🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Jack Awful]

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Well he's back in gay baby jail

Make sure to cite it with his arrest records.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

wait a minute doesnt there appear to be a gap in the photo? between the 1 and the 0, i actually have a virginia license as well and the digits arent gapped that far

If you're talking about the Ashton Parks probable GayOps picture of Ralph's license, it says the height is "1.0".

 

[Nod Flenders]

Nigger are you a poet or something? There is no sympathy for May. I know it's tongue in cheek and ironic but this was always a bet on the wrong horse.

It's impossible to have any sympathy for May, especially since she's a pedo.

 

[Image Reactions]

Of course he did. Wtf does Ralph have to talk about on his boring ass show this week? He was desperate for something interesting. It can also dilute all the totally true shit you hear about Ralph (revenge porn, teen groomer, dead beat dad, etc..) as just all that crazy scheming from his haters. Just look what they tried to get this e-thot to do!

Ralph’s “you’re fine as fuck” “I’m a medium celebrity” and then the e-thots “just checking out your show now” and then instantly ready to go on it, is just some Ralph level caveman script. It probably killed him that he couldn’t make her a big KS fan from the start.

Nobody, not even a greedy e-thot, would google the KS and immediately be ready to go on it. Even the dumbest whore on earth would be hesitant to instantly associate herself with a political train-wreck banned from multiple platforms.

Imagine how shitty Ralph’s week for his show must be if he’s instantly ready to spotlight dang dirty trolling attempt gay ops with an e-thot. Maybe Ralph is finally realized most of his viewing value is that he lives his life like a Jerry Springer guest and is going to fully embrace it. He can make Pantsu take a paternity test on the show next week.

He will broadcast the live birth and even have special VIP tickets to come see it in person, only for the biggest KS fans.

 

[MeltyTW]

My first thought was that this is the stupidest gay op ever. All it does is make content for Ralph, and honestly if he gets that based (and I assume tradcath AS FUCK) findom mistress onto his show then kudos to him.

I talked her she says she doesn't want to get to know ralph at all and seems to be tired of even neutral or positive mentions of him. So pig most likely lied again

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

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Well he's back in gay baby jail

Edit: Already gone.
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I say it's very relevant.

GorillaWarfare is a massive cunt and even accidentally gunt guarding is still gunt guarding.

 

[ChromaQuack]

GollyGee I sure hate that GorillaWarfare, famous wikipedia admin favours Ethan Oliver Ralph, it sure would make me very mad if Ethan Oliver Ralph of the Killstream were to invite Molly White (GorillaWarfare) into his world renowed Alt-Right podcast known as the biggest and widest of the sector.

Please Ethan Oliver Ralph of the right-wing podcast 'The Killstream', do not invite Molly White A.K.A. GorillaWarfare to your show.

I would hate it for Molly White, better known as GorillaWarfare on wikipedia to be a guest in Right Wing podcast 'The Killstream', hosted by famous Gamer Gater Ethan Oliver Ralph.

 

[twozero]

GorillaWarfare is a massive cunt and even accidentally gunt guarding is still gunt guarding.

Jannying for Jimmy Wales for free is top-tier cuck behavior, maybe on par with being a Reddit mod.

 

[byuu]

All Wikipedia info boxes need a height and a dick size field.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

All Wikipedia info boxes need a height and a dick size field.

Still need that belly size for science, though.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Still need that belly size for science, though.

I wouldn't be surprised if his waist is more than his height.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I wouldn't be surprised if his waist is more than his height.

He has a negative ass so his actual waist is probably shockingly slim. His man tits are honestly bigger than his ass at this point, he just has an unbelievable amount of belly fat.

 

[MeltyTW]

He has a negative ass so his actual waist is probably shockingly slim. His man tits are honestly bigger than his ass at this point, he just has an unbelievable amount of belly fat.

his lower half is atrophied to hell, i wonder if its painful to even sit for him with all the weight coming down on load bearing toothpicks like that, he probably spends most of his time laid out letting his legs rot further

 

[Calefactorite]

his lower half is atrophied to hell, i wonder if its painful to even sit for him with all the weight coming down on load bearing toothpicks like that, he probably spends most of his time laid out letting his legs rot further

Maybe the weight is what pushes the sharts out.

 

[Blancmange]

his lower half is atrophied to hell, i wonder if its painful to even sit for him with all the weight coming down on load bearing toothpicks like that, he probably spends most of his time laid out letting his legs rot further

If you look at him and mentally remove the fat he is just a dainty manlet with bird bones. He doesn't even have fat guy strength, which is odd because normally when you overeat you build muscle as well as fat even if you sit on your ass all day. It seems to all go straight to his chin and gunt, which is probably why he has developed that permanent vulture-like hunchback. He doesn't have the strength to support the weight so his tiny bones bend under the strain. Also note his bow-legged lock knee stance, he will eventually become wheelchair bound when his legs can't bend backwards enough to balance his weight.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Maybe the weight is what pushes the sharts out.

I figured it was the decomposition gasses hitting a pressure suitable to shoot them out.

 

[veri]

ralph is sharting his pants his checkmark is for sure gone under this new ceo

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[Mr E. Grifter]

If you look at him and mentally remove the fat he is just a dainty manlet with bird bones. He doesn't even have fat guy strength, which is odd because normally when you overeat you build muscle as well as fat even if you sit on your ass all day. It seems to all go straight to his chin and gunt, which is probably why he has developed that permanent vulture-like hunchback. He doesn't have the strength to support the weight so his tiny bones bend under the strain. Also note his bow-legged lock knee stance, he will eventually become wheelchair bound when his legs can't bend backwards enough to balance his weight.

I'm pretty sure fat people who have that extra strength have it due to them heaving their Gunts around in search of their next bite to eat, and even then that's got its limits. Which makes sense, you develop muscle by breaking down the muscle filaments through exertion and your body increases muscle size during the repair process.

Ralph by all accounts is a very inactive person. Just think about what his daily routines are likely to entail - he sits his fat ass down on his chair and then fucks about on his computer until he fires up his stream and does much the same. During this period he will eat, shit and drink. Do you really think Ralph goes out shopping? No, of course he gets it delivered! A walk? No, he... May can drive him around.

This fat fuck referred to mowing the lawn as a workout. His lawn was tiny, it was an electric lawn mower - not one of those old manual ones that did require someone to heave them about.

Ralph has no muscle because he doesn't use them. He doesn't, even during coitus Ralph doesn't do anything. Just fat on a withered, Mr. Burns-esque body.

 

[AltisticRight]

The new CEO doesn't care about the First Amendment and neither does Ethan Ralph. We know Ralph loves the poo poo, time to out those trotters to work.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

ralph is sharting his pants his checkmark is for sure gone under this new ceo
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The Ralph vs pajeets saga is getting intense, first Nora leaves him, then they won't let Gaydur have a job, then Killstream TV, now they're coming for his checkmark. Based poobros can't stop winning!

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