DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[NaggotFigger]

Near end of only stream today status:

Total tip: $152

Top 3 tips accounts for 80 dollars (pwnage $35, 1MM $25, another one I forgot $20)

Derich gets to derail the stream with random shit for free

Papavera has a burnt turkey in his oven
(OH NO PAPAVERA, PAPAVERA OH NOOOOOO)

"There's no second stream today so if you can, please tip me! Just because we hit the goal doesn't mean I don't need extra support today, alright, so if you feel generous on Thanksgiving today......."

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I like how Phil denies about doing a second stream when he's begging for money from people, showing how much of a lazy fuck he is. Pigroach, do the second stream instead of denying about it completely and continue to beg more to your paypigs.
The way he begs really shows that surely shows how much he is himself.

 

[Donbabwe Sufferer]

Wow that “man I don’t know when the last time I wore my vest was…” sneak begging in the prestream was disgusting. He literally had a vest like 4 or 5 days ago

 

[Iron Hamster]

Wow that “man I don’t know when the last time I wore my vest was…” sneak begging in the prestream was disgusting. He literally had a vest like 4 or 5 days ago

He had one on during street beggar at the least.

 

[SojiroSakura]

"I should say for a single schtream, support was absolutely outstanding today. I - I definitely - I'll be honest with you, I did not think we were gonna have a double schtream amount of support. I didn't think that! I thought it'd be a pretty decent schtream. By the way, superchats today were also exceptionally good. So, I'm not complaining in any way shape or form."

Why the fuck would you bring it up then if you're not complaining? Just don't say it. Lmao idiot

 

[Karlcaust History Museum]

Got his new wrap ripped, in this installment DSP talks about his retarded x-mas decorations and animations, sneak begs about the yet unseen animations for $100 plus tips, complains about his dwindling viewership for the GTA streams then explains his schedule for black Friday and the upcoming stream week once again.
Now f I'm not mistaken, real poinsettia is poison for cats, so hopefully jasper doesn't try to eat it on stream or while he's offline, that would just be terrible, I've also noticed especially with this daily wrap shit DSP loves to explain exactly what he's doing outside of the streams as if there's no three letter whale who'd be able to use that info to hunt him down.

DSP 'Daily Wrap' (25'th November 2021)

Titled 'The Daily Wrap: Nov. 25, 2021 - HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Holiday Festivities In Full Swing' on DSP's channel, DSP shows off his tettible x-mas decorations...

youtu.be

 

[Grob420]

the sneak begging and guilt tripping was off the charts during the pre stream and you would think those new reface app gifs he used for animations were sucking his dick the way he was jizzing all over the place every time he mentioned them. how hes thankful segment took a 90 degree turn into a pitty segment/never say die/his dick doesnt work so he puffs his chest up BEGment. and dont forget his holiday funeral home decorations similar to my grandmothers+ stuffed dog.

its ludicrous how much money hed actually make if he would just set up the green screen and have "wacky and zanny" backgrounds that e all know the wheelchairs would probably die from excitement. hell superblindtard would probably sell his down syndrome cow of a wife just to give phil money for shit he couldn't see all for that coveted "Thank you very much SIR".

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

Papavera has a burnt turkey in his oven
(OH NO PAPAVERA, PAPAVERA OH NOOOOOO)

Wait, when did Papavera start tuning in to Phil's streams again? Or is this the first time since Phil stopped playing Minecraft that he's tuned in?

 

[Elescondido]

Sometimes i feel like he could work as awacky 50 year old dad streamer....
but he is just so bitter and negative that most people looking for that kind of content would probably turned off immediately

 

[Piece of Peace]

Sometimes i feel like he could work as awacky 50 year old dad streamer....
but he is just so bitter and negative that most people looking for that of content would probably turned off immediately

DSP's biggest weakness isn't his greed or toxicity, but rather his ego and lack of self-awareness. He can easily capitalize on the denthead troll tippers if he actually faced what he is: an old washed up salty bitch who streams for an audience of wheelchairs.

If he were smart he could evolve into the ultra-clown he was meant to be instead of the half-baked trash fire that he currently exists as.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Sometimes i feel like he could work as awacky 50 year old dad streamer....
but he is just so bitter and negative that most people looking for that kind of content would probably turned off immediately

If anything, he'd be a deadbeat dad streamer that everyone despises.

Well, at least he's not too far off.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

DSP's biggest weakness isn't his greed or toxicity, but rather his ego and lack of self-awareness. He can easily capitalize on the denthead troll tippers if he actually faced what he is: an old washed up salty bitch who streams for an audience of wheelchairs.

If he were smart he could evolve into the ultra-clown he was meant to be instead of the half-baked trash fire that he currently exists as.

Phil's income could be tripled if he allowed Text to Speech.
Part of me thinks that detractors wouldn't be retarded enough to fall for him profiting off them when it's that blatant, but we all know there'd those guys content with paying a thousand dollars to spam KAT BLACKED CAW every week.

 

[Iron Father]

I enjoy the way Phil talks down to people who serve atypical dishes on Thanksgiving, like he's some traditionalist. You're eating bought frozen meals and washing it down with post nasal drippings, stop acting like you're better than someone who wants to have salad, french fries and deepfried turkey instead. At least they probably cooked it themselves.

The pigman is such an elitist about his dry overpriced paper plate trash.

 

[Elescondido]

If anything, he'd be a deadbeat dad streamer that everyone despises.

Well, at least he's not too far off.

Here's the thing: while watching his goofy reactions to his new animations i could see someone being into that , people who need a surrogate dad or grampa.
He sometimes has goofy grandpa energy and if he could tap into to that he could be more succesful

But then again he is just so bitter,greedy and thinks too highly of himself

 

[Nineteenlevels]

Tell us how you really feel about Kat, Phil. And while you’re at it, tell us again how much you care about your parents. Big ups Blooper World Order.

Legitimately depressing take. I think it might be the saddest thing phil has ever said.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Legitimately depressing take. I think it might be the saddest thing phil has ever said.

Trolls ruined his life dood.

 

[TurboSwine]

I enjoy the way Phil talks down to people who serve atypical dishes on Thanksgiving, like he's some traditionalist. You're eating bought frozen meals and washing it down with post nasal drippings, stop acting like you're better than someone who wants to have salad, french fries and deepfried turkey instead. At least they probably cooked it themselves.

The pigman is such an elitist about his dry overpriced paper plate trash.

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Is that his Thanksgiving meal? The frozen food is one thing but at least bust out the real plates and flatware.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I enjoy the way Phil talks down to people who serve atypical dishes on Thanksgiving, like he's some traditionalist. You're eating bought frozen meals and washing it down with post nasal drippings, stop acting like you're better than someone who wants to have salad, french fries and deepfried turkey instead. At least they probably cooked it themselves.

The pigman is such an elitist about his dry overpriced paper plate trash.

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Hoping we get another picture of his Thanksgiving slop.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Legitimately depressing take. I think it might be the saddest thing phil has ever said.

I'm not surprised that he mentioned that if he died, he honestly didn't care what Kat did post Phil. Not "I would want her to be happy and to remember the good times we shared, not the arguments. To remember us. I also want her to be find someone else that makes her happy, also. I don't want her to die alone." Instead, it was "I don't care." And Phiiliam, I'm willing to bet a sweaty man pull that Kat feels the SAME way about you.

 

[Planettenon]

Wait, when did Papavera start tuning in to Phil's streams again? Or is this the first time since Phil stopped playing Minecraft that he's tuned in?

not 1st since but first in a very long time

 

[Iron Hamster]

Hoping we get another picture of his Thanksgiving slop.

He won't be able to help but flex like a turd.