The Cole Smithey Thread

[Payday]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

I don't think the abuse he suffered is serious enough to warrant jettisoning your elderly, sick, 72 year old mother in her time of need. Of course, it is possible he is unaware of the situation.

It's not like Barb beat him up every other day. A lot of people from that era had some "abuse." What he went through is not a big deal. Delusions of grandeur = delusions of persecution from Barb.

I don't think you understand psychology in any real way and should probably learn what classifies as abuse whether verbal, emotional or physical and see that all of them have very serious affects on people.

I vote that he is an irritating disruption. Thought so from post #1. Thought he might get better, he didn't, so like you, I am left wondering where the ban is.

all in favor of banning dustyr, say "mm, yeah"

 

[thatworstman]

Re: The Coleslaw Smithey Thread

So folks, I decided to ask COle what he thought about the situation on Twitter. Didn't expect a reply, but I actually got one. It's pretty indicative of how he feels about his family right now, and very understandable.

 

[A-Stump]

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He's right. You are a fucking idiot.

 

[Silver]

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[CatParty]

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So folks, I decided to ask Coleslaw what he thought about the situation on Twitter. Didn't expect a reply, but I actually got one. It's pretty indicative of how he feels about his family right now, and very understandable.

http://i.imgur.com/KysWan1.png

Ya you're a fuckiing idiot.

 

[Arkangel]

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So folks, I decided to ask Coleslaw what he thought about the situation on Twitter. Didn't expect a reply, but I actually got one. It's pretty indicative of how he feels about his family right now, and very understandable.

http://i.imgur.com/KysWan1.png

What made you think this was a good idea?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

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Sometimes I wonder if he's aware that he's a living, breathing caricature, but then I just look at anything he's ever done and am reminded that his is a very deliberate, carefully cultivated image. Of a dick.

 

[Asperchu_Super_Fan]

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So folks, I decided to ask Coleslaw what he thought about the situation on Twitter. Didn't expect a reply, but I actually got one. It's pretty indicative of how he feels about his family right now, and very understandable.

You don't seem malicious, so I'll explain why you acted idiotically.

1. There are armies of weens out there spamming Chris, Cole, galpals, neighbors, etc. Cole has probably heard about this. It's neither funny nor original.

2. The man has left that environment and wants to be left alone. It's bad enough getting any e-fame on Chris's coattails.

3. Things are best when they are left to play out for themselves.

4. The Golden Rule.

Just take that to heart and remember that like a concert, Chris is best observed from a distance. You wouldn't go on stage, whip out your guitar, and start playing with your favorite band. Likewise, don't jump in asking personal and obvious questions to someone who you don't know expecting anything other than profanity.

 

[CatParty]

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So folks, I decided to ask Coleslaw what he thought about the situation on Twitter. Didn't expect a reply, but I actually got one. It's pretty indicative of how he feels about his family right now, and very understandable.

You don't seem malicious, so I'll explain why you acted idiotically.

1. There are armies of weens out there spamming Chris, Coleslaw, galpals, neighbors, etc. Coleslaw has probably heard about this. It's neither funny nor original.

2. The man has left that environment and wants to be left alone. It's bad enough getting any e-fame on Chris's coattails.

3. Things are best when they are left to play out for themselves.

4. The Golden Rule.

Just take that to heart and remember that like a concert, Chris is best observed from a distance. You wouldn't go on stage, whip out your guitar, and start playing with your favorite band. Likewise, don't jump in asking personal and obvious questions to someone who you don't know expecting anything other than profanity.

Ya he's a fucking idiot

 

[thatworstman]

So folks, I decided to ask Coleslaw what he thought about the situation on Twitter. Didn't expect a reply, but I actually got one. It's pretty indicative of how he feels about his family right now, and very understandable.

http://i.imgur.com/KysWan1.png

What made you think this was a good idea?

TBH I was bored. I didn't think it was a "good" idea, but since he hadn't replied to anything chris related ever on twitter, so I thought it was a shot in the dark. So, an "interesting" one. Had no idea a real response would be had, but if there was one, was hoping to have something indicating his general attitude and/or awareness. Which I got, surprisingly enough.



I hear you, but this is the thing. We have a thread entitled "The Coleslaw Smithey Thread" and he has an entry on the CWCiki. And he is a fame whore. In this case I figured it was fine to ask randomly over twitter. Unlike, say, calling Rocky and pretending to be a Doc, or driving by his house or leaking his gal-pal's GFB statuses.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

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He's probably telling you that because you are, in fact, a fucking idiot for bothering someone you don't know with questions about their personal life.

 

[qld]

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If anyone ever paid C0le Smithey to drink beer with C0le Smithey *cough*whore*cough* I imagine they may do a little research before the big date. Considering googling "C0le Smithey" leads you to Sonichu as the third result, and "C0le Smithey Film Critic" comes in seventh, I'd say the odds are the john buying Coleslaw's time will inevitably say something along the lines of "So what's this Sonichu thing?..."
Would Coleslaw end the date early and refund the ebay purchase price, or is he willing to talk about it as long as you pay up? I don't care about Cole Smithey. I believe he is an emotionally and morally bankrupt whore, and although it may not be his fault, it's still what he is. It may be that Barb was molested when she was a little girl. Vicious cycle and all that, you know? It doesn't excuse her, but it would explain a lot. If that were so, would she suddenly be entitled to a lessened level of blame?

 

[RP 520]

So folks, I decided to ask Coleslaw what he thought about the situation on Twitter. Didn't expect a reply, but I actually got one. It's pretty indicative of how he feels about his family right now, and very understandable.

http://i.imgur.com/KysWan1.png

Both of you acted idiotically, you for poking Cole about CWC and expecting him to not fly off the handle and looking like a ween. Then you posted it on here.

...and Cole for flying off the handle when he should be smart enough to know that responding to a message about CWC at all, let alone in such a way he did will cause a surge in ween attempts to try to get him to tard rage. Though we might see it differently, to the ween he basically just said: "hey, poke me about my idiot half-ork brother enough and I might just give you lulz ".

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

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I dunno. Cole puts himself out there and clearly wants to be some sort of "public figure." Problem is..and this seems to be a family trait...he seems to want it to be completely on his terms. It's like if you asked one of the lesser Baldwins about their much more famous, much more interesting brother and he reacted like "STOP TALKING TO ME ABOUT ALEC BALDWIN! WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HEAR ABOUT MY EXPERIENCE STARRING AS BARNEY RUBBLE IN VIVA ROCK VEGAS?!...Bidding starts at $250."

 

[Batman]

I dunno. Coleslaw puts himself out there and clearly wants to be some sort of "public figure." Problem is..and this seems to be a family trait...he seems to want it to be completely on his terms. It's like if you asked one of the lesser Baldwins about their much more famous, much more interesting brother and he reacted like "STOP TALKING TO ME ABOUT ALEC BALDWIN! WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HEAR ABOUT MY EXPERIENCE STARRING AS BARNEY RUBBLE IN VIVA ROCK VEGAS?!...Bidding starts at $250."

Asking Cole about Chris n' Barb might as well be equivalent to asking Jodie Foster about John Hinckley Jr.

The guy's a colossal dick but I don't blame him for not helping/not wanting to talk about his abusive mother and her tardspawn.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

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The guy's a colossal dick but I don't blame him for not helping/not wanting to talk about his abusive mother and her tardspawn.

This I agree with completely. I guess I just don't think someone deserves to be repeatedly called a "fucking idiot" for it, really.

 

[CatParty]

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The guy's a colossal dick but I don't blame him for not helping/not wanting to talk about his abusive mother and her tardspawn.

This I agree with completely. I guess I just don't think someone deserves to be repeatedly called a "fucking idiot" for it, really.

I agree and disagree. Like how often would one assume cole gets bombarded by "fucking idiots" over Chris and barb. He wants nothing to do with them, but yet he probably gets this shit all the time from weens or wanna be white knights sayin he should talk to his mother.

(Oh god. Did I just defend cole? I feel so dirty)

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

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Yeah, he wants nothing to do with them, but I just feel like that's part of the price he'll pay for his own desire for fame or renown. Like, you don't see or hear about this happening to whatever Bob's other kids' names are. Maybe it does...I'd wager it does, actually...but Cole DOES want attention. He just wants the kind that he wants, and that just won't happen. Unfortunate for him that his primary source of fame is his retarded half brother, but there's no changing that. If you want attention but have done literally nothing of note, you kind of have to expect that people will want to ask about the things in your life that they actually find interesting.

So I guess what it really boils down to is tough luck, Cole, but you really have no choice at this point other than to get used to it. DON'T respond. DON'T dignify this sort of shit with a response...but don't expect it to stop, either.

 

[CatParty]

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I was just defending him using the term "fucking idiot"

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

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Yeah well not for nothing, but what the Chandlers don't know could fill a warehouse.