DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PieceofShet]

SF6 will save the business!

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

SF6 will save the business!

re-enacting the twitch masturbation with a cock of colour will save his business _and_ prove that he is not racist

 

[PutridElephant]

13 year professional

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. DSP is driving Kat because he is worried about the car getting damaged in the parking lot during Black Friday.

>worried about possibly getting a dent on his current car, must protect at all costs
>never changed the oil on his $50k BMW

 

[UaineRunei]

13 year professional

Next, he will find out that you can create different scenes in OBS, so you don't have to resize your camera every time you want to show your liver spots!

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

No depression-on-paper-plate spread? What a wasted year of waiting :/

 

[TheGoutburglar]

On top of everything pointed out about Phil's latest (and dare I say greatest) stupid hot take, literally nobody in the FGC or the game industry follows Phil on Twitter, or ever makes comments about him anymore. Suffice to say, the only people interested in his thoughts are exceptional or detractors. We and the paste-eaters are the only ones seeking to learn his opinions, and that obviously doesn't help him accomplish anything except further cement himself as a joke.

This is what happens when you ignore the reality of your situation and trudge forward like an idiot.

13 year professional

This is the kind of daily gold we could get more of, were Phil a bit dumber/ballsier. He obviously loves to share, to the point of being extremely detrimental to his image, and would do so more if he had more nerve.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Looks about as low effort and shit as I thought it would

Edit: For clarification I'm talking about the crap that is piled up in the background, and not the heap of shit in the foreground.

 

[Comma]

I think this might be one of the things I find most annoying about DSP: the way he goes out and gets some Christmas crap for like $25, changes the color of the stream overlay with a single mouse click, and then tries to sell it as the biggest happening/change/effort in the whole goddamn universe.

Fuck you, DSP.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I bet he was winded carrying that dollar store trash to put on his stream

 

[actually]

Looks about as low effort and shit as I thought it wouldView attachment 2750723

Wait. Are those white blankets over the boxes he piled up behind him previously?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I bet he was winded carrying that dollar store trash to put on his stream

Don't be silly...........he has the cart.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Wait. Are those white blankets over the boxes he piled up behind him previously?

I assume so. Did you think he would put actual effort into ''decorating'' his ''office''?

Edit: You gotta love how he quickly turned his ''things I'm grateful for'' speech into ranting about haters and going on at length about how little he cared about it.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Looks about as low effort and shit as I thought it wouldView attachment 2750723

Phil has entered the gay biome

 

[Comma]

Combo'd the "giving thanks" into a rant about self-pitty and haters within two minutes.

 

[hundredthousand]

"How many businesses this year have mistreated me?"

loling.

 

[Watamelon]

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rant

You're giving it too much thought.

DSP is just parroting some (well deserved) comments that people had of SFV's roster during it's launch and early seasons.

You had Banana Ken, Cammy, Karin, Mika, Nash, Vega, Alex and Guile early on the game, which highlighted how bad "Capcom's" hair and facial expressions were, specially on the dudes.

Didn't help that Capcom was outsourcing some of the models either.

But DSP is parroting said opinions, ignoring the fact that the game released plenty of cool newcomers like Menat and Zeku who have an amazing design or brought fan-favorites with another skin like G and Seth.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

"How many businesses this year have mistreated me?"

loling.

>kicked out of 109 businesses
>still not his fault

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

Phil thankful for all the generic stuff..

talks about how he is the victim and how he is always against adversity... bla bla bla. fucking hell

streaming on thanksgiving, making it obvious why. HE WANTS THAT MONEY OINK OINK

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

>you don't buy anything by contributing to me
- Dark Philip Burnell, 2021, right before asking for money