🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[412-L]

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1464873190832971780

I have never seen someone stupid enough to manage to fuck up a "That's what she said" joke

That wasn't a fail. That's his inner coprophiliac coming out.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine all the dirt Nora’s family must have on him. Bitch better step off and show some respect to his Paki superiors.

 

[412-L]

a fat little midget with a dolphin laugh hopped on a harassment campaign and doxed a tranny who doxed him back just by knowing he was the fattest grossest most womanly bitchmade person in the room who then posted his ssn and memphis micro to imageboards and he was then jailed for committing a hate crime against a minority either hispanic or female cop tanking the optics of the movement so hard even trolls who swat women for fun had to back off and disavow, next he came back and literally reeee'd on a gay injuns show but the tape is lost but it caused him to make his own dead air news hour with an asian twink and a somehow fatter and shorter homosexual.

next he befriended alot of people he "knew" were pedos but still plugged their shit and befriended them anyway and used them to dox and harass his own paypigs for fun, while getting drunker and doing tons of pills with his ugly but actually seemingly decent educated and reasonably polite paki child bride until he od'd on stream and shat and puked himself watching cp with his mother dying in the background, next he watched cp with warski and tanked his career to rail about a corn joke with a minor critique that he should not randomly harass peoples families for fun or create tons of bad blood just because his wife across the seas never fucked him except in his ass like his chomo dad. while sperging out because people called him a fatty little midget and saw his fat rolls dubbed the gunt and at the prodding of a fatter canadian and his stoned out feeder friend and baron edge the british nobleman

he then got femdommed and cuckolded by a middle age roastie ass napkin picker who made him legally squeal instead of even saying her name and groomed a white child in cali with the help of a greasy mexi-jew human trafficker and had her doped up and fucked by diddlers to pretend his ftm clitty could impregnate someone and his mom finally withered away in the corner starting an anti covid resitriction and anti steam punk mirror ralph arc that persists to this day where he has over 6 gorillion legal and criminal cases along with constant rage sharts, heart attacks, and almost dying on the road trying to run red lights at high speeds while checking kiwifarms and doxing his own son for spite then to whore him out for a new nissan and possibly even selling his own son as an nft. while living with the shame of the child bride trying to leave him for another methed up cp peddling chomo creep who he somehow managed to cover for by somehow being less likeable despite his pa attempts to get us to suicide faith vickers to death.

all while wearing a hat that says KID DIDDLER in bold to own the karenfarms and his ped0fyle enemy international child porn trafficker J0SHOEA CONNAH MUUN and supposedly fucking a horse to make a hirse or porse or a hig to the disapproval of his (ftm) jewish parents who are now alogging him as well.

very very simple stuff guys

 

[Ratling]

Also look at the shoes.

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oh nonononononono

 

[Haru Okumura]

Ethan, determined to end up in a California jail cell, is seething about Faith again:




Tweet / https://archive.md/S8NCY

He's also lying about the point at which May entered the equation in the very same thread he calls Faith a liar.

 

[Cow Poly]

Imagine being so insecure that the only way you have the ability to end a relationship is to have a backup lined up and ready to go. Just kick the bitch out. You don’t need another bitch to “tell you it’s ok” unless you are super low T.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Ethan, determined to end up in a California jail cell, is seething about Faith again:

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Tweet / https://archive.md/S8NCY

He's also lying about the point at which May entered the equation in the very same thread he calls Faith a liar.

I have a feeling The Gunt won't like going back to jail.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ethan, determined to end up in a California jail cell, is seething about Faith again:

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Tweet / https://archive.md/S8NCY

He's also lying about the point at which May entered the equation in the very same thread he calls Faith a liar.

Lol. Gunt doesn’t realize he’s with an even worse BPD headcase, but since she’s a decade older her manipulation skills are way better than the teenagers. May is just an evolved, old Faith.

The Gunt thinks the loli-loving leftovers from an druggie anime troon YTuber who wanted to be in a threesome with his pregnant teen GF and got pregnant ASAP once baby mama 1 was gone is a totally sane, trad, GF. LMFAO.

 

[Keranu]

Ethan, determined to end up in a California jail cell, is seething about Faith again:

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Tweet / https://archive.md/S8NCY

He's also lying about the point at which May entered the equation in the very same thread he calls Faith a liar.

So Ralph claims to be a victim of spousal abuse now? He has truly gone full circle into the SJW female persona like the woman he is.

 

[The Wokest]

Ethan, determined to end up in a California jail cell, is seething about Faith again:

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Tweet / https://archive.md/S8NCY

He's also lying about the point at which May entered the equation in the very same thread he calls Faith a liar.

What is that "I regret nothing and would do it all over again" bit supposed to mean? Is he trying to spin this in a "do not stick your dick in crazy" and "I'm glad I left that crazy bitch" sort of way.
Because Ralph you did not leave Faith she left you. And you begged her to stay and have threesome with you and a horse over texts or is that NOT TRUUU either?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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Tweet / https://archive.md/S8NCY

He's also lying about the point at which May entered the equation in the very same thread he calls Faith a liar.

Did Faith actually accuse him of rape, I thought it was just Ethan acting aggressive.

 

[veri]

Ethan, determined to end up in a California jail cell, is seething about Faith again:

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Tweet / https://archive.md/S8NCY

He's also lying about the point at which May entered the equation in the very same thread he calls Faith a liar.

he’s tweeting like a battered wife here hey ralph you’re a little bitch for tweeting about how scared you were of a highschooler half your age

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Did Faith actually accuse him of rape, I thought it was just Ethan acting aggressive.

He's said this a few times now and I have no idea where it's coming from.
The only thing I can think of is Faith's suggestion that she was blackout drunk/high the whole time there and she can't be sure who the father is, but that is a weird way of looking at it.
Other than that it would be the texts that AHCuck showed on stream where Faith says she is afraid of Ralph but for fucks sake he knew that before he took her back, got her pregnant and tried to impose a "threesome or else" rule in the relationship.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Did Faith actually accuse him of rape, I thought it was just Ethan acting aggressive.

He’s just being a hysterical little bitch.

She accused people before Ralph of rape but not the big fat teenage groomer and impregnator himself that I ever recall. She just said he gave lots of booze, was an asshole and emotionally abusive.

he’s tweeting like a battered wife here hey ralph you’re a little bitch for tweeting about how scared you were of a highschooler half your age

No shit. A 36 year old man whining about being victimized by a teen girl he got pregnant and humiliated by releasing revenge porn on. This fat fuck has not one iota of pride or self-awareness.

 

[veri]

so according to the gunt unfollowing someone = snaking. his twitter numbers are really all he has left i think at this point if he loses his twitter he’ll kill himself

also bragging about his 800 viewers. ralph should be honest and post his real numbers not including viewbots and extra chrome tabs

he’s also so desperate for a win that he has to post a screenshot of an email he got sent by a fan that definitely wasn’t from an alt account

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine being so insecure that the only way you have the ability to end a relationship is to have a backup lined up and ready to go. Just kick the bitch out. You don’t need another bitch to “tell you it’s ok” unless you are super low T.

This is high school girl behavior. Ethan Ralph is so fragile and afraid of being alone that he begged Faith to stay and needed a backup bitch to get over her. He also suicide baited her (thanks for the reminder @My Cat Is Racist). Someone send him some testosterone supplements.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

This is high school girl behavior. Ethan Ralph is so fragile and afraid of being alone that he begged Faith to stay and needed a backup bitch to get over her. Someone send him some testosterone supplements.

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If taken literally, Ralph celebrated the first year of May and his relationship a few weeks back - yet now he is here saying a year ago he was stuck in a relationship with Faith. Could just be his sloppy language, but it does seem to back up the fact he cheated on his teenage baby momma to be.

Then again, Faith invited her into the house it seems - but you never know what wheels within wheels were going on in the background. The whole situation is fucked, and no-one is without fault but Ralph definitely has to hold the majority of the blame.

Yes, Faith is a crazy BPD teenager - Ralph was told this from the get go - but ultimately, if the relationship was abusive we all know who was doing the abusing. I can guarantee you that it wasn't the pregnant, mentally ill teenager without their own source of income, isolated from any familial support and living with a substance abusing felon...

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Why does May's face remind me of the braindead tard babies in the tard babies thread. Anyone else seeing this?

I don’t know the legendary Kiwi that made this image, but no, you are not alone in seeing a tard baby.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

he’s also so desperate for a win that he has to post a screenshot of an email he got sent by a fan that definitely wasn’t from an alt account

You're right, that "lol" at the beginning is awfully suspicious. Besides what is this supposed to prove other than he is incapable of not sperging even when he's supposed to be "on vacation".

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

Ethan, determined to end up in a California jail cell, is seething about Faith again:

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Tweet / https://archive.md/S8NCY

He's also lying about the point at which May entered the equation in the very same thread he calls Faith a liar.

Yes, Ralph, thank God that May came along and saved your nearly 40-year old ass from the big, scary 19-year old girl. Real alpha shit there, buddy.