Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[dflatline]

She's gonna get someone who has the sense to have nanny cams soon enough and I can't wait for that saga

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I mean I get it to a degree, am I gonna check every single person I get an uber with? No but I never checked out my cabbies either. There's a big difference between catchin a ride or getting some food delivered versus someone staying in your home and watching after your pets.

Shit, a background check dude? All you would have to do is ask her how her day is and you would get enough red flags that you would look like a communist parade.

I've never used any of this shit, even the local equivalent of UberEats or DoorDash because I've seen my colleagues experience some minor fuck-ups like getting some unknown random person's order instead of their own - along with all the dox that gets printed on the receipt. That out of the way I suspect there's no way to know which "independent freelancer" is taking your order/request/whatever, leaving one without any way to contact them.

The best solution to this problem would be simply not using these services and spending a bit of extra to have one's dogs taken care of in a dog hotel.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I've never used any of this shit, even the local equivalent of UberEats or DoorDash because I've seen my colleagues experience some minor fuck-ups like getting some unknown random person's order instead of their own - along with all the dox that gets printed on the receipt. That out of the way I suspect there's no way to know which "independent freelancer" is taking your order/request/whatever, leaving one without any way to contact them.

The best solution to this problem would be simply not using these services and spending a bit of extra to have one's dogs taken care of in a dog hotel.

I'll let you in on my secrets....
-cook your own food or go get it your damn self
-put your dogs up or have friends or family that can pop in to take care of them

This is what I have done my entire adult life having owned dogs and also needing to consume nourishment and never once have I had people in my home fucking up my extensive vinyl collection nor doing all my drugs whilst I'm not around.

Edit* I assume people have pissed in my bath tubs over the years but that's what scrubbing bubbles every sunday is for.

The only concern is how absolutely wrecked Uber drives have seen me but I'm not an exec at Taco Bell with a penchant for punching people in the back of the head so I think I'll be fine.

 

[break these cuffs]

Problem is no one's going to do a background check on every single fucknugget available on a gig economy app so there's no way they'd be aware she's a BPD trainwreck coming their way.

Using gig horseshit, lol. People seem to act like that's the only way to get shit done these days. In rural areas it often isn't an option, let alone a preferred one.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Shit, a background check dude? All you would have to do is ask her how her day is and you would get enough red flags that you would look like a communist parade.

Or just look at Alyssa's shaved head, terrible skin and obvious signs of drug abuse and poor health.

But, this is Colorado where most are kookoobananas.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Spoiler: Dirty buthole in the living room NSFL

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https://archive.md/ADBnl

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Spoiler: nakid dancing in livingroom NSFL

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Searching their cabinets https://archive.md/gGymx
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Piss porn in their bathtub

Spoiler: NSFL

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https://archive.md/FY2GA

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Thanks https://www.rover.com/
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Lemme get this straight. Boner and Alyssa are inside a dog-sitting client's home, tripping balls and posting homemade porn to Twitter?

Their lack of good judgement, especially Alyssa's, is already legendary but this is WAY beyond the pale. Hope the client finds out, trashes them on the internet and gets them banned from Rover. I would be FURIOUS if someone I hired to watch my pets posted images of the inside of my home to the internet, let alone while naked and tripping.

 

[one_time_user]

These 2 are totally the type to find your goodie box of sex toys and use them. And put them back unwashed.

 

[Oxous]

Edit: Literally moments after this post, Kindness answered my question about the club. I sort of figured she was talking about a strip club, but I also thought that she couldn't be so deluded as to think that men would want to see her stripping in her current state but...very informative! They must have some very sketchy joints out in Colorado.
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Nobody is going to want you as a stripper, Kindness. You need to at least not look like a malformed gremlin, and more importantly, you need to get along with your fellow strippers - there's no shortage of college-aged girls in need of money. If any of your coworkers ever catch you rummaging through their shit trying to steal cash or weed your ass is grass. I recommend you just stick to dog walking.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Twitter dump. Very thankful that our bird is tweeting again.

Sky beat the shit out of Bonnie by evicting his new fleshlight, our screenshots and jokes are death threats, and the e-begging is clearly not as lucrative as they had hoped:
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Happy little decimated reproductive system:
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Spoiler: lol

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Deep thot:
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Pushing 30:
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Spoiler: happy belated Halloween!

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Absolutely tantalizing:
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Any guesses? I'm stumped trying to imagine what she might consider embarrassing. Didn't she act like it was totally normal when she had an owl and/or rat carcass in her freezer?

And finally, classic Alyssa! Sad food, sad tits, "happy" face:
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Spoiler: I said tits

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Bonus Bonnie updates. The next season seems promising!
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Happy Thanksgiving to my favorite website and one of my favorite cows

Her rolling her shirt up is like giving us the finger when she says “I hope the best for you all”.

 

[Pizdec]

"Alyssa.... where's Kimchi?"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"Alyssa.... where's Kimchi?"

In a book, giving the dog a Korean name would be called "foreshadowing."

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Wait a minute, hold on, why are they stealing food from a person's house when they literally just went to the food bank a few days ago? Holy shit how much does El Gordo Chanco eat? They ate a roast in two days, that's insane. That would have been leftovers for three to four days.

What happened to that gross of eggs?

 

[MetalParakeet]

Rate me MATI but I hope she gets reported to rover and all those other apps. I'm bothered

 

[Aunt Carol]

If it were me, coming home to find out that the dogsitter ate my drugs and trashed the place would be bad, but I'd feel like it was my own fault.

Finding the videos she posted and reading the play-by-play of the looting would change it to anger, and looking for ways to report her to the petsitting site.

There's definitely a difference between posting some "I love my job; look how cute this dog is" vs "let's take a tour of some people's house, featuring my butthole."

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Rate me MATI but I hope she gets reported to rover and all those other apps. I'm bothered

You can spin this into "I hope she gets reported with her bathtub videos and then bitches on Twitter about losing job opportunities because of those gosh darn kiwi farmers number 1 fans" to sound less mad.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Posting video of you talking about your yeast infection and then pissing in the tub to try and sell it as porn... IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOME.

 

[AprilRains]

Posting video of you talking about your yeast infection and then pissing in the tub to try and sell it as porn... IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOME.

There just trying to re-enact their favorite renditions of The Aristocrats.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Well in case anyone still had any lingering doubts about what went down at the tranch on alyssas first visit, I think this settles it. Eating their shit, pissing in their baths...shoving her disgusting yeast vag in everyone’s face (mostly Sky’s probably lol). All the while Bonnie sits there reveling and basking in her feminine aura.

 

[XsigmaZ]

This thread has made my day so interesting. holy hell this bitch is all sorts of crazy. I feel all sort of emotions from sad for her to laughing at her back to sad back to wtf dude seriously. She really lives in her own bubble.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Well in case anyone still had any lingering doubts about what went down at the tranch on alyssas first visit, I think this settles it. Eating their shit,

How dare she infringe on Jen's territory like that.