Shit that you overheard during Thanksgiving (2021)

The turkey came out perfectly as did everything but the apple pie, which I moderately fucked up. There was no drama, no political bullshit, and I enjoyed two excellent farts after the meal: the first with a sweet, methane-rich body, and the second with a more foul sulfurous nose, likely flavored by the brussels sprouts. Both were silent but deadly. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
 
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A good time and a fine meal was had by all, things were small will be seeing extended family tomorrow and Saturday. Really not looking forward to traversing Fort Worth traffic again once it is time to head north for home on Sunday.
 
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boutta head out soon, spent the morning lurking everywhere, seeing how everyone else is spending the day.
gonna spend the afternoon with family and the rest of my night with lancer2 :) shaping up to be a comfy holiday this time around.
happy thanksgiving everyone
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everything actually went pretty well! first "family dinner" ive had in a few years actually.
for a while there i had forgotten a holiday gathering can be done without any dysfunction, but thats also assuming one's family has minimal trash (or at the very least people who can leave their bullshit at the door. rare trait nowadays)

now im gonna go get high and watch the south park special, might pick at leftovers later, might succumb to a food coma beforehand. either way looks like tonight will end on a good note!
have a good night fellas
 
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Our Thanksgivings are always very low-key with just my parents, my uncle, and myself so it's a good time of joking and shit-talking our family lolcows. We always eat Mexican food so this year I air fried chimichangas, had rice and beans on the side with chips, salsa, and homemade guacamole. I made micheladas ( like a bloody mary but with beer) with Corona because my great-grandfather who passed recently was a big Corona drinker and I wanted to have one in his honor.
Later we'll be having ice cream and I'll try to make churros.

Only negative of today is I think I did something weird deadlifting and my back is sore, so standing for a while to cook has been a strain. Maybe I just need to drink more Corona.
 
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My brother told us at dinner that Thanksgiving was ACTUALLY based off of native american pow-wow traditions and that white people stole after genociding them. He's taking a bunch a social justice classes at college so I'm not too surprised, but it was still jarring to hear it said out loud with a straight face.
 
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