DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGoutburglar]

When Phil got upset he heard vacuuming outside duh office door, I suspected that was his mother because he ranted like he should have known better to make noise when Phil is conducting business but said nothing to her, which I felt was out of place because lol @ Catherine doing a thing in that house because Phil really wishes he had that soulmaid. It also was when Phil first started doing the Kat = Mom mentions he's done over 10 times now.

The timing is what makes it so suspicious to me. Him declining to gripe to ANYONE'S face isn't odd in the least. Doesn't have to be the woman who created him.

He's been planning on doing this for over a week

There's another tell right there. Phil isn't going to think that far ahead to make up a story about going somewhere when he's just sitting at home playing Champions. He had an appointment today that he's trying to hide, that he had no way to get out of, or actually didn't want to dodge.

I'm leaning towards the theory that he and his mom went out for awhile. It's just fitting too perfectly and explaining too many things, this idea that Katherine has LITERALLY been replaced by Linda.

 

[LiquidCancer]

Why would you need a parking spot to drop someone off at Kroger? Just pull over on the street for 10 seconds and they hop out.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Many people haven't physically Black Friday shopped in years.

This is true, but it is still a fairly busy shopping day. Some places have specific sales you can only get if you go in person. It tends to vary depending on the store/item.

IMO, I believe Phil is truly paranoid enough to think his car is in danger during Black Friday, and that he cares more about his car than he does his horse. Remember early Covid where Phil was talking about how surprised he was he didn't get into a fight with other customers when he dared step out of his gout bubble? Or Phil talking about people being stabbed in Wal Mart. Dude has no idea what happens in reality, so he's probably going off of all the exaggerated Black Friday sitcom plots he's seen on TV.

But, we also know Phil is a massive consumer, so I could definitely see his absence being the result of him stopping somewhere to shop and take advantage of store only sales. This is pure speculation, but one of the first places I thought that wouldn't really do online sales is his booze store. I don't really know if they do black friday sales either, but now that we've seen how much Phil spends, I don't think it's a stretch for him to want to waddle down for some cheap(er) gin.

The other possibility is Phil stopped somewhere to grab food. It wouldn't be out of character for him, not only is he indulging in his second favorite pastime, but he gets to delay one of his least favorite pastimes, streaming.

 

[Elescondido]

Another thing i love about him is how he thinks talking to himself counts as conversation

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Guys, his 'the parking lot was completely full' story is just him justifying the need for him to drop off Khet. Even if the store was only slightly busy so he had wasted his time playing chauffeur for Khet, his ego would demand that he announce to the internet that, once again, he was completely correct and everyone who doubted him has no idea what they were talking bout.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Someone else mentioned it but looking at the traffic cams, there ain't shit going on anywhere there.

Traffic cameras - King County

kingcounty.gov

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Many people haven't physically Black Friday shopped in years.

this is true and why I tuned out when he said "cause of covid", IIRC it started when B&M stores who didn't have a large online presence couldn't compete with amazon being able to change prices on the fly then pretty much every major retailer had e-commerce then it became who could do a longer black Friday now we have black Friday week and black Friday in july.

But even then, I remember going out in the afternoon during black Friday and the stores were pretty much dead to average by that time...pretty sure there's no major all day door busters at krojer.

I did tune back in and I guess he's not happy cause dude is toxic as fuck....I thought people who acted like this acted this way cause they weren't happy with thier life.

Though it's really pathetic, like exceptionally pathetic to see a balding middle-aged man in wool knit cap, gunner glasses going off on random people in a game like a hard ass 00's XBL kiddie who's so afraid of any confrontation he turned his twitter into an echo chamber for 1.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

Someone else mentioned it but looking at the traffic cams, there ain't shit going on anywhere there.

Traffic cameras - King County

kingcounty.gov

Is anyone truly surprised he lied about traffic? He will probably fake emotional turmoil over having to be in traffic and need medical tips to get help.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Is anyone truly surprised he lied about traffic? He will probably fake emotional turmoil over having to be in traffic and need medical tips to get help.

Phil will lie about anything. It's to make his boring life somewhat exciting.

 

[TurdFondler]

Parking lots were more full than a usual Friday today, but I braved the traffic and I persevered. AMA

Anyone know if Scopely did anything on black friday? Any sweet discounts on sweaty hogans? If they didn't then they left a bunch of money on the table.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Parking lots were more full than a usual Friday today, but I braved the traffic and I persevered. AMA

Anyone know if Scopely did anything on black friday? Any sweet discounts on sweaty hogans? If they didn't then they left a bunch of money on the table.

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As an aside. I find it funny they have a ''Veterans'' John Cena when last he made headlines it was for blowing the CCP and guzzling down that sweet China cum.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Looks like we know what Phil is spending his money on.

 

[TurdFondler]

@Derich 2nd of coomland you're doing the Lord's work

Phil "drove" khet only for an alibi to get a few hours off for champions.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The blackackack friday thing doesn't start until tomorrow. However, there is this:

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

The blackackack friday thing doesn't start until tomorrow. However, there is this:

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If Philliam had that big dick true and Ahnest Eyetalian SPQR Winged Hussar grindset he would whale the fuck out, get the action figure and put it on display during his streams, just casually visible in the back.

 

[arrivefriday]

There's no way he had to drive around in the parking lot for 20 minutes.

He 100% got some food or just loafed around in his house, lazy bum.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

possible that he knows Kat is going to have a panic attack from working Black Friday and Phil has learned from the past that he can't let his significant other have the car in that circumstance.

 

[detractorzer0]

I'm leaning towards the theory that he and his mom went out for awhile. It's just fitting too perfectly and explaining too many things, this idea that Katherine has LITERALLY been replaced by Linda.

How far is the airport from his house?

Also, she works at a grocery store. Black Friday isn't the day that's crazy, that'll be the day before Thanksgiving.

 

[George Beorge]

Do you think the very first time Phil ever asked for a monetary contribution he felt shame or embarrassment? The amount of begging he does is just unfathomable to me.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Do you think the very first time Phil ever asked for a monetary contribution he felt shame or embarrassment? The amount of begging he does is just unfathomable to me.

He possibly felt bad the first time he had to do it, but the second he got money, that shame went out the window.