Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

There is so much to say about munchies and their expectation to have the red carpet rolled out for them at the ER, admitted straight to the suite for the most special-est, bravest sickie wickie warriors, but for now all I can muster is

HA. HA HA. THEY KNOW YOU’RE FULL OF SHIT VICKIE GO HOME
Medical errors and malpractice happen often. Far more often than most people realize. Why don't they happen more often to the munchies?

I've started to think that doctors actually indulge them to ensure a strong market for services when its not pandemic or whatever.
 
There is so much to say about munchies and their expectation to have the red carpet rolled out for them at the ER, admitted straight to the suite for the most special-est, bravest sickie wickie warriors, but for now all I can muster is

HA. HA HA. THEY KNOW YOU’RE FULL OF SHIT VICKIE GO HOME

Also please note that she is crying in the picture. Yes, she is crying because she didn’t get a fast pass to a hospital admission. The munchie mindset, I swear to god, I’ll never understand. View attachment 2759952View attachment 2759953View attachment 2759954
If her PCP truly wanted her admitted, they would’ve contacted the hospital and arraigned it. Or the ER would also recognize she needed to be admitted. Either way, it’s clear she’s fine and just a fat whiny munchie.
 
Autie has announced her intent to return. She now has this horrific danger hair which Vivian tennyson also has because they're going to stop rape worldwide by taking selfies with orange accessories. Yass activist kweens. This will definitely help. You solved rape!
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Look forward to some more terrible dancing and utter lack of hypermobility.
Ex Husband has taken the power chair and possibly the child I belive. Should be good.
 
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If her PCP truly wanted her admitted, they would’ve contacted the hospital and arraigned it. Or the ER would also recognize she needed to be admitted. Either way, it’s clear she’s fine and just a fat whiny munchie.
Patients hear "please go to the emergency department, I'll contact them and tell them you're coming" and assume they're going to get fast tracked. They are not. They wait in line like everyone else. All I do is send their records over and give the attending a heads up. This really doesn't even matter. I literally can not influence ED triage.

I can direct admit and bypass the emergency department entirely, but guess how often that's actually called for.
 
Autie has announced her intent to return. She now has this horrific danger hair which Vivian tennyson also has because they're going to stop rape worldwide by taking selfies with orange accessories. Yass activist kweens. This will definitely help. You solved rape!

Look forward to some more terrible dancing and utter lack of hypermobility.
Ex Husband has taken the power chair and possibly the child I belive. Should be good.
Receipts, please. A picture of dangerhair is fine and everything, but captions and whatnot are best kept archived. Best to archive what you can. Autie has and will DFE when she inevitably fucks up her image.
 
Receipts, please. A picture of dangerhair is fine and everything, but captions and whatnot are best kept archived. Best to archive what you can. Autie has and will DFE when she inevitably fucks up her image.
Here ya go quick and dirty screenshots. There is some exceptional dancing with exceptional edits but I am boomer and don't know how to screen record and quite honestly I can't tolerate watching her for more than a minute. Maybe some other kind kiwi can do it. Profile is public.
She's magically cured from EDS and doesn't need a wheelchair or a crutch or anything any more (lol it was your husbands chair and he's left you lol). It was her vagus nerve playing up all along apparently. and she's having trauma therapy. She claims to have been diagnosed with autism 8 years ago but her recent admit to psych notes only referred to her possibly having an autism spectrum condition.
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Here's the new trendy psych thing she's going on about. It has next to no evidence base but she's all better now.
 
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Patient suddenly got more painful and needed a new script, patient having a new symptom and the family needs help to understand and troubleshoot it, patient ran out of supplies unexpectedly, patient who is admitted to the service already needs to have a care conference/emergency emotional support because all the cousins came over and the patient can't shoulder the burden of single-handedly explaining the reality of dying to their family.
Spot on. Things like uncontrolled pain requiring adjustments to the dosage or rate of pain medicine delivered by a PCA are definitely hospice emergencies. A PCA, which stands for patient controlled analgesia, is a pump which provides a continuous dosage of pain medication while also allowing the patient to self-administer a predetermined bolus dose as needed every few minutes by pushing a button. The pump is preloaded with a vial of medication and then set to deliver it at a given rate. The vials are tamper proof and have to be replaced by the hospice nurse if they're being used at home.

For an example of a hospice emergency, picture a man dying of cancer at home under the care of hospice. He has a PCA pumo, but the nurse forgot to account for the volume of fentanyl required to prime the tubing. Obviously, this means there won't be enough medication to keep him comfortable until the nurse's next scheduled visit. Uncontrolled, intolerable pain like that is definitely an emergency, even if the underlying cause cannot be fixed and the only "treatment" is knocking the patient out with more fentanyl.

Also, dying can be scary for both the patient and family members. Sometimes it's an emergency simply because the patient's loved ones are really scared and need a professional to tell them that everything that is happening is a normal and expected part of the dying process.

Yeah, the narrative is really jumbled here. We started with a gross bellybutton, but then SURPRISE: UTI! However, there doesn't seem to be a reasonable causal relationship between her gross bellybutton and the UTI. Also, kidneys (of which, mind you, she has three). I'm disappointed that she's not hashtagging "triple kidney infection" again. That's a personal favorite munch moment. My idiot ass thought it meant three-in-a-row and not three kidneys. Also, why is she hashtagging renal disease? Is having a third kidney a disease? Legitimate question here. Infection != disease.
Did her totally real fetus in fetu/parasitic sibling get a UTI, too? That's definitely one for the Lancet.
 
I like the concept, but in a horror sense. It would be fun to see in some sort of horror show, and not like that.

If you're going to be a cute medical mermaid, at least glam up your medical accessories! This isn't amateur hour.
Back when Bette Midler was playing gay bathhouses, she would come onstage dressed as a mermaid, in a wheelchair. Because how else do mermaids get around on land?
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Also, dying can be scary for both the patient and family members. Sometimes it's an emergency simply because the patient's loved ones are really scared and need a professional to tell them that everything that is happening is a normal and expected part of the dying process.
People have been fed a whole grip of lies about the peaceful dying process. Yeah sometimes that happens and other times it's terminal delirium. Yes grandma is seeing demons trying to drag her down to hell. No they're not real it's just her organs shutting down and that results in hallucinations sometimes. Call me if she starts speaking Latin.
 
"Call me if she starts speaking Latin."

Cause my Babbel is getting really stuck on finding libraries and I'd like something new & fun to translate
*cries in old ass catholic who went to tridentine mass*

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based healthcare workers. i don't see why this kind of thing is never a wakeup call for them.

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lol fat.

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since*

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*cooperate not corporate
also doubt you didn't want to get admitted lol

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POV: you're delirious and dying and this is the last thing you see

i guess she forgot to have UC again
 
*cries in old ass catholic who went to tridentine mass*

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based healthcare workers. i don't see why this kind of thing is never a wakeup call for them.

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lol fat.

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since*

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*cooperate not corporate
also doubt you didn't want to get admitted lol

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pfp material

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POV: you're delirious and dying and this is the last thing you see

i guess she forgot to have UC again


No, she is saying she is actually a ghost and her body didn't want to CORPORATE....I think this is why she wears wigs as well.
 
Equity and inclusivity requires all definitions to be reconsidered in terms of how they benefit the elite and priviledged.

Hospice care only for the dying? To deny the non dying access to hospice care is to hold up patriarchal systems that hold on to a colonial definition of dying.

Hospices should be accessible to the chronically ill and online. Priority must be given to those who will benefit the longest from it, not people who will just turn up and selfishly occupy a bed and then die.
How could anyone not realize this is tongue in cheek. I legit LOLd
 
Buckle up for the most ridiculous medicolegal case of the year. Article and court ruling.

Evie Toombes, 20, was born with a lipomyelomeningocele, a rare type of spina bifida that is not prevented by folic acid supplementation. Somehow, Miss Toombes has managed to make this the central argument; not that the advice to take folic acid would have prevented her illness but that her mother would have held off conceiving and made an entirely genetically different person.

So was the doctor negligent in his advice? It turns out that he had advised it, and his recommendation was indeed documented in the notes. But Evie's legal team argued that the recommendation was not stressed enough, with her mother "wouldn't have attempted to become pregnant until she was satisfied that she had protected herself as much as possible," meaning that Evie would not have lost the genetic lottery and exist but instead some hypothetical brother or sister who would have been healthy.

The judge's comments on the credibility of the claimant and the lack thereof of the GP is wacky. Of course the doctor can't remember exactly what he said 20 years ago in a ten minute appointment. Never mind the possibility that Mrs Toombes could be being fraudulent - not accepted in Mrs Justice Lambert's eyes. This girl is winning millions on the judge accepting "he said" over actual documentation of the consultation and a weird hypothetical that if her parents had sex a few seconds later their child not-Evie would have been healthy.

Evie's won her case and is planning to sue for millions, for the costs of being disabled her whole life. So, what do these big costs involve? Evie is a British woman who has been entitled to the National Health Service since birth. Oh wait, she is a showjumper looking to go to the Paralympics. It's harder to ride a horse when you can't feel your legs, she says - any added costs to this? Horses are an expensive hobbie.

She can stand on them and mobilise, but there is some weakness and mobility difficulty. Apparently argued in court that she would eventually need a wheelchair. Bladder and bowel incontinence. No doubt there are some real neurological issues. But there are photos of her walking unaided and squatting down on her own instagram. I wonder if the judge saw these.

What a surprise, her instagram is a sickstagram. Horse picture, horse picture, TPN, horse picture...wait, what? What's the TPN for?

"I rely on tubes to stay alive every single day." Somehow the bowel issues mean that she requires TPN...and also an NG tube as well as oral intake. The Hickman line has been in place since July, so this is a new issue. I wonder where this has come from, all of a sudden? Evie has been on some television programmes about hidden disability and even met Meghan and Harry!

See below for a small selection of her health antics. I will come back and add the rest for archival purposes at some point. I hope her case gets thrown out at the court of appeals. It has implications for every healthcare professional ever. What next, "I held off having a baby until I was forty and now he has Down's Syndrome, if you had advised me of this risk I would have conceived a whole genetically different individual a few years earlier"?

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Buckle up for the most ridiculous medicolegal case of the year. Article and court ruling.

Evie Toombes, 20, was born with a lipomyelomeningocele, a rare type of spina bifida that is not prevented by folic acid supplementation. Somehow, Miss Toombes has managed to make this the central argument; not that the advice to take folic acid would have prevented her illness but that her mother would have held off conceiving and made an entirely genetically different person.

So was the doctor negligent in his advice? It turns out that he had advised it, and his recommendation was indeed documented in the notes. But Evie's legal team argued that the recommendation was not stressed enough, with her mother "wouldn't have attempted to become pregnant until she was satisfied that she had protected herself as much as possible," meaning that Evie would not have lost the genetic lottery and exist but instead some hypothetical brother or sister who would have been healthy.

The judge's comments on the credibility of the claimant and the lack thereof of the GP is wacky. Of course the doctor can't remember exactly what he said 20 years ago in a ten minute appointment. Never mind the possibility that Mrs Toombes could be being fraudulent - not accepted in Mrs Justice Lambert's eyes. This girl is winning millions on the judge accepting "he said" over actual documentation of the consultation and a weird hypothetical that if her parents had sex a few seconds later their child not-Evie would have been healthy.

Evie's won her case and is planning to sue for millions, for the costs of being disabled her whole life. So, what do these big costs involve? Evie is a British woman who has been entitled to the National Health Service since birth. Oh wait, she is a showjumper looking to go to the Paralympics. It's harder to ride a horse when you can't feel your legs, she says - any added costs to this? Horses are an expensive hobbie.

She can stand on them and mobilise, but there is some weakness and mobility difficulty. Apparently argued in court that she would eventually need a wheelchair. Bladder and bowel incontinence. No doubt there are some real neurological issues. But there are photos of her walking unaided and squatting down on her own instagram. I wonder if the judge saw these.

What a surprise, her instagram is a sickstagram. Horse picture, horse picture, TPN, horse picture...wait, what? What's the TPN for?

"I rely on tubes to stay alive every single day." Somehow the bowel issues mean that she requires TPN...and also an NG tube as well as oral intake. The Hickman line has been in place since July, so this is a new issue. I wonder where this has come from, all of a sudden? Evie has been on some television programmes about hidden disability and even met Meghan and Harry!

See below for a small selection of her health antics. I will come back and add the rest for archival purposes at some point. I hope her case gets thrown out at the court of appeals. It has implications for every healthcare professional ever. What next, "I held off having a baby until I was forty and now he has Down's Syndrome, if you had advised me of this risk I would have conceived a whole genetically different individual a few years earlier"?

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So glad to see this bish here. Might prove worth her own thread if she carries on at this rate. Absolutely shameless bullshit from her and her mum. A touch of by proxy in the mix and a dash of grifting. And she's a rich white girl because of course she is.

Spina bifida is more of a spectrum of ability than people think. And it's got fuck all to do with needing toobs. She's incontinent bascially with slightly gimpy legs but incontinent isn't cool and Instagrammable.

And if you were worried about not ending up in a wheelchair there are lots of ways for disabled people to safely enjoy equestrianism. Showjumping if your spinal nerves are seriously compromised sounds like insanity to me.
 
Buckle up for the most ridiculous medicolegal case of the year. Article and court ruling.

Evie Toombes, 20, was born with a lipomyelomeningocele, a rare type of spina bifida that is not prevented by folic acid supplementation. Somehow, Miss Toombes has managed to make this the central argument; not that the advice to take folic acid would have prevented her illness but that her mother would have held off conceiving and made an entirely genetically different person.

So was the doctor negligent in his advice? It turns out that he had advised it, and his recommendation was indeed documented in the notes. But Evie's legal team argued that the recommendation was not stressed enough, with her mother "wouldn't have attempted to become pregnant until she was satisfied that she had protected herself as much as possible," meaning that Evie would not have lost the genetic lottery and exist but instead some hypothetical brother or sister who would have been healthy.

The judge's comments on the credibility of the claimant and the lack thereof of the GP is wacky. Of course the doctor can't remember exactly what he said 20 years ago in a ten minute appointment. Never mind the possibility that Mrs Toombes could be being fraudulent - not accepted in Mrs Justice Lambert's eyes. This girl is winning millions on the judge accepting "he said" over actual documentation of the consultation and a weird hypothetical that if her parents had sex a few seconds later their child not-Evie would have been healthy.

Evie's won her case and is planning to sue for millions, for the costs of being disabled her whole life. So, what do these big costs involve? Evie is a British woman who has been entitled to the National Health Service since birth. Oh wait, she is a showjumper looking to go to the Paralympics. It's harder to ride a horse when you can't feel your legs, she says - any added costs to this? Horses are an expensive hobbie.

She can stand on them and mobilise, but there is some weakness and mobility difficulty. Apparently argued in court that she would eventually need a wheelchair. Bladder and bowel incontinence. No doubt there are some real neurological issues. But there are photos of her walking unaided and squatting down on her own instagram. I wonder if the judge saw these.

What a surprise, her instagram is a sickstagram. Horse picture, horse picture, TPN, horse picture...wait, what? What's the TPN for?

"I rely on tubes to stay alive every single day." Somehow the bowel issues mean that she requires TPN...and also an NG tube as well as oral intake. The Hickman line has been in place since July, so this is a new issue. I wonder where this has come from, all of a sudden? Evie has been on some television programmes about hidden disability and even met Meghan and Harry!

See below for a small selection of her health antics. I will come back and add the rest for archival purposes at some point. I hope her case gets thrown out at the court of appeals. It has implications for every healthcare professional ever. What next, "I held off having a baby until I was forty and now he has Down's Syndrome, if you had advised me of this risk I would have conceived a whole genetically different individual a few years earlier"?

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Wow, the grift is strong in this one. She sure looks like she's suffering.....not. Just insufferable.
 
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