DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
My favorite Phil "growth" has to be his Twitter.
Turns off replies, goes off for hours and hours about how this is good for his Twitter engagements. Everyone is afraid to Like/RT/Reply to his posts because they see all the troll replies and become afraid they'll get trolled too, and because of this he gets way less retweets and likes than any other 25000-follower, verified Twitter account. Turning off the replies is a positive change, he's TAKING BACK HIS TWITTER, dood!
Here's just a few of examples of what it looks like when you've taken back your Twitter.
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I believe one cannot even retweet him if they are not his follower.
I have not played with it.
With the doxxing situation I would ABSOLUTELY be afraid to interact as he does not give a shit what happens to his followers aside from money.
 
nah bruh its worse first thing outta his mouth was CYBER MONDAY!!!! then played a cringe soundclip like a clown. literally as soon as "prestream podcast" started

now hes talking about how he got a xbox series X to future proof himself. didnt he get his consoles gifted to him?
Fuck and I thought I would come back after a week to the same shit different day but he is full on just slipping.
 
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Can we all just take a moment and bask in the absolute audacity of a man to make a podcast about his own stream which airs before the stream? If this had been like a Bill Burr Monday Morning Podcast, where Billy redhead rants about funny shit that happened to him I would be all for it, or a segment where he talks to diferent people about interesting things. Instead, this is Phil discussing Phil, before Phil comes on. The man has no experiences that happened in the last decade that he can relate to the average person. He never leaves the house. He isn't even forced to leave by virtue of going to work everyday.

If Phil interviewed paypigs every day for his podcast that would be infinitely more entertaining than his "prestream podcast." If he really wanted to be like Howard Stern he would have detractors on.
 
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I love the 60-year old yuppie grandmother Christmas decorations he has. Nothing says Feliz Navidad like beige, gold and white. I’d say it just looks like he raided a TJMaxx bargain bin but I don’t think he’s been in one for the last decade so he might’ve been too intimidated by the inevitable detractor assault awaiting him within so he probably just asked Ma Burnell to send him whatever.

That or it was all just what he was able to find at Fred Meyer.
 
Wallhack = able to glitch into walls and shoot people through them but being invulnerable themselves.

Much like his take on rainy day fund I believe this is Phil misunderstanding a concept but refusing to own up to it. To my knowledge wallhack has always meant what Phil says the "modern" understanding of it is. As it was a thing already during the initial release of Half Life 1 Deathmatch.
 
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my tism is triggered...

what ever wheelchair when phil did this he aligned everything vertical alignment with the center but didn't take into account the tips bar. So now you have the Stream in prestream being cut off by the tips bar. The boarder on the Titan Panel Beg Bar (sorry it looks like a wow add on) is the same width as the border on the overlay so it looks like...my god...tism overload.

and why the brick wall but then using using 8-bit wonder font!? Why this mishmosh of colors? Why not just make the tips panel part of the overlay? This shouldn't shock me I'd say low effort but this looks like effort was put in to make it look like shit.

I shouldn't be surprised, and yet here I am
 
want you kids to really sit there for a moment and consider just how superficially phil experiences video games. how he never actually gets to enjoy them to the extent they can be enjoyed.

what i mean by this is phil has played through all of skyrim and all of fallout 4. i did too. but now that i have a pretty good PC, i just bought both skyrim and fallout 4 on the steam sale, i never got to experience these games with mods. skyrim is the most modded game in the world, so playing it with mods is kinda the definitive experience and i never got that experience. so i'm fixin' that.

this is an experience phil will never have in his life due to his own lack of intelligence. really consider that, he spent over 100 hours in a video game, but will never actually get to truly experience that game.
It’s more than that, really. Think of how many story or art based games Phil has played over the past decade or so (what with his dedication to the newest, hottest titles) and how many of them he actually enjoyed and experienced.

You can see this regularly, anytime Phil plays a game with deep characters or plot/lore or world-building, it all goes directly over his head both because he’s retarded, AND because he spends most of his gameplay sessions in those games zoning out, ignoring critical moments and information, begging for money, or chuckling at unfunny dick jokes like he’s 14. It’s infuriating if you actually enjoy the game, to have it ruined and boiled down to “penis cock ass tit bitch slut sex balls nuhuhuhuhuh” by this dickhead.
 
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I love the 60-year old yuppie grandmother Christmas decorations he has. Nothing says Feliz Navidad like beige, gold and white. I’d say it just looks like he raided a TJMaxx bargain bin but I don’t think he’s been in one for the last decade so he might’ve been too intimidated by the inevitable detractor assault awaiting him within so he probably just asked Ma Burnell to send him whatever.

That or it was all just what he was able to find at Fred Meyer.
He still has the empty box exposed. Won't even slide the cloth over six inches.
 
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