Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

So many tweets that I can’t even (including many haram ones).


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It will not work.

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He’s a lazy cunt. Nag him more Alyssa.
Literally what parents do to try and coax their fat, lazy children to help out. Bonnie is a piece of shit who thinks he is manipulating you because you have retarded lady brains, Alyssa. His hubris will be his downfall when you accuse him of rape and abuse, though :popcorn:

It was like 10 AM their time when she made that tweet. What did fat Bonnie do to tucker himself out already? Roll over to smoke a bowl and shove roast down his gullet? I wonder if he just pisses in bottles and makes Alyssa throw them out lol


I noticed her Twitter isn't private anymore. Guess she's no longer worried about "stalkers"
The tweets were getting leaked and she didn't want to go through her friend list and block potential paypigs.
 
Call me old fashioned, but leaving a note which basically says “Have a snack if you want to” is not an invitation to snoop through my personal possessions, steal my drugs (drugs are not food, guys) and fuck up my vinyl. It definitely doesn’t extend to posting pictures of my house on the internet and pissing in my bathtub. I‘m starting to believe she really is a robot baby. What adult would consider any of this appropriate?

Also it would be so easy just to limit her Twitter feed to grifting, cute rats and flattering photos if she needs it to make money/do sex work. No one forces her to post details of her crimes and queef bubbles.
Most importantly, Alyssa and Paul both know that the owner can't go to the cops over this for theft. It would just end up as a "please arrest me for having mushrooms" instead of any action against the people who stole all their stash. That techbro Rover company has already proved that it doesn't give a damn about workers that kill clients' dogs, much less workers that go into client homes to steal drugs and film pornography. I doubt anything would happen even if the client found these tweets and sent them to Rover. The Rover app is basically an in for Alyssa to gain entry to housing units and steal shit without the possibility of consequences. It's a revolving door of homes to raid. I wouldn't be shocked if there was a lot of this kind of theft happening within the app ecosystem.
 
O/T but I really didn't know the 'Islamic' rating is a negative one. I affectionately assign it to posters who managed to sufficiently gross me out. After all, that's what I'm here for!

Also, I'm pretty sure the moon is mostly used to indicate the lunacy of the quoted content, not of the reporter.
Yeah, I've seen some of our resident schizo posters like Pamela get moon ratings but it's mainly the lunacy of the person being talked about.

I get rainbows a lot. I like to think it's because everyone shares my optimism but I suspect it's actually just a wholesome way of calling me dumb.
 
O/T but I really didn't know the 'Islamic' rating is a negative one. I affectionately assign it to posters who managed to sufficiently gross me out. After all, that's what I'm here for!

Also, I'm pretty sure the moon is mostly used to indicate the lunacy of the quoted content, not of the reporter.
Worrying about whether a rating is positive or negative is a mistake.
 
O/T but I really didn't know the 'Islamic' rating is a negative one. I affectionately assign it to posters who managed to sufficiently gross me out. After all, that's what I'm here for!
The hilal and nijmah is the most coveted of all stickers. True warriors of Allah stw should strive to cultivate their majesty.
 
O/T but I really didn't know the 'Islamic' rating is a negative one. I affectionately assign it to posters who managed to sufficiently gross me out. After all, that's what I'm here for!

Also, I'm pretty sure the moon is mostly used to indicate the lunacy of the quoted content, not of the reporter.
Same here. I don’t think anyone on this site really cares about their reaction score, anyway.
 
The hilal and nijmah is the most coveted of all stickers. True warriors of Allah stw should strive to cultivate their majesty.
Inshallah, Brother and well said. I only bless posts with said rating when they meet the exacting standards of the Prophet (PBUH) and the wise and most merciful Allah.
 
So many tweets that I can’t even (including many haram ones).


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He’s a lazy cunt. Nag him more Alyssa.
Kindness does the vast majority of the cooking from the looks of it, so in a fair and equitable relationship Bonnie would just clean the kitchen unprompted, without bribery.

I love that Bonnie is such a shit that it's not even "I'll make you pie if you clean the kitchen", it's "I'll make you pie if you help me clean the kitchen". And it still doesn't work, because Bonnie doesn't give a shit about Kindness's feelings and knows that if he refuses to clean the kitchen she'll cave and do it herself, and then bake him a pie anyway. I am surprised to learn that he's apparently helping make the pie (although I suspect he's just watching for a bit and then will wander off to lie around on the couch more).
I really want to call my fat lazy bf out for not helping me with the bare minimum of household chores but instead I'm going to tweet a textbook example of passive aggression. Think it'll work?
Borderlines are terrified of abandonment. She's scared that if she makes a legitimately reasonable healthy direct demand like "please can you clean the kitchen for once" then Bonnie will decide he doesn't love her after all and leave.

However once the resentment builds to a sufficient level she'll engage in Splitting and decide he's literally Hitler and he needs to be destroyed, only to then swing wildly back to the other extreme. There's a famous book about BPD called "I Hate You, Don't Leave Me" and the title kinda sums it up.
 
I’m still fucking around on Twitter and uh… [A]
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Everything he said is a blatant lie. However, I really hope he doesn’t give Alyssa any authority whatsoever over the tranch, because as hilariously bad as that would be, I want the ranch to continue to EXIST. Alyssa’s retarded ass would immediately just demolish everything.
 
I’m still fucking around on Twitter and uh… [A]
nigga cant even clean dishes im sure fortune 500s are clamoring for their innovation and gumption. judging by those toys, the only thing these two know how to do is get fucked in the ass and frankly that seems quite the opposite of any business plan
 
I’m still fucking around on Twitter and uh… [A]
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Everything he said is a blatant lie. However, I really hope he doesn’t give Alyssa any authority whatsoever over the tranch, because as hilariously bad as that would be, I want the ranch to continue to EXIST. Alyssa’s retarded ass would immediately just demolish everything.
I cannot adequately express just how much I want to see a Bonobo and Kindless hostile Tranch takeover. Please, Santa, I've been a good Kiwi all year and this is all I've ever wanted.
 
I’m still fucking around on Twitter and uh… [A]
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Everything he said is a blatant lie. However, I really hope he doesn’t give Alyssa any authority whatsoever over the tranch, because as hilariously bad as that would be, I want the ranch to continue to EXIST. Alyssa’s retarded ass would immediately just demolish everything.
Can’t get a job/too lazy, need welfare and food stamps, “disabled,” but they could handle leadership of any kind? Oh please oh please let Paul bring Alyssa to the ranch and try to run it and stomp right on Phil’s toes. Sure, the tranch will probably go down rapidly, but it’ll go down in a blaze of glory and the Kevin & crew homeless saga will begin in its place!
 
I cannot adequately express just how much I want to see a Bonobo and Kindless hostile Tranch takeover. Please, Santa, I've been a good Kiwi all year and this is all I've ever wanted.

It wouldn't be that hostile. Paul and Sky are the only 2 there that own it.
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Maybe after a few months in the real world Pauly will return home to see how much of a rudderless mess the Tranch operation is and make some much needed change.
 
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