If you were the me you delude yourselves to believe that i am, how will you spend my inheritance next week?

[Ultrapenguin]

Jesus christ Tom.

Sorry, I can't answer that question: I'm already a little stuck trying to wrap my head about being the kind of person who can unironically suggest that someone else is an idiot for thinking they'd spend their money frivolously, then immediately follow that up confirming that they spent the money frivolously by buying drugs and random trash.

 

[Niggernerd]

I'd rather be black or jewish than be you. Pedo dog fucker

 

[PFM]

Pay a maid to clean your hovel you disgusting pig

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

if i was @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg i would probably shit myself and do nothing with it and eventually someone will just take it from me cause i would be a weak old piece of shit who couldn't do anything about it anyway.

did i mention that i was never going to touch it? the check is being mailed to the bank and turned into a group savings account with four other signatures.

 

[Grub]

So far an advance my sister sent has purchased an ounce of the dank schwag ditch weed that looks like it was trimmed by a blind retard.

FTFY. Honestly, how can you even smoke that leafy garbage? It looks like shit. There's more leaf than bud in that picture.

 

[Just A Butt]

did i mention that i was never going to touch it?

you'll find a way to fuck it up somehow, you always do.

lol remember when you were catfished by a dead woman? lol

 

[XYZpdq]

you are clearly besieged with the burden of sin upon your soul
allow me to help you shoulder that burden, my brother

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Buy a plane ticket to a developing country of your choosing, a backpack full of basic sleeping, cooking, hydration, hygiene, and medical gear, and a waterproofed pocket thesaurus for the predominant local language. Withdraw a few hundred dollars worth of the local currency from the bank. Donate the rest of the money to a quality charitable organization, or put it into a diversified investment fund. Go out and meet people, have unexpected experiences, learn new things, get into a little trouble. Don't come back for at least a few months

This isn't a joke, this is a serious recommendation speaking from personal experience

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Jesus christ Tom.

Sorry, I can't answer that question: I'm already a little stuck trying to wrap my head about being the kind of person who can unironically suggest that someone else is an idiot for thinking they'd spend their money frivolously, then immediately follow that up confirming that they spent the money frivolously by buying drugs and random trash.

lol, weed is the main reason that I made it to 67 without killing anybody and is the only thing that dulls my empathic senses enough to be able to function at all in the presence of congenitally stupid , aggressive people without freaking out. This is what's so hilarious to you insane infantile imbeciles. For the past 20 some years, the admitting psychiatrists agree that they have nothing safer and more effective for a mood stabilizer/anti-psychotic than weed supported by valerian and kava.

the sabbath candles are for me to bench licht with on shabbos, schmuck. The weed is medicine and the candles are ceremonial tools.

If I suddenly woke up in Thomas's body with $16,000, I'd buy a rope, donate what's left to Null, and then hang myself.

how much would you need to do that looking at your own body?

Is this like a Freaky Friday situation, and you're in my body while I'm in yours? Because my priorities are going to shift drastically depending on which answer you give me.

no body swapping shit, no. this is just an invitation to my toxic fan club to imagine themselves to be me and spend my inheritance the way they think i would.

Thank @Daisymae / Sneasel for it. he's talking long shit about how i'm going to spend the money at AMB.

Oh my God fuck off.

triggered, snowflake? dilating might help.

 

[RollerGator]

If I were you I'd buy rope and a stepping stool.

 

[Daisymae]

triggered, snowflake? dilating might help.

Grandpa wants to sound like the kewl kidz, so he is stealing their hepcat lingo.

Pathetic old man.

 

[The Last Stand]

If I was you, I'd turn myself in to the nearest police station.

 

[zero-who]

no body swapping shit, no. this is just an invitation to my toxic fan club to imagine themselves to be me and spend my inheritance the way they think i would.

Alright, cool.
First, I'd rent out a motorboat, a trailer for the motorboat, and a van for the weekend. I'd donate the remainder to the Kiwi Farms for the express purpose of pissing you off.
Then, I'd apply for a credit card just to tank your credit score a little more, and buy a cinder block, some chains, and a gallon of pig blood.
Then, I'd drive out to the Pacific Ocean at night, get on the boat, commandeer it out to sea until I run out of fuel, pour the pig blood all over myself, tie myself to the cinder block with the chains, throw it overboard, and become food for every shark within a 15 mile radius.
Does that answer your question?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Look, everyone. I found out what Tom will spend his money on.
Hee name is Lady Saigon, and she'll always have the chest of a 10 year old boy. Just like Tom likes em'.

 

[Crunchy Oats]

PS that's not "dank" weed, lol, that's some shitty not even mature yet probably outdoor garbage weed that we sell to the college kids cause they don't know any better.

It's all dry and hard looking with a ton of stems, too lol
Did that even get cured? I don't even see very many trichomes

 

[zero-who]

lol, weed is the main reason that I made it to 67 without killing anybody and is the only thing that dulls my empathic senses enough to be able to function at all in the presence of congenitally stupid , aggressive people without freaking out.

Translation: "I am such a violent and mentally unhinged individual that I need to drug myself with ditch weed to stop myself from murdering everyone around me."
And you call us insane?

 

[Snuckening]

If I were you, I guess I'd beg for attention and try to fill the emptiness in my life, by constantly posting shit no-one cares about on a forum full of people who hate me. And try desperately to impress them with stories of money and photos of weed, like the insecure, low-class trash I am,

did i mention that i was never going to touch it? the check is being mailed to the bank and turned into a group savings account with four other signatures.

lol, the leeches and catfish are moving in already.

Assuming this money ISN'T fictional, and DOES somehow end up in Tommy's possession, how long til he either (1) gets fleeced by someone (probably either a young troon, or someone posing as a young troon) exploiting Tommy's sexual desperation/degeneracy, (2) gets fleeced by generic scammers, with some sketchy "investment" or "business deal", or (3) gets fleeced by some other hobo, selling him fake/under-size/dogshit-quality drugs?

 

[Monolith]

Twitter stock.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Same as you. Spend it before I had it, brag about it online, then quietly regret it until someone made me angry enough to come clean.

So, who bought your weed? MoneyMart?

 

[O.O]

Jesus Christ Tom, you downgraded. That shit looks even worse than your ditch weed.