Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[stets]

A new video is also up on Jack’s Jesus channel, in case someone wants to watch a slow-in-the-mind and a truck driver poorly discuss deep existential questions. There’s no way in hell I’m sitting through this though.

 

[Lenzperkins]

Stand? If anything he's in everyone's way in his scooter. Get real fat boy.

 

[Uncle Ted]

LMFAO, so apparently the context for his 'angyness' was because Big T hates his guts and decided to slather vinegar all over his food. He didn't hold back and threw a tantrum in front of his fucking friends. Hahahah, what a fucking toddler! Also, to Big T, if you're still putting up with this, you deserve all of the misery and embarrassment being with the fat man 24/7 when you have your own freedom and volition to leave this disabled fat fuck.

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So Jack just admitted that his mother would feed him scraps of old food as a kid.

Also I love how Tammy is getting her revenge with subtle things like this. After all what is Jack going to do, not eat all of the meat in front of him?

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Stand? If anything he's in everyone's way in his scooter. Get real fat boy.

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I guarantee he’s one of those fat fucks blocking the aisles so he can get free samples

 

[rubytintedchix]

cooking with jack is a dead channel. simple as that. he has close to half a million subs but struggled to crack 5-6k views per video


hey jack, you would've known this spot only serves pork if you had taken a minute to look over the fucking menu before eating there

these r.etards don't even bother to do any research on the places they're "reviewing." i guarantee jack just googled "best bbq in NC" and chose the first five places that popped up to review

They skipped completely over the Raleigh area. According to Jack’s own googling, the East and West parts of NC even vary in their BBQ flavors. Lexington is further west, strangely on the way back to TN. I wonder if Tammy got sick of his shit and decided to cut the trip short.

Also did you catch at the beginning how Jack was paranoid about the people staring at him in the parking lot? I wonder if he thought they were the dirty dirty haters and trolls. In reality they were staring down this clan of tards yelling about food not being “pleasurable” and no corn being in the hush puppies while filming with an iPhone with its flash on.

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[salmonellajack]

Interesting he compared Big T to his mom while having his tantrum.

Confirms beyond doubt Jack sees T as his mommy. Weird.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Interesting he compared Big T to his mom while having his tantrum.

Confirms beyond doubt Jack sees T as his mommy. Weird.

"The old food, was it a hot dog by any chance?"

 

[Lenzperkins]

This cocksucker actually told Carolina BBQ to go fuck themselves. LMAO.

Jack "I don't know how to use wood for BBQ" Scalfani telling it like it is.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

So, Carolina folk, how does it feel that Jack made a frivolous trip to your states during a pandemic just to tell you all you're doing it wrong?

This is why I would love to see Jack travel abroad. Even continental Europe would be full of restaurant owners and waitstaff (Who aren't reliant on tips in many countries there) who would figuratively or literally throw his ass out.

He can't even go to a neighboring state with plenty of cultural similarities without looking like an ugly American tourist.

EDIT: And fuck...does he really think seasoning need only be "DUMP SALT AND SPICE?" Some cuisine has sauce be an essential part of seasoning to compliment the flavor, it's just how it is. Not all sauces are overpowering store brand BBQ sauces that hide all the natural flavor.

 

[Uncle Ted]

This cocksucker actually told Carolina BBQ to go fuck themselves. LMAO.

Jack "I don't know how to use wood for BBQ" Scalfani telling it like it is.

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Did the Wendigo spirit just try to escape his body in the middle of that sentence?

 

[desudesu]

This cocksucker actually told Carolina BBQ to go fuck themselves. LMAO.

Jack "I don't know how to use wood for BBQ" Scalfani telling it like it is.

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Nicest guy on Youtube folks! Imagine being so narcissistic that you become this fucking tone deaf. I hope he manages to offend a bunch of hardcore Carolinian BBQ fanatics that it drives them to firebomb his house.

 

[TurdFondler]

He's got a smoker's palette without being a smoker. Unless it's so sweet it hurts your teeth or so salty it makes you retch, Jack "fistfuls of seasoning" Scalfani doesn't want any part of it.

 

[AnOminous]

This cocksucker actually told Carolina BBQ to go fuck themselves. LMAO.

Jack "I don't know how to use wood for BBQ" Scalfani telling it like it is.

Hey Jack have your final stroke and fucking die already.

 

[rubytintedchix]

That's probably his point. If you don't do a raffle exactly correctly, you could be violating your state's lottery laws or even committing a crime.

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This stupid fucker making his baby tantrum face again. What an ignorant pig. This is like this absolute idiot throwing a tantrum that pizza made the proper way had some char at the bottom, because he has no clue how anything works.

My small podunk county in PA offered a small games of chance License. It was $25 and covered you for the year. It was for shit like Church Bazaars, silent auctions, 50/50s and the like. It would probably cover shit like this if it exists in his county in TN. Jack is too cheap to have enough common sense to buy something like this (as an extra insurance policy). Unless he can spend Mommywife’s money on a new kitchen toy or food for his tum tum he ain’t interested.

 

[stets]

This cocksucker actually told Carolina BBQ to go fuck themselves. LMAO.

Jack "I don't know how to use wood for BBQ" Scalfani telling it like it is.

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This is a Chris Chan level of delusion. “I want all of your culinary history and traditions discarded and I want your food to be my way NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!”

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

This is a Chris Chan level of delusion. “I want all of your culinary history and traditions discarded and I want your food to be my way NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!”

Wrap it up folks, the Carolinas were a failure. The states are to be dismantled and annexed as a suburb of Henderson and all restaurants are now required by law to purchase The Best Sauce in the World.

All use of vinegar-based sauces will be punished by summary execution by the newly appointed Paulitical Commissar.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

So, Carolina folk, how does it feel that Jack made a frivolous trip to your states during a pandemic just to tell you all you're doing it wrong?

This is why I would love to see Jack travel abroad. Even continental Europe would be full of restaurant owners and waitstaff (Who aren't reliant on tips in many countries there) who would figuratively or literally throw his ass out.

He can't even go to a neighboring state with plenty of cultural similarities without looking like an ugly American tourist.

EDIT: And fuck...does he really think seasoning need only be "DUMP SALT AND SPICE?" Some cuisine has sauce be an essential part of seasoning to compliment the flavor, it's just how it is. Not all sauces are overpowering store brand BBQ sauces that hide all the natural flavor.

Jack just needs to admit the strokes have impacted his admittedly limited palate.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Jack is really leaning

This is a Chris Chan level of delusion. “I want all of your culinary history and traditions discarded and I want your food to be my way NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!”

Just Jack and his typical California attitude. California should have border enforcement to keep them in.

 

[Adamska]

They skipped completely over the Raleigh area. According to Jack’s own googling, the East and West parts of NC even vary in their BBQ flavors. Lexington is further west, strangely on the way back to TN. I wonder if Tammy got sick of his shit and decided to cut the trip short.

Also did you catch at the beginning how Jack was paranoid about the people staring at him in the parking lot? I wonder if he thought they were the dirty dirty haters and trolls. In reality they were staring down this clan of tards yelling about food not being “pleasurable” and no corn being in the hush puppies while filming with an iPhone with its flash on.

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Did Jack even try Carolina Gold? I'm actually impressed he even got more than 3 episodes of this gluttony tour done, especially since he clearly fucking hates the vinegar sauce.

Also it's so neat to learn that my Jack is Hugo Simpson theory is continuing to be more accurate. I legit wouldn't be shocked if he was locked in the attic or closet and fed scraps like turkey necks.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

They skipped completely over the Raleigh area. According to Jack’s own googling, the East and West parts of NC even vary in their BBQ flavors. Lexington is further west, strangely on the way back to TN. I wonder if Tammy got sick of his shit and decided to cut the trip short.

Also did you catch at the beginning how Jack was paranoid about the people staring at him in the parking lot? I wonder if he thought they were the dirty dirty haters and trolls. In reality they were staring down this clan of tards yelling about food not being “pleasurable” and no corn being in the hush puppies while filming with an iPhone with its flash on.

Edit: forgot a letter in a word

This was an interesting tell in the part of the fat man. He is growing increasingly paranoid of bystanders as he generates content. We are getting close to some kind of third-party viral interaction with the gimp.

This cocksucker actually told Carolina BBQ to go fuck themselves. LMAO.

Jack "I don't know how to use wood for BBQ" Scalfani telling it like it is.

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Words cannot describe my desire to go full Frank Hassle on this fat faggot. I am so mad, I dug through the closet and put on a top hat that used to belong to an ex girlfriend.