DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Wasn't Kimmel part of the ''Man Show'' back in the day? If so nice memory hole by that slimy fuck.

Girls on trampolines doesn't really fit that well with what he's trying to project these days.
That's why Phil reminds me of him, they both act like their past transgressions never happened, instead of actually atoning for them and endeavoring to do better. Except Kimmel has been successful in that, which is why I'm surprised Phil doesn't shit on him over it. We know how much he hates others achieving victory in things he wanted.
 
She isn't any more of a normal american than DSP is. She was born rich and is now richer, whatever she says is for more publicity. They're both probably equally angry at life, one rages the other begs.
You won't see anyone dividing races up into the good and bad varieties like that while living a happy life. Just look at LTG. He does the same shit, except it's with his own kind. He loves to consider himself a high value black person, which is hilarious because his streams paint him as niggerish as Tupac.

Mind you, stereotypes exist for a reason, but being perpetually angry over it like that is soul-scarring. Not to mention that no ethnicity is cleanly divided into just TWO groups. Way too many people involved for that to make sense.

Categorizing streamers, on the other hand...
 
Wasn't Kimmel part of the ''Man Show'' back in the day? If so nice memory hole by that slimy fuck.

Girls on trampolines doesn't really fit that well with what he's trying to project these days.
Not racist.

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little late but...
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“I’m so grateful and happy”

Sure DSP, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Also, what respectable adult would write something like this? He’s trying to convince himself this is all true as much as he is everyone else. Just pathetic stuff.

I would argue there's nuggets of truth thus he's just more than satisfied with his family? SO he's saying yeah it's just ok and he's happy that it's just a little bit better than just ok? He's happy he can't make ends meet?

then again this is the exceptional individual who thinks people with kids aren't happy cause the kids get all the attention and gifts on Christmas. yes a 40 year old matchur adult would be jealous of his off spring cause they got the wolverine figure and not dave and dave would have to spend money on said offspring instead of sweaty man jpgs.
 
Managed to confuse his wife with (one of) his parents again:

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At this point I am certain either his parents moved nearby, visit him often or at least they talk daily. There is no excuse for this. It's like the 100th time he specifically confuses his wife for either his mom or parents AND THAT'S JUST ON CAMERA.
OF course Derich get's to spam and other people get a time out. I am not sure if Phil can overcome the taxicity,
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Didn't they get banned for speaking against Derich? I also like how Derich is so braindead he can't even respond to any of the people calling him out. He just keeps tagging Phil like he was one of his fav pornstars. He probably isn't even aware of how much power he has over Phil's chat.
 
There is no excuse for this. It's like the 100th time he specifically confuses his wife for either his mom or parents AND THAT'S JUST ON CAMERA.
You would think that her age and if they were just roommates he would accidentally call her his sister. But no. Kat is his mom.
 
and the pigsplaining black friday I think that might be the quickest I ever turned off his pre-stream. Him being completely wrong about something but saying it with so much confidence and this lack of self-awareness gets a bit boring and tiring.

At this point I'm not even sure if his name is phil, that too could be wrong.
 
He does not even have to listen to those right?
Is there a way to set audio so the streamer does not hear?
Phil isn't about to mute such things and let the audience hear them instead, that's a recipe for an even bigger disaster, since then the trolls can slip things past him more easily. He would basically be depending upon the chat to let him know about it when someone referenced Champions, Kat being fat, a detractor banging his sister-in-law, him constantly calling Kat his "mom", etc. etc.

Speaking of that last one, at this point, I'm no longer able to give Phil the benefit of the doubt that he misspoke. Not with such a history of repeatedly fucking that up, on top of all his other slips (like almost calling the vest "stupid", saying the r-word in one of his Patreon videos, the time he said "you will pay" when talking about his paypigs' tips during a begathon earlier this year). Also, I believe it's @Iron Hamster who thinks his mom moved in with him and Kat is gone? Yeah, I'm honestly forced to consider the possibility that he's right. It just explains too much shit too perfectly.

Especially since, correct me if I'm wrong, he never referred to Leanna with the word "mom".
 
Tipping animations are going to save Phil's streaming career you guys...

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Considering how much the dented heads pay for a vest/hat I can honestly see new animations being the shit that "saves" his ass, for now, adding more new animations will make it happen again, for a while and it'll dwindle but; NEW ANIMATIONS YOU GUYS!!!... (in actual reality it will make him sustain his lifestyle a tad longer, like an oxygen tank will make you live a bit longer on the moon, the inevitable fact is that it will run out, closing your eyes and wishing for it to not be true won't change shit...)
 
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