Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

Folks, we have ourselves a new pan set.

Brings the grand total to 14 by my count. See below.

#	Name
1	The Rock Cookware Stainless
2	The Rock Cookware
3	Heritage Steel Cookware
4	Granitestone Diamond Pan
5	Copper Cookeware - Shineuri Company
6	Pioneer Woman 10 pc Pots & Pans
7	Calphalon Pots & Pans
8	Rachel Ray Cookware
9	Pantelligent
10	Calphalon Ceramic Cookware
11	NuWave 2 Induction (?)
12	Orgreenic (2 times)
13	Flip Jack
14	Aukey Home Peek8

Some notes I made as I skipped around this shit video:

1. Jack really wants to brag about the nonstick coating feature for some reason on all of these. My guess is that he really is angy whenever something sticks on the pans, and rather than get a good set or you know, learn to control the heat, he just buys new ones.
2. This Chinese fly-by night scam items look fucking cheap and likely to break. They just look poorly made and his trying to shill and upsell them to pretend he's a celebrity shows how much of a laughingstock he is.
3. He unintentionally calls himself a woman given that he's expecting a woman to want these pots when he's the one who really looked forward to ducking out of more real-people cooking.
4. This was clearly a "If I can outbore my haters, I will win and get my narcisssistic supply in peace". Fuck off fatty.
5. His sex grease is what he uses only. Absolutely terrible unless you're a freak like Jack who only tastes meat and not-meat.

 

[AnOminous]

Pictured: "A tiny bit" of bacon grease
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Enough for the puddle to cover the bottom of the huge pan when melted.

It's not a ridiculous amount but it isn't tiny either. However the fact Jack has to buy bacon grease at all when he complains when a bacon cooker can't cook an entire pound of bacon at a time means he cooks a pound of bacon at a time and STILL doesn't have enough bacon grease. I swear he has to eat it directly from the can by the spoonful to justify that.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Folks, we have ourselves a new pan set.

Brings the grand total to 14 by my count. See below.

#	Name
1	The Rock Cookware Stainless
2	The Rock Cookware
3	Heritage Steel Cookware
4	Granitestone Diamond Pan
5	Copper Cookeware - Shineuri Company
6	Pioneer Woman 10 pc Pots & Pans
7	Calphalon Pots & Pans
8	Rachel Ray Cookware
9	Pantelligent
10	Calphalon Ceramic Cookware
11	NuWave 2 Induction (?)
12	Orgreenic (2 times)
13	Flip Jack
14	Aukey Home Peek8

Jesus fucking Christ he has more cooking shit than most restaurants. Where the fuck is he keeping them all? I swear you could smash them up and form an artificial barrier reef around Australia. Fucker is gonna need a second garage for all his manbaby cooking toys.

If he's really just giving them away he's the Nino Brown of smokers and grills (instead of turkeys).

 

[RainwaterDrop]

The video is a total snooze fest. The most notable thing is that Jack confirmed what we all knew - he fries his food in bacon up. He makes an omelet in bacon fat. The pan is of course nonstick so it’s completely unnecessary.

Frying in lard isn't necessarily a bad thing, when I cook with bacon I do it like that by frying a few bacon slices first, no oil or butter in the pan, and using the grease that comes out to oil the pan and cook with it, like sandwiches or omelettes. If you only cook with it, on the other hand, it's not a good sign lol!

Jesus fucking Christ he has more cooking shit than most restaurants. Where the fuck is he keeping them all? I swear you could smash them up and form an artificial barrier reef around Australia. Fucker is gonna need a second garage for all his manbaby cooking toys.

If he's really just giving them away he's the Nino Brown of smokers and grills (instead of turkeys).

Assuming they are usable, considering he just buys whatever chinese horseshit he sees on sale for cheap and his lack of culinary skills it wouldn't surprise me if Jack actually fucked over most of these pans to the point of them being ruined by now. Quality kitchenwares last a lifetime, I know people who have been using the same pots and pans for decades, these things will probably outlast me lol!

Jack got scammed. Ahomeplus (the website that Jack casually forgets) is operated by Wix (not a damning piece of evidence but a red flag in my book), and had only been in operation since September of this year. Their indiegogo launched October promising the first 200 backers would get the pans and is as of this writing 404ed.

Jack gave them money and now he can't return his shit pans.

Even in big name stores you can absolutely get fucked by scammers selling horseshit like that on a markup and then disappearing into the woods, if a savvy person needs to watch out for those it comes without saying that he would fall for this lol!

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

"about an hour away"
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He has jesusy. He doesn’t need to know basic math.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

Folks, we have ourselves a new pan set.

Brings the grand total to 14 by my count. See below.

#	Name
1	The Rock Cookware Stainless
2	The Rock Cookware
3	Heritage Steel Cookware
4	Granitestone Diamond Pan
5	Copper Cookeware - Shineuri Company
6	Pioneer Woman 10 pc Pots & Pans
7	Calphalon Pots & Pans
8	Rachel Ray Cookware
9	Pantelligent
10	Calphalon Ceramic Cookware
11	NuWave 2 Induction (?)
12	Orgreenic (2 times)
13	Flip Jack
14	Aukey Home Peek

Is there a point to the pan's shape other than grabbing the attention of consoomers?

Also, I don't understand people's predilection for non-stick pans; they're good for eggs, crepes and whatnot, but for general cooking, you need things to stick and create a fond.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Am I understanding this correctly? Jack is giving away the pans he used to burn shit in? I wonder if he’ll bother washing them first.

I would never buy these pans. They look really cool, but I legit hate how the handle and the lid handle are wood. It’s probably cheap shit and will warp after you wash and hand dry them so many times and forget putting them in a dishwasher (if they would even fit).

My favorite part of the video was how he almost smashed his square corelle dish with the pan because he had to slam the egg out of it (I don’t know if you could call it scrambled egg or an omelette though).

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Am I understanding this correctly? Jack is giving away the pans he used to burn shit in? I wonder if he’ll bother washing them first.

That's called seasoning, just like grandma's old cast iron!

You too can enjoy the flavors of years worth of burnt and/or undercooked meat from internet sensation Jack Scalfani's kitchen.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Some of the holes were controller shaped, so 99% sure it was Gamer Boi Cali after losing at COD, possibly while shouting racial slurs.

TFW you're losing a CoD match against WingsofRedemption.

Jack, having leftovers implies that you've stopped eating at some point. Just saying.

Jack and having thanksgiving leftovers? I'll take events that never happened for 400, Alex.

I really wonder if Tammy Jr. actively avoids having her pictures posted. If that’s the case, good for her for trying to get away from the insanity of being connected to people who like to shit all over the internet. There is real value to privacy and anonymity.

It would be the smart thing to do, given the fact that the Scalfani family is most likely one of the biggest laughing stocks in the Greater Nashville area.

View attachment 2753510Wow he’s compiling about doing something for someone else…. I’m surprised

Well, at least Jack can't eat that thing, unless Tammy maybe shoves it down his throat someday.

 

[Fatty2988]

Am I understanding this correctly? Jack is giving away the pans he used to burn shit in? I wonder if he’ll bother washing them first.

I would never buy these pans. They look really cool, but I legit hate how the handle and the lid handle are wood. It’s probably cheap shit and will warp after you wash and hand dry them so many times and forget putting them in a dishwasher (if they would even fit).

My favorite part of the video was how he almost smashed his square corelle dish with the pan because he had to slam the egg out of it (I don’t know if you could call it scrambled egg or an omelette though).

It's not even wood, it's basically a print on top of cheap plastic. I skipped around the video but I'm guessing mushbrain was too stupid to even mention this.

 

[stets]

Jack got scammed. Ahomeplus (the website that Jack casually forgets) is operated by Wix (not a damning piece of evidence but a red flag in my book), and had only been in operation since September of this year. Their indiegogo launched October promising the first 200 backers would get the pans and is as of this writing 404ed.

Jack gave them money and now he can't return his shit pans.

They definitely gave it to him to review. There are several little channels with “reviews” of the same set over the past month. I think it’s extremely unlikely that all of these tiny channels all bought the same obscure oem pan set. They clearly gave them out so that there was third party content on Youtube when their indigogo campaign went live.

Aukey was a generally legitimate electronic accessories brand back in the day - much, much more so than most random Chinese electronics companies. They were exclusively on Amazon, but got banned in May when they were caught compensating customers for positive reviews. That essentially destroyed their business overnight since virtually all of their business was on the platform.

I guess they’re rebranding and selling shitty pans on indigogo now. Or at least they were before the campaign was pulled. I’m really not sure why Jack had such difficulty finding their website - it’s a basic five second google search for god’s sake.

 

[Bisteca Toblerone]

View attachment 2753510Wow he’s compiling about doing something for someone else…. I’m surprised

Rate me MATI, but holy fuck. So Tammy does damned near everything for this fucking toddler, including driving him out of state for his dead YouTube channel and he has the gall to complain about having to drive an hour away?

I had a very tiny bit of sympathy for this clown, but now no. Jack, you deserved every single malady you've had and will have. This woman has done everything in her power to take care of you. You don't get to complain about anything. Your videos barely break a few thousand views. Your cooking is abysmal, at best. You've been given so many opportunities, things people dream of and have thrown every single one of them away. Take your first world problems and shove them up your gigantic ass.

This man really rustles my jimmies.

 

[TurdFondler]

It's not even wood, it's basically a print on top of cheap plastic.

I've run into this before and even been fooled by it. Under a 2mm plastic woodprint is some kind of knockoff bakelite.

The worst part is that the screws end up shearing out of the plastic eventually and there's no way to fix them after.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

People who accumulate and hoard a shit ton of stuff for their hobby are also usually the least passionate about their craft. Jack fascinates me so much because this isn't just his hobby, this is literally the only thing he has going for him and he could not possibly be less enthusiastic about churning out quality content. Instead, he chooses to spend his twilight years grappling his iPhone into unsuspecting friend's faces, who are saints themselves for even humoring him, and stuttering about without an inch of self-reflection. And seriously, who the fuck cares about pots and pans that you literally can't find online without having to do ridiculous deep dives? It's completely pointless material and makes no sense re: trying to grow your channel, but I guess he doesn't have time to be introspective.

Also, aside from my sperging, why is Jack pretending to be hassled by picking up a hairdryer ~40 minutes away? It's not like he's the one who has to drive anyways? More performance art for his Facebook, I guess?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Rate me MATI, but holy fuck. So Tammy does damned near everything for this fucking toddler, including driving him out of state for his dead YouTube channel and he has the gall to complain about having to drive an hour away?

I had a very tiny bit of sympathy for this clown, but now no. Jack, you deserved every single malady you've had and will have. This woman has done everything in her power to take care of you. You don't get to complain about anything. Your videos barely break a few thousand views. Your cooking is abysmal, at best. You've been given so many opportunities, things people dream of and have thrown every single one of them away. Take your first world problems and shove them up your gigantic ass.

This man really rustles my jimmies.

He’s a man child. He doesn’t care about anything unless he get something from it. I’m still waiting for him to get a divorce

 

[Compositesludge]

Jack got scammed. Ahomeplus (the website that Jack casually forgets) is operated by Wix (not a damning piece of evidence but a red flag in my book),

Wait, is Wix not considered trustworthy? I was working on going into business for myself and used Wix to build myself a website before Covid ended it. It'd stink if I was already shooting myself in the foot on that one.

 

[boxybum]

Folks, we have ourselves a new pan set.

Brings the grand total to 14 by my count. See below.

#	Name
1	The Rock Cookware Stainless
2	The Rock Cookware
3	Heritage Steel Cookware
4	Granitestone Diamond Pan
5	Copper Cookeware - Shineuri Company
6	Pioneer Woman 10 pc Pots & Pans
7	Calphalon Pots & Pans
8	Rachel Ray Cookware
9	Pantelligent
10	Calphalon Ceramic Cookware
11	NuWave 2 Induction (?)
12	Orgreenic (2 times)
13	Flip Jack
14	Aukey Home Peek8

Woah, woah wait a minute here. You are telling me the brand new non-stick pan prevents the food from sticking to it? Holy guacamole thanks for that 12 minute video Jack I never would have guessed. Get your wives and girlfriends a set of these so they can stay in the kitchen making sandwiches where they belong. According to Jack the sexist all women want pots and pans for gifts

 

[jscalfani eats bigTs muff]

I had a very tiny bit of sympathy for this clown

A lot of people did. Everyone comes around eventually, though.

 

[KaiserBlade]

Good Lord, the new video about the pans is almost 4 hours old and has almost 500 views, no likes or dislikes, (probably hidden,) and no comments.

Unless YouTube being a derp on my phone for some reason, those are HORRIBLE metrics, even for a dead(arm) channel.

 

[TurdFondler]

Wait, is Wix not considered trustworthy?

If you're selling products under a supposedly established brand name it's not a good look. Also coupled with the kickstarter page leads one to believe it's a temporary front for a upmarket drop shipper.

Unless you're advertising your Kuchenmeister Est. 1832 brand, Wix is fine.