Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Has any Goon gotten access to the remains? I've heard anything between turning his skull into an ashtray, or if he got cremated, snorting the ashes like cocaine.

Get's me thinking how Anon's would react if Moot died.
 
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WutangLee said:
Has any Goon gotten access to the remains? I've heard anything between turning his skull into an ashtray, or if he got cremated, snorting the ashes like cocaine.
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Shmorky stole the skull and sings to it every night hoping that Rich will rise up from Hell and tell him that suicide really isn't that hard and it's over quite quickly.
 
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Embaby Cumjar said:
They should have had an open casket with no reconstructive work and you're not allowed to bring flowers as offerings, only pies.
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They should have him in one of those trough style urinals for multiple men, so a whole line of people can shuffle by and piss all over his corpse, unembalmed like G.G. Allin's.
 
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BobbyBriggs69420 said:
I think I remember fishmech being posted about on SS as being one of SA's lowest effort beaded-lady surrounded by fast-food trash troon-outs, am I remembering that name right?
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I was having a reeeeeeeeeal dumb argument with somebody and somebody PMed me to tell me it was a Fischmech alt. I had never heard of him at the time and looked him up and felt dirty immediatly. Like I had been bullying a literal disabled person.

His pic is around. He is somewhere below Chrischan and Kevin in overall appearance.
 
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Ghostse said:
Its like the Ninth Gate, only the power on offer is unlimited Goldbelly instead of immortality
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Can you imagine Rich meeting the Whore of Babylon?

"I AM THE SCARLET WOMAN, THE WHORE OF BABYLON! I HAVE SOUGHT YOU OUT, RICHARD, TO BREED WITH YOU AND BRING ABOUT THE END OF DAYS!"

"No thanks, I'd rather just jerk off on your feet."
 
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RapidUnplannedDisassembly said:
It's funny after all this time and insisting his ex-fiancé and ex-wives were the crazy ones, then as history has shown they weren't, and the one time he actually DID fuck an unstable crazy bitch it wound up literally killing him.
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Ashlii might not be crazy but she sure is dumb as dogshit.
 
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Mendicant said:
you don't say? a dumb american girl? what a rare creature.
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Ashlii (or however you spell it) is from Canuckistan, hence the MapleWife moniker.

If she's back in Blackface Trudeau's neck of the woods with the kid there's no way in hell MomTax ever sees her again. And that's for the girl's best.
 
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