Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Stepping Down, Report Says

[General Tug Boat]

I hope after the pajet takes over the blue bird looney troon platform. We get to see the street shitting part of the platform open up. It would be a great way to see the platform buckle and die.

 

[Your Local Immigrant]

Every opinion is like an asshole according to agrawal.
Poo in the loo for all opinions.

 

[CaesarCzech]

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https://twitter.com/paraga/status/28773976508

off to a good start

Dont tell me they are incapable of doing selective purge wiping out most of controversial stuff and leaving some of it and "normal" posts up few hours before they take charge. Like selective purge that doesnt make it obvious like WTF you are CEO OF SOCIAL MEDIA YOU RETARDED AMOEBA WITH ENTITLEMENT COMPLEX OF KAREN AND INTELIGENCE OF RETARDED BEE.

 

[In Memoriam]

Everyone: *hates dude*
Company: *replaces dude*
Replacement: *is worse*

Every. Fucking. Time.

 

[Bisteca Toblerone]

100% he has asked a woman online to open her bobs and vagene for him.

So something like this?

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[Gar For Archer]

nah
large discord servers resemble subreddits more than they resemble the small forums and chatrooms of yesteryear

If you're frequenting large Discord servers, that's your problem and nobody else's.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Looking forward to Twitter being fully made up of corporate interests , biased journos and that random guys old uncle that just calls people niggers , oh wait

 

[Pyrus]

Twitter and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[CaesarCzech]

Wait a moment from seeing twitter comments he pissed Modi Brigade as in Indian equivalent of 50cent Chinese brigade, basically Nationalist Paid Propaganda trolls oh boy this is gonna be entertaining, Indians have their uses when properly commanded by superior civilisation, Finally figured why Britain wanted it lol.

 

[Dreamer]

Honestly, if twitter really cranked down on censorship that would be great, it should also make it harder to make an account. They should go full resetera.
why?
Because if they ban those pesky "undesirables" then:
a) they will have to find a new place (maybe even fedaverse?) which is great since it stops the information monopoly
b) they will stop arguing with lefties and as a result pushing both sides to progressively more retarded extremes
c) maybe twitter will die as a result of loss of engagement
d) we can watch hugboxes spiral without outside interference

Lets not pretend anything good ever came of people sperging at each other on twitter. Its not like you can change anyone's mind.
And if undesirables decide to just put up with it and still watch twitter without being able to post they deserve it.

 

[Maurice Caine]

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Discord is even worse about censorship than twitter. Centralization is always bad.

I dunno, I couldn't even call someone a nigger more than once or twice before being banned on Twitter. On Discord it's my #1 most used word and I still haven't been banned.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

You know, I always got a sort of Trump scenario vibe whenever I'd see Jack. Meaning, I think he started with good intentions and with a goal to make money, but then people around him turned those good intentions into a slipper slope that devolved into what we have now. Twitter wasn't so bad in the beginning, it really started to fly off the rails second term of Obama. Side note, I only mentioned Trump because he lacked people around him during his presidency to reason and bolster his ideas; they instead just tried to convince him that their establishment ideas were the right path.

I wager they are gonna put some neutral evil sort in the position instead. Either that or have none and just have a board or league of exceptional gentleman who are also troons.

 

[thisighuf]

Someone Tried to make a thread On Jack years ago, looks a bit satire but seems to have aged well.

 

[Neil]

Please please please GOD let this begin the end of Twitter. I hope they ban porn and "female presenting nipples" so people leave that shithole website in droves, leaving only the politispergs that already infest that site to further rot it from the inside out.

A big part of why entertainment sucks these days is because artists are put right up alongside politics and politicians on the trending tab, meaning that everyone now thinks they have to be a hyper-opinionated political activist and shove e-politics into all of their work. Getting all the artists to fuck off Twitter and go to a less politicized space would do fucking wonders.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Ralph is going to get banned so fast now.

 

[Max Free]

Are they going to cooperate with foreign prosecution for violation of local "hate speech laws" like the german NetzDG now?

 

[The Last Stand]

Meanwhile Mark Zuckerburg is still here. I guess banning Trump was his coup de grace, now he doesn't want to deal with the hugbox.

 

[HumanHive]

I dunno, I couldn't even call someone a nigger more than once or twice before being banned on Twitter. On Discord it's my #1 most used word and I still haven't been banned.

Someone needs to report you, but once that happens they’ll investigate anyone associated with you.

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

Goodbye weirdo hipster
Hello BOBS AND VAGEEN