Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Ruin]

he also babysat me a few times as a kid

Did he touch your shotapussy while talking like Goofy?

 

[Kwopsie Peepsie]

Unless he was lying, he had to get surgery to fuse vertebrae together in his neck, because they were degenerating. A surgeon won't do a fusion unless it's absolutely necessary, as it's not going to last... it redirects pressure to the vertebrae below the fusion, and then that will eventually need fused. Surgeons always explain this to patients. Lowtax posted on Facebook that the degeneration of the neighboring vertabrae started happening a LOT sooner than expected, and that his surgeon wanted to go ahead with the additional fusion, but his insurance denied coverage. Again, this is what he claimed.

Just as a reference, when neck vertebrae get fused, it's like turning your neck into a stick. You can't look up anymore without bending your whole back.

There are artificial disc implants you can get that move and flex like real vertebrae... neck implants are generally considered "safer" than lumbar (lower back) implants. Some surgeons will absolutely refuse to do lumbar implants, because even though they might give great results for the next 10 or even 20 years, they will eventually need revision, and lumbar disc implant revision surgery is a life threatening operation, as the implants are usually completely fused in place and extremely difficult to remove.

So, I'm not sure if that was something that wouldn't have worked for him, or something that his insurance wouldn't have covered. That kind of surgery is far from cheap.

 

[Mendicant]

I think its profoundly funny that his spine was literally degenerating IRL as well as metaphorically.

 

[ispsychiatryascam]

Did he touch your shotapussy while talking like Goofy?

him and lucavi were going out at the time vaguely and they were more into second city stand up comedy troupe shit "trolling" was a new thing they were doing irl as well as online but they never thought it'd take off the way it did

at least thats how i remember it

 

[AmpleApricots]

Imagine being dead in current year. What a goof troop.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Imagine being dead in current year. What a goof troop.

I just hope Goldbelly ships food to heaven.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

I just hope Goldbelly ships food to heaven.

They do, but suicides and people that leave their kids with Shmorky go to hell.

 

[Suction Bucket]

Unless he was lying

lol

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I just hope Goldbelly ships food to heaven.

Richard's a tree now. He doesn't eat people food in hell, the tree-mouth is just for screaming and sobbing. He gets demon piss, if he's lucky. It's a slight upgrade from boxed wine and mangosteen but he'll adjust in a few millennia.

 

[BPDchan]

Power level because I don’t care.

I was once on a video call with Logan discussing some content she wanted me to produce for the front page (because for all the hate she gets she did genuinely love SA and at least tried to do her job while deadtax snored from the bedroom), and a very disheveled, wolverine-haired Rich stumbled into the frame behind her and began making weird sexual gestures at me when he saw my face on cam. At the time I laughed it off. Crazy ol Lowtax. But it was definitely very uncomfortable, especially because I felt like Logan and myself were conversing as two (ostensibly) professionals when he came in and decided to be weird.

My partnership with SA didn’t last because the one piece of work I did for them went unpaid, and me and the others hired to generate content kept hearing excuses as to why. “The site doesn’t have any money”, “we are waiting on a new ad partnership to generate revenue”. Mind you this was pre-paypig apocalypse.

motherfucker died owing me $40.00

 

[Holocaust Mansplainer]

Lowtax was basically Ebaum but without the big payout at the end.

 

[Ghostse]

Lowtax was basically Ebaum but without the big payout at the end.

Ebaum never beat his wife though

 

[AnOminous]

Ebaum never beat his wife though

He probably never blew a tranny either.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

He probably never blew a tranny either.

He probably never did leave his wife alone to fuck a BPD whore either.

 

[Mendicant]

He didn't leave his website in the hands of pedophiles who forced him out and made him sell for a pittance

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

Did he touch your shotapussy while talking like Goofy?

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

hey, could be worse, you could have been babysat by one of lowtax's mods.

Or Shmorky.

 

[murdered meat bag]

Power level because I don’t care.

I was once on a video call with Logan discussing some content she wanted me to produce for the front page (because for all the hate she gets she did genuinely love SA and at least tried to do her job while deadtax snored from the bedroom), and a very disheveled, wolverine-haired Rich stumbled into the frame behind her and began making weird sexual gestures at me when he saw my face on cam. At the time I laughed it off. Crazy ol Lowtax. But it was definitely very uncomfortable, especially because I felt like Logan and myself were conversing as two (ostensibly) professionals when he came in and decided to be weird.

My partnership with SA didn’t last because the one piece of work I did for them went unpaid, and me and the others hired to generate content kept hearing excuses as to why. “The site doesn’t have any money”, “we are waiting on a new ad partnership to generate revenue”. Mind you this was pre-paypig apocalypse.

motherfucker died owing me $40.00

You mean Jeffrey owes you $40 bucks. he bought the site and its debts. lol

 

[Mendicant]

Or Shmorky.

Fucking lol.

btw lowtax's spawn reading this thread in the future, if you ever imagine that your father was a misunderstood good guy: your father literally entrusted your care to Shmorky at some point. And your father knew.

 

[blablabla]

is lowtax still dead?