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To be fair, it appears everyone has valued her worth correctly.
Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates
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Nah. They still overestimate it. If they were giving away free sushi at the convenience store, would you really choose to eat it? That's the equivalent of having sex with Kindness. Not enjoyable and you're taking a risk to your health. At least the sushi won't stalk you or accuse you of rape once you're done with it, though.
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Don't be ridiculous.
expired sushi is less likely to get you sick than fucking Kindness.
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Nevermind the loss of food, imagine coming home to some naked bitch you paid to do one task: watch the dog, but she's in your bathtub with the dog. Like... how do you process that? Not to mention Kindness has like, a million different diseases so lord only knows how long that tub is gonna need cleaning.
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This is the most beautiful post in the entire thread.
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I think a bottle of Everclear would be less expensive, and you could set yourself on fire with it, two birds one fucking stone.
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Nice to see the super serious chest blisters and broken ankle have cleared up.
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I'd rate you optimistic, but I really hope Sky does too.
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She has proven what we have all strongly suspected without a shadow of a doubt;
An overwhelming number of these genderspecials are just incels/femcels that need to get laid
Notice that she's not a trans dimensional system goddess with demon and baby personalities anymore?
An overwhelming number of these genderspecials are just incels/femcels that need to get laid
Notice that she's not a trans dimensional system goddess with demon and baby personalities anymore?
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Disastrously Dumb
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Wait..
WAIT WAIT WAIT.
the fact that Alyssa have animals as her split personality disorder
is leaving her alone with animals a good idea?
i mean to some degree with her really degrading mental health it would be pass anyone that she would rationalize committing sexual acts with an animal since she is/was an animal at a certain point in time (when the animal personality become the dominant personality)
or whatever bullshit excuse she comes up to justify being a sexual deviant.
WAIT WAIT WAIT.
the fact that Alyssa have animals as her split personality disorder
is leaving her alone with animals a good idea?
i mean to some degree with her really degrading mental health it would be pass anyone that she would rationalize committing sexual acts with an animal since she is/was an animal at a certain point in time (when the animal personality become the dominant personality)
or whatever bullshit excuse she comes up to justify being a sexual deviant.
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I selfishly hope that her “embarrassing chore” involves a gynecologist, a pelvic exam/pap smear, and a prescription for some Ultra Strong birth control so that Paul’s desiccated sperm have no hope of ever coming near whatever sad excuse for eggs her ovaries splooge out.
That’s my theory, at least. We know she is a True and Honest man so I think the idea of getting necessary medical care for the biological reminders that she is, in fact, a woman would be embarrassing/unpleasant for her. I mean, she doesn’t seem to have any of the normal feelings of shame that being a lying, thieving, gross and hairy person would cause in a sane person.
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Rover profile. Nothing too interesting. Her rates are about as low as anyone on the app offers though. She doesn't show up when I search for "house sitting" which is for overnight stays but does show up when I search for "drop-in visits."
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isnt she in someone elses house, eating their food?
i guess just stealing from people is easier than grifting multiple foodbanks.
just kidding, they're probably still doing that too. heaven forbid bonnie miss a meal
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Link: https://www.rover.com/members/alyssa-f-aussie-specialist-high-energy-dogs/
I poked around the Rover site a bit and it seems NO ONE has a bad review. Its all wonderful and great. My bet is the reviews are moderated and only positive ones are posted. How does she have only 4 reviews after being at this for so long?
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Kindness smacks her head on something and racks up another injury.
Kindness hopes her ankle works so can she "work the club" - what club? And what context? Have I missed something about her working in clubs in the past?
Kindness is working very hard to pay her rent by dancing to disco music. It's a tough life.
Bonnie cut her hair.
Why was she searching the cabinets? Hmm.
Kindness is constantly watching us to see what we're talking about. Super weird, she should stop stalking us.
Edit: Literally moments after this post, Kindness answered my question about the club. I sort of figured she was talking about a strip club, but I also thought that she couldn't be so deluded as to think that men would want to see her stripping in her current state but...very informative! They must have some very sketchy joints out in Colorado.
Kindness hopes her ankle works so can she "work the club" - what club? And what context? Have I missed something about her working in clubs in the past?
Kindness is working very hard to pay her rent by dancing to disco music. It's a tough life.
Bonnie cut her hair.
Why was she searching the cabinets? Hmm.
Kindness is constantly watching us to see what we're talking about. Super weird, she should stop stalking us.
Edit: Literally moments after this post, Kindness answered my question about the club. I sort of figured she was talking about a strip club, but I also thought that she couldn't be so deluded as to think that men would want to see her stripping in her current state but...very informative! They must have some very sketchy joints out in Colorado.
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That's right, Kindness. You show us, and unlock your account. Next you'll be quoting us directly and responding via Twitter screenshots to really put us in our place.
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She's claimed to have been a stripper in the past. (It's one of her many, many areas of expertise.) Now I know that there are plenty of disgusting, underweight, scabby, meth-faced lunatic strippers out there. But I would think the excessive body hair would be a big turn-off for the average strip club patron. Or does she plan to shave it? That's a lot of shaving...Kindness hopes her ankle works so can she "work the club" - what club? And what context? Have I missed something about her working in clubs in the past?
Also, it's funny to imagine Bonnie sitting at the club every night, leering at the other dancers with that dead-eyed retard face, you know, to make sure she's "safe".