Shit that you overheard during Thanksgiving (2021)

[hash-slinging slasher]

No drama on Thanksgiving. There never is. Wished extended family members, family living in other states, and my male sidehoes a happy thanksgiving then spent the day with my mom and siblings. We thanked God for what we had, laughed at our own jokes, and ate food. I've experienced some holidays that got fucked up by drama but thanksgiving was never one of them.

 

[Atatata]

My family has never really celebrated much since they weren't originally from here, I honestly don't know if my mom actually knows why people celebrate it. We don't really talk about politics seriously, just eat turkey.

Siblings are getting drunk, maybe watching What We do In The Shadows later, not that bad of a day tbh.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

How about dem Lions?

As a Bears fan all I can say is sorry, and misery loves company in the NFC North.

 

[AbyssStarer]

I was being racist against the niggers on TV and then I got drunk after eating too much stuffing. Thanks for asking!

 

[Rabid Wombat]

I am just here for the fucked up family gathering stories. We don't have this in Rootopia

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

Ate dinner. It was good.

We shit on Joe Biden for five and a half hours.

 

[MarkofdaBOOG]

I fried my turkey this year in my drive way and it got the attention of my old ass neighbor. I ended up having this old English woman like confronting me about how bad frying the turkey is for the environment and that its already fucked up that I'm eating turkey to begin with and blah blah blah. I was like ready to grab the fryer and throw the oil at her, like lady what are you doing walking around the neighborhood at 3 pm on thanksgiving harassing people about eating turkey. I wasn't the only one she went after she was giving shit to people using smokers or any form of out door cooking and it was really funny. Some one in my neighborhood ended up complaining to the police about her and I don't know what actually happened but that shit is really funny. Shout outs to the 80 year old English Woman ruining people thanksgivings in my neighborhood, Ill try to be more eco friendly next time lmao. Also frying the turkey was amazing I recommend it to anyone that hasn't tried it. I used Cajun dry rub on the outside of the turkey so once it was done frying it was like eating a giant hot wing.

 

[MoffAlbert]

My uncle ended up showing up, but luckily no Corona or Political talk. The most horrifying thing I heard was my Aunt and my uncles talking about how they thought the live action Cowboy Bebop was good.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

My uncle ended up showing up, but luckily no Corona or Political talk. The most horrifying thing I heard was my Aunt and my uncles talking about how they thought the live action Cowboy Bebop was good.

Disown them now!

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

I eat fried chicken in front of niggers on Thanksgiving, knowing they can't get any because KFC is closed and they can't cook. And I laugh.

 

[Carnival Night Zone]

Turkeys are too hard to prepare so my family went “fuck it,” and got takeout.

We did bake some scones though. Good shit.

 

[Rabid Wombat]

I fried my turkey this year in my drive way and it got the attention of my old ass neighbor. I ended up having this old English woman like confronting me about how bad frying the turkey is for the environment and that its already fucked up that I'm eating turkey to begin with and blah blah blah. I was like ready to grab the fryer and throw the oil at her, like lady what are you doing walking around the neighborhood at 3 pm on thanksgiving harassing people about eating turkey. I wasn't the only one she went after she was giving shit to people using smokers or any form of out door cooking and it was really funny. Some one in my neighborhood ended up complaining to the police about her and I don't know what actually happened but that shit is really funny. Shout outs to the 80 year old English Woman ruining people thanksgivings in my neighborhood, Ill try to be more eco friendly next time lmao. Also frying the turkey was amazing I recommend it to anyone that hasn't tried it. I used Cajun dry rub on the outside of the turkey so once it was done frying it was like eating a giant hot wing.

How to deal with this issue

1. Get a large tub of salt water
2. Dress up in historically accurate US independance era clothing
3. Get a large pile of tea.
4. Get her attention and hold eye contact.
5. Throw the tea into the salt water.

You need to assert your dominance over the limey menace!

 

[Rockafire Ass Explosion]

My family said Thanksgiving is lame so we're having a Mexican buffet now like true Americans. We got a bunch of nugs to smoke then we'll start drinking. Cops will be here by 9pm. So basically the usual other than pretending that turkey doesn't suck.

 

[Dirty Larry]

I just tested positive for the 'rona earlier this week and can't see my family this year. It sucks, but at least there's still Christmas.

 

[whatever I feel like]

I have a scratchy throat and didn't want to risk giving my extended family Covid so I'm having Thanksgiving at a crowded bar instead. *coof* *coof*

 

[s0mbra]

Had to go to two different places for 2 different thanksgivings.
First one I got drunk and played with my cousins new puppy, and today I had an edible and played with my parents new puppy
So all in all, it could have been worse

 

[plgfarts]

Went dark and early to pick up my sister-in-law's kids and drop them off at her house. Had a nice Thanksgiving lunch with my family after that. Now I'm at the in-laws and I have the feeling that the Airing of the Grievances will commence any moment.

Happy Thanksgiving niggers!

 

[Cool kitties club]

Ate good food, family had a no politics rule, and I helped my younger cousins with video games. Turkey is good you just gotta pre brine it for 24 hours so it is salty and moist.

 

[purpleflurp]

We tried deepfrying a turkey this year. The final results were pretty good, so this might become our new thing instead of cooking it in the oven.

Fortunately avoided political talk this year, but that might've been partly due to our grandparents not showing this year. Overall, things were pretty peaceful

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

i thank god for not being an American and having to celebrate this sorry excuse of a wannabe christmas.

"Waaaaa. I don't have good cultured holidays to celebrate with family outside of consoomer-mas. Waaaaa"

That's you.