Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[RainwaterDrop]

Maybe TamHam opens up new accounts in Jack's name and is just going to let him take the debt to the grave?

I don't know much about the american legal system, but wouldn't they purchase all that shit under Jack's name too, meaning collections would come for all the stuff they bought and didn't pay for? It's pointless on the long term if that's the case lol!

I never thought of this before but do you think either of them got a PPP loan for their 'businesses?'

Lots of people got those and mostly the biggest retards doing it to buy expensive shit got caught, so it's possible it happened!

 

[Fatty2988]

I don't know much about the american legal system, but wouldn't they purchase all that shit under Jack's name too, meaning collections would come for all the stuff they bought and didn't pay for? It's pointless on the long term if that's the case lol!


Lots of people got those and mostly the biggest retards doing it to buy expensive shit got caught, so it's possible it happened!

I just did a search on the loan website under any name I could think of for them and their businesses and can't find anything. Usually the retards screaming the loudest about free handouts are the first in line to get them, so I'm a little surprised I can't find them.

 

[TurdFondler]

I don't know much about the american legal system, but wouldn't they purchase all that shit under Jack's name too, meaning collections would come for all the stuff they bought and didn't pay for? It's pointless on the long term if that's the case lol!

Any one item under 2 grand collections won't give a shit about. None of this is even worth the time and effort to seize or auction. His entire hoard could be sold off and they might not break even between the cube van and the auction house cut.

 

[DontEatThat]

Someone previously floated the theory they may also be mooching off Tammy's folks.

Im sure they are and I believe she is doing some kind of freelance work. However they are burning through cash fast and I suspect the reason why Jack was talking about big changes on his channels in early fall was a way to tell everyone hes making an effort. Hes been putting out bottom tier content and a his cry baby tours (I refuse to call it a war) shows him as an utter miserable human who just buys useless shit and eats garbage.

The reason why no one in the Scalfani clan is gonna cut shit off is because of how clannish they are and full devotion they have to false Christianity. Jack has lived his whole (adult) life being supported by people out of pity because of how shitty and incompetent he was. Im sure his story about him getting scraps was most likely him whining that hes still hungry and his mom sighs and gives him a 3/4 of an eaten meal to get him to shut up.

Its telling in any situation that does not directly involves his family Jack fucks up big time. Hes been denied working at Knotts Berry Farm, hes fucked up working as a DJ and admitted to being too fucking lazy to host a weekly local Christian version of Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. He cant function as a normal human in society without someone in his family taking pity on him and watching him stumble and fail as he goes along.

Anything he could credit to as a success, someone was pulling the strings. Im sure thats why shes so pissy and angry at everything. He has to feel like a big boy and show people he really is in charge and not his puppet masters so he acts like a bitter. shity food critic. Problem is with that is Jack would of needed to know what good food is and being a fucking subhuman who lived off of scraps and barely edible food he has no right to fucking judge or critique anything when he cant handle a whisper of criticism.

TLDG: Final stroke cant come fast enough.

Edit: Forgot his massive televised fuck up on WTIC

 

[captkrisma]

Any one item under 2 grand collections won't give a shit about. None of this is even worth the time and effort to seize or auction. His entire hoard could be sold off and they might not break even between the cube van and the auction house cut.

Another thing to factor in is how much these guys spend on going out to eat. The credit card company sees that most of the debt is coming directly from restaurants and they'd be inclined to write off a good chunk of that debt as a total loss. How you gonna repossess a digested burrito?

 

[Compositesludge]

Another thing to factor in is how much these guys spend on going out to eat. The credit card company sees that most of the debt is coming directly from restaurants and they'd be inclined to write off a good chunk of that debt as a total loss. How you gonna repossess a digested burrito?

Jack will have to prepare himself to film a very special episode of Jack on the Go.

 

[salmonellajack]

A seldom discussed fact on here is that Jack's mom funded his sauce company (source: his blog from the mid 00s) so I find it hard to hear him make her out to be an abusive asshole feeding him scraps.

 

[Adamska]

A seldom discussed fact on here is that Jack's mom funded his sauce company (source: his blog from the mid 00s) so I find it hard to hear him make her out to be an abusive asshole feeding him scraps.

His entire clan gave money to that failed idea. He also had a lot of help in getting his shit sauce put into stores from his brother Jim, who he never talks about or acknowledges due to Jim being gay.

This is why he will scream in entitled tard rage at Daddy-God when the spirit elevator starts blaring the Porky Pig rap as it shoots down to hell when he dies.

 

[stets]

His entire clan gave money to that failed idea. He also had a lot of help from his brother Jim, who he never talks about or acknowledges due to Jim being gay.

The only reason he made it into WalMart was because Jim was a buyer for them and held his hand through the entire process. Even with all the advantages, he still wasn’t willing to put the work in and publicly bashed Walmart after his product failed.

And Jim is still working to prop up his failure of a brother to this day. It’s obviously not a coincidence that Jim is now a bigwig merchandising executive for Doit, and it’s the only chain in the entire country that stocks the shit.

Jack’s always lacked the hustle necessary to be successful with a food product. There’s a dude in my city that sells some of the best crab cakes in the world. He’s been out slinging them at farmer’s markets for the past two decades and consistently growing his business. That’s the type of shit you gotta do to make it. Jack doesn’t have the work ethic to even do that for a weekend. He’d quit after an hour, hit up the Wendy’s drive thru for a frosty and large fries, and go home and take a nap.

 

[densedance]

, run up the credit card debt as high as they can go

I wonder that too. I mean sure they don't really eat "expensive" food all the time when they're out, but let's be honest, it still adds up.
Maybe we all where at one point where we tought "fuck, did I spend that much money this month for this type of food allready? That's quite unhealthy". Surely Fuel is cheaper in the States than here, but again, that adds up. We know he doesn't make any revenue from Youtube. Tamy doesn't work anymore unless she has some inheritage that we didn't know. Junior doesn't make that even barely even if he gives some money for them (if at all).

I don't know how it works in the states, but can he turn those visits at these venues in for tax reasons to write it off? I am sure he has "youtuber" or whatever you write in that case in the tax file as an occupation.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

I don't know how it works in the states, but can he turn those visits at these venues in for tax reasons to write it off? I am sure he has "youtuber" or whatever you write in that case in the tax file as an occupation.

You can but you have to hit certain revenue levels otherwise its counted as a hobby and cannot be deducted.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

His entire clan gave money to that failed idea. He also had a lot of help in getting his shit sauce put into stores from his brother Jim, who he never talks about or acknowledges due to Jim being gay.

This is why he will scream in entitled tard rage at Daddy-God when the spirit elevator starts blaring the Porky Pig rap as it shoots down to hell when he dies.

Can you help me visualize this? Is there a music video?

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

The unnecessary containers that Consoomer Jack talked about ordering finally arrived. The hoard increases.

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Are you fucking kidding me, did that fat fuck seriously spent that amount of money for cheap chinese plastic crap?

 

[stets]

I don't know how it works in the states, but can he turn those visits at these venues in for tax reasons to write it off? I am sure he has "youtuber" or whatever you write in that case in the tax file as an occupation.

He can write it off, but there are misconceptions about that. Just because you write it off doesn’t mean it’s free. Let’s say he spends $50 on BBQ wars and writes it off as a business expense. All that does is prevent him from paying income tax on that $50. He’s still spending $50 that he doesn’t have on crap he doesn’t need, but he just won’t pay the $15 in income tax or whatever on that.

Essentially Jack allows them to not pay taxes on any of the money they use to pay for food, travel, and dumb kitchen gadgets. But any real tax savings are lost because using the “it’s a tax write off” excuse constantly causes them to spend probably 2-3x what most American families their size would spend on these activities each year. They’re still ultimately paying good money on garbage they don’t need. They could stop Jack’s dumb project tomorrow, lose the tax write off, and ultimately save a ton of money because they would also change their consumption habits.

T&J services is the same type of thing. That new Mac Jack wants is a tax write off for that “business”. But they wouldn’t be buying a new, unneeded computer in the first place if the tax break wasn’t in place since they don’t need it. They ultimately end up spending more money having the tax break.

In the hands of responsible people, tax write offs are a good thing. In the hands of Jack and Tammy who just want to consoom, it’s financially destructive because it incentivizes bad behavior.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

 

[Aaway]

The only reason he made it into WalMart was because Jim was a buyer for them and held his hand through the entire process. Even with all the advantages, he still wasn’t willing to put the work in and publicly bashed Walmart after his product failed.

And Jim is still working to prop up his failure of a brother to this day. It’s obviously not a coincidence that Jim is now a bigwig merchandising executive for Doit, and it’s the only chain in the entire country that stocks the shit.

Jack’s always lacked the hustle necessary to be successful with a food product. There’s a dude in my city that sells some of the best crab cakes in the world. He’s been out slinging them at farmer’s markets for the past two decades and consistently growing his business. That’s the type of shit you gotta do to make it. Jack doesn’t have the work ethic to even do that for a weekend. He’d quit after an hour, hit up the Wendy’s drive thru for a frosty and large fries, and go home and take a nap.

much like his youtube career, jack actually did put in some effort in regards to his sauce back in the day by selling it at the local swap meet. that's where he met guy fieri and gave him a sample

remember, the whole reason he started youtube in the first place was because his brother told him it'd be a good way to advertise his sauce (which he used to do in every video)

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

How you gonna repossess a digested burrito?

In a perfect world his fat would be harvested and refined into useful hydrocarbons.

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder that too. I mean sure they don't really eat "expensive" food all the time when they're out, but let's be honest, it still adds up.

It's expensive when you order a giant pig trough of it and Scalfani it all down into your bottomless gut.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I live in a tropical place and bugs get into everything, not going to lie I looked them up because I could use some (mostly for flour, sugar, oats, etc.). But that price tag is insane. They have ones with plastic lids, I have no idea why you would need stainless steel for storage containers.

It's because with only one functioning arm it's the only way he can open a container. They're push the big button and the top comes off. Push it in again and it's sealed.

Of course he wouldn't have to do this if he went in for therapy and didn't tardrage like a toddler over it demanding that God heal him now now NOW!

 

[AnOminous]

In the hands of responsible people, tax write offs are a good thing. In the hands of Jack and Tammy who just want to consoom, it’s financially destructive because it incentivizes bad behavior.

I just wonder why Tammy signs off on this. Her own financial behavior is a good reason not to hire her for your own finances. And that would be the case even without Jack's insanely stupid "GiveMe Books" name.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

It's because with only one functioning arm it's the only way he can open a container. They're push the big button and the top comes off. Push it in again and it's sealed.

Of course he wouldn't have to do this if he went in for therapy and didn't tardrage like a toddler over it demanding that God heal him now now NOW!

But there's abolutely no need to buy that overpriced Oxo shyte when even at Amazon there's cheaper stuff available which can also be operated with one hand. Companies like Oxo thrive only because of dumbasses like Jack.