Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

There is literally not one sympathetic thing about them. I have more sympathy for Chris and he raped his mother.
It's funny because usually even with the worst of lolcows there's times where you can see the actual human being in all the mess and feel some slight pity.

Alyssa and pals though? Nope. Anytime you're tempted to feel sympathy you're shown a moment later why it's a waste of emotion.

Any pity I could manage went out the window with how they've been treating people's homes tbh. I'm still stunned at how shameless they were about it. Most people low enough to take advantage like that at least would have the self-awareness not to broadcast it all over their social media. They're so self-involved they don't even see how that shit looks to a normal person.
 
She claims she's Jewish via her dad, but she also claims she knows absolutely nothing about him but was "raised Jewish in honor of him"... by her supposedly hardcore Christian mother... who also refuses to tell her ANYTHING about her father whatsoever.

So no, she's not actually Jewish.

Edit: Remember she first came onto our radar pre-high holidays and she didn't mention them once. But ERMAGERD HERNNUKERH!!!
According to the Halakha - the collection of Jewish religious laws - ethnicity is inherited through the maternal side. Her alleged biological father could have been the living embodiment of every Jewish stereotype know to Man and it still wouldn't matter since her mother is a shiksa.

Edit: I accidentally failed to misgender Alyssa. Mea maxima culpa.
 
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I don't usually get mad at lolcows. If anything I appreciate their existence for giving me something entertaining to laugh at or deconstruct.

Alyssa and the majority of the tranch clan make me MATI though.
That's a natural emotion. You stop feeling all of those after a while.
 
According to the Halakha - the collection of Jewish religious laws - ethnicity is inherited through the maternal side. His alleged biological father could have been the living embodiment of every Jewish stereotype know to Man and it still wouldn't matter since her mother is a shiksa.
Yup. So she's as Jewish as Lou Gagliardi.
 
According to the Halakha - the collection of Jewish religious laws - ethnicity is inherited through the maternal side. Her alleged biological father could have been the living embodiment of every Jewish stereotype know to Man and it still wouldn't matter since her mother is a shiksa.

Edit: I accidentally failed to misgender Alyssa. Mea maxima culpa.
Maybe her dad trooned out.

CHECKMATE, MAIMONIDES!
 
How much fuckin' food do these two need? I know Paul is a fatass, but goddamn, you'd think she was feeding a family of 6 with the way she collects food.
They don't need the majority of the food. I bet you anything most of the shit they get from conning food banks is just going to sit in their fridge for a little while before they throw it into the trash. I guess they just have some sort of compulsion to be wasteful... :(
 
They don't need the majority of the food. I bet you anything most of the shit they get from conning food banks is just going to sit in their fridge for a little while before they throw it into the trash. I guess they just have some sort of compulsion to be wasteful... :(


IKR? I can’t comprehend the fucking audacity of complaining about a FOODBANK not having enough of a “selection”. She and Paul are both working age adults with no actual disabilities or dependents - so get jobs! If I ran a foodbank and they came in they’d probably get a big bag of rice and a big bag of root vegetables, along with a free lecture about personal responsibility and not coming back. Certainly not a roast beef of the size that a family could make last several days.
 
Any pity I could manage went out the window with how they've been treating people's homes tbh. I'm still stunned at how shameless they were about it. Most people low enough to take advantage like that at least would have the self-awareness not to broadcast it all over their social media. They're so self-involved they don't even see how that shit looks to a normal person.
I think the problem is they’ve racked up so many Oppression Points by now, entirely by self selection, that they believe that no ethical or behavioural norm applies to them. They believe themselves the most deserving in any situation.
Thieving from a food bank is fine. Taking advantage of a stranger’s home and possessions is fine.
Lying to obtain benefits is fine.
Lazing around while begging is fine.
And their peer group of SJW types will cheer them on and reinforce this behaviour.
 
I think the problem is they’ve racked up so many Oppression Points by now, entirely by self selection, that they believe that no ethical or behavioural norm applies to them. They believe themselves the most deserving in any situation.
Thieving from a food bank is fine. Taking advantage of a stranger’s home and possessions is fine.
Lying to obtain benefits is fine.
Lazing around while begging is fine.
And their peer group of SJW types will cheer them on and reinforce this behaviour.
tfw agree but horrifying and mati (me, not you)
 
So many tweets that I can’t even (including many haram ones).


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It will not work.

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He’s a lazy cunt. Nag him more Alyssa.
 
So many tweets that I can’t even (including many haram ones).


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I really want to call my fat lazy bf out for not helping me with the bare minimum of household chores but instead I'm going to tweet a textbook example of passive aggression. Think it'll work?
 
IKR? I can’t comprehend the fucking audacity of complaining about a FOODBANK not having enough of a “selection”. She and Paul are both working age adults with no actual disabilities or dependents - so get jobs! If I ran a foodbank and they came in they’d probably get a big bag of rice and a big bag of root vegetables, along with a free lecture about personal responsibility and not coming back. Certainly not a roast beef of the size that a family could make last several days.
I think someone else mentioned it earlier, but can't a food bank effectively ban you for abusing their charity? I'm sure they have to deal with people like Alyssa and Bonnie, at least from time to time, so there has to be a limit of how much bullshit the food banks are willing to put up with. If someone came in and complained about the selection, to me, that's a red flag that they don't need a food bank. If you can look that gift horse in the mouth, you're obviously not starving. Alternatively, just look at Bonnie.

And remember the other munchie in Kevin's orbit who bitched about the food bank? It was Wedge, except he screamed about his "allergies" and "dietary restrictions."

Funny how Kevin has a specific type of orbiter that he attracts.
I think the problem is they’ve racked up so many Oppression Points by now, entirely by self selection, that they believe that no ethical or behavioural norm applies to them. They believe themselves the most deserving in any situation.
Thieving from a food bank is fine. Taking advantage of a stranger’s home and possessions is fine.
Lying to obtain benefits is fine.
Lazing around while begging is fine.
And their peer group of SJW types will cheer them on and reinforce this behaviour.
And they'll never understand why people get so pissed off at them. The entitlement is off the charts. If they "can't" work at somewhere like Walmart are Target, go on Indeed, and search for work from home entry level jobs. Start putting in applications, as many as you can, even if you don't think you're qualified. You don't even have to write a resume these days. Job sites like Indeed and Monster will do it for you. I'm not sure how well it works, but the option is there.

So it's pure, undiluted laziness and entitlement. And they think they've earned the right to act that way. Society is just so mean and cruel, how could they possibly function? And because society is so mean and cruel, they're 100% in the right to abuse the system, even at the cost of others. Because no one, not a single person, has to struggle like them. Other people could just use their privilege to get out of poverty! But not Alyssa and Bonnie. They have the worstest struggles and suffer the most awfulest oppression ever.

Life can be cruel, and it's rarely easy. I don't usually get Biblical on here, but there's a passage, Romans 5:3-4, that reads, "Not only so, but we also glory in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance; perseverance, character; and character, hope."

You have to keep going. You have to persevere through it, not sit around wallowing in your own misery. Nothing will change, and you'll continue being miserable.

But that takes work, so it's out of the question for Alyssa and Bonnie.
So many tweets that I can’t even (including many haram ones).


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It sounds like she's defending her alcoholic boyfriend.

"He just needs a drink to calm down sometimes."
"I'm sure he'd help if he could."
"This is just his way of dealing with his emotions."
"Well, I mean, he does help me sometimes. He just has to be in a good mood, and he's been going through a rough patch."

Seriously, Alyssa, this is Bonnie screaming loud and clear, "My wants come before your needs." You're anxious, you need help, and he doesn't care.

Also, can you "regenerate" spoons? I thought the whole point of the metaphor was that you only had a set amount of spoons to spend every day, which is why you need to budget your energy in the first place.
 
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Call me old fashioned, but leaving a note which basically says “Have a snack if you want to” is not an invitation to snoop through my personal possessions, steal my drugs (drugs are not food, guys) and fuck up my vinyl. It definitely doesn’t extend to posting pictures of my house on the internet and pissing in my bathtub. I‘m starting to believe she really is a robot baby. What adult would consider any of this appropriate?

Also it would be so easy just to limit her Twitter feed to grifting, cute rats and flattering photos if she needs it to make money/do sex work. No one forces her to post details of her crimes and queef bubbles.
I’m guessing so many people who use dog walking/sitting apps allow dog sitters to help themselves to the fridge because they know dog walkers don’t get paid much, and are probably struggling. This way, they feel like they’re doing a good thing, and (hopefully) motivating the sitter to take better care of their dogs. And then she goes and does something like this.

Yeah beating this dead haram horse again even though everyone else has already said it but this is a genuinely sad collection for someone who calls herself a Kinkster. Like, sure, that’s a lot of dildos, but there’s no variety in the toys at all, they’re all penetration toys. No foreplay toys, vibrators, or bondage gear. Like… not even a magic wand?
Everything on that table is so redundant. Just shit for her to stick in her holes. This speaks volumes to the actual quality/nature of her “sex work”, lmfao, She’s so vanilla?
A meter-long butt plug is “vanilla”, now? Damn, i must be out-of-touch with today’s youngsters, i thought that was pretty haram.

IKR? I can’t comprehend the fucking audacity of complaining about a FOODBANK not having enough of a “selection”. She and Paul are both working age adults with no actual disabilities or dependents - so get jobs! If I ran a foodbank and they came in they’d probably get a big bag of rice and a big bag of root vegetables, along with a free lecture about personal responsibility and not coming back. Certainly not a roast beef of the size that a family could make last several days.
I’ll bet they play up the “poor oppressed troon couple” angle at the food bank, so the volunteers are like “aw… let me help out the poor widdle twrans”
 
Sooo she’s teaching Bonnie how to bake (lmao) and while the pie crust chills, she decided to post a bunch of Islamic photos. I absolutely refuse to share it, so have this tweet instead. [A]
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I am cis and depressed but I do not want to kill myself, believe it or not. My face is the only thing I got goin for me, I ain’t gon get on the hormones and fuck that up too!
 
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