the slide to the rear is how you “clear” a firearm ie. Ensure that there’s no round in the chamber. Sometimes, someone will do this multiple times to ensure that they don’t have a round stuck on the face of the action.

I myself do this a few times when I clean my Glock because the disassembly procedures require that you pull the trigger.

I'm talking about at 8 seconds in, he lovingly caresses it and it's pretty creepy.

 

[Beating Women]

I can't believe Bonnie and sky have been together for 10 years.
I thought they (or Bonnie really) were just loser dropout males that got caught up in the troon train of the last 5 years or so.

No way Bonnie was a troon in 2011 when it wasn't a thing like it is now, or that they've been a couple all that time.

Remember him saying they were in an 'asexual ' marriage on account of sky's asexuality.
I think they're just loser friends at the bottom of society, one of whom (bonnie) gets caught up in the troon fad and they decide to get prison gay married,
and to save face blame the lack of sex/attraction on sky's new found asexuality given he's a terminal pushover.

 

[Russketeer]

I'm talking about at 8 seconds in, he lovingly caresses it and it's pretty creepy.

I think he might maybe be checking the safety and or a loaded chamber indicator.

 

[retard strength]

I'm glad for the recent OP update because this season of The Tranch is really heating up!

 

[Bob_]

I know there's a rule about not pozloading my neghole, but they threw the door wide open for Thanksgiving and that sounds like Must-See TV.

Kevin's so oblivious to shit around him; however, I would enjoy hearing his take on the situation.

Lemme put it this way: There's a reason why Sky is still there and Bonnie is not, and I want all the details.

I would love to see that Andrew guy from Channel 5 News in there with his mic and ill fitting suit.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

I've had this theory for a while, and I have seen others mention it, but I think there's something to it:

I think Paul has Sky's twitter login information, and that explains the likes and the retweets. It's possible Paul is too in the dark on Tranch happenings to pretend to be Sky in an actual post, but a retweet or a like? That's easy, and not only is it easy, it also something that can't be noted as seeming to be out of character, far less likely to raise suspicion and also far less likely to result in a slip up.

Sky, quite possibly, isn't really on social media that much. He just takes some pictures of some of the animals, tweets them, and then closes the app. I doubt he even checks his feed. He seems to be silently fuming about his husband fucking off, keeping calm and waiting until the time comes that he can purge the tranch of the dead weight and feed them and the whore that stole his husband to the pigs he'll get as a way to dispose of the dying alpacas.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Bonns was also the "filter" on for Kevin etc. twitterings while Paul keeps the physical meat-world under control.

While I get what you mean Bonnie is Paul. You're thinking of Phil/Penny(wise).

Paul has (had, did he take his .300 win mag with him?) a gun and it's much bigger than Phil's. Then again as dumb as Paul is he isn't going to go up against Phil in a gunfight (assuming that Phil would actually initiate violence against him at all specifically with a firearm). It could also be that Paul saw an easy out that gave him access to atrophied BPD pussy and an excuse to dump Sky (who along with maybe some other tranchers, was an obstacle potentially preventing him from getting insane vaginer.

Paul can't shoot for shit. He might get Phil in a hypothetical sniping/ambush scenario but I guaran-fucking-tee you he won't 360 noscope him with the .300 Ruger Precision - a bolt-action hunting rifle. Shooting point-blank gets harder the bigger your gun is, and against a moving target it's even more difficult. AFAIK most citizen-involved shootings are short-distance, 7 yards (source: Paul Harrell), and at that range someone armed with a bladed weapon is more dangerous than another gunman, that's why cops usually shoot loonies with knives.

 

[AssignedEva]

It's important to remember that "unsafe" and "scared" are buzzwords. Bonnie is quite happy to use those words and allow the connotation of domestic abuse to hang there, but there's quite a few ways Bonnie might be using scared/unsafe language in a way the tranchers would accept as valid;

Transphobia
"Kindness is not trans. She's a woman called Alyssa who's pretending to be a trans man because she's batshit insane".

Lesbophobia
"How can you possibly be having 'lesbian sex' with Kindness if Kindness is supposedly a trans man?"

Ableism
"Kindness is not blind or having seizures, she's clearly faking it for attention"

Systemphobia
"Kindness doesn't have DID and neither do you. There's no robot baby voiced by birds 'fronting' right now, it's just Kindness doing a parrot impression, and your 'alter' Esteban can't even speak Spanish. Also you only started claiming to have DID after she turned up. Kevin is only agreeing with you because he wants to fuck rub amholes with Alyssa, he's not 'plural' either."

Paganphobia
"You don't have magic powers, Bonnie. Also can you please get Kindness to throw out that rotting dead owl she found"

Acephobia
"You haven't touched me in 5 years, Bonnie, because you said you were asexual. Why the fuck are you having sex with Kindness?"

Toxic Monogamy
"Stop having sex with Kindness. I'm your husband. This poly shit isn't going to work if you bring her around all the time, I'm asserting a boundary here."

Financial Abuse
"If Kindness is living here she needs to chip in to help with the bills. Even Kevin pays rent."

Veiled Threats of Physical Abuse
"Kindness pisses me off so much that I want to punch a wall." (Merely shouting at Bonnie might also be enough, I've seen that canard before.)

Harassment/Bullying
"Kindness did you just throw a wad of cash into my breakfast? What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Slut Shaming
"Bonnie can you tell Kindness to put on some clothes? I'm tired of seeing her scabby body."

Not Believing Victims
"Kindness was not raped 11 million times. I'm not even going into why she's lying, it's just patently obvious she's lying."

Gaslighting
"You don't even like Kindness, let alone think she's your soulmate. You're just saying all that so she'll let you fuck her."

Abusive Manipulation Tactics
"You need to get away from Kindness. She's going to ruin your life. Seriously Bonnie, she's a BPD nutter and you need to cut ties with her."

DARVO
"Bonnie, I'm not emotionally abusing you. I'm saying all this because I love you and care about you. Although I don't know why I bother, because you're clearly being emotionally abusive to me."

Tick all that apply. Would mesh with Bonnie claiming Sky made a "mistake" - that's often code for "said something that doesn't validate every social justice talking point" and is usually followed with exhortations to "educate yourself" and "do better".

 

[Ghostse]

My guess is that Bonnie has realized that he needs to get back to the Tranch (because looming eviction and no money) and he wants to take Alyssa with him. By painting Sky as some kind of horrible abuser he is trying to get as many Tranchers on his side as possible. The problem is that Penny is the de facto ruler of the Tranch and Penny does not want Alyssa there, for obvious reasons. No matter how this plays out it's going to be a total mess. We could have the homeless saga or the killing the Tranch with Kindness saga (with cucked Sky as a bonus).

My theory on Sky retweeting the those posts is two main thoughts and probably a combination of them:
1) Sky recognizes the marriage is over, but that they are both on the deed. Divorce would be messy. Therefore, accept that Bonbon & that mentally ill homewrecker are moving out. Better to have the internet pay their rent then for Bonbon to start taking rent out of the tranch grift chest.

2) Sky is making sure his friends know what Bonbon is saying about him.

also

killing the Tranch with Kindness saga

*chef kiss*

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

SKY ON SUICIDE WATCH

 

[Oxyjen]

Let us know when you work it out bro.

 

[Flour]

1) Sky recognizes the marriage is over, but that they are both on the deed. Divorce would be messy. Therefore, accept that Bonbon & that mentally ill homewrecker are moving out. Better to have the internet pay their rent then for Bonbon to start taking rent out of the tranch grift chest.

I'm worried that Sky still is trying to win Bonnie back.