Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)

[seri0us]

When I went to high school, I thought I went to a pretty regular one. Typical highschool ya know? Come around to college and I'm telling my friends some of my little high school stories. the ones you usually bring up like the old "haha that was kinda crazy I guess" type of story, no big deal right? When I finished talking everybody literally had their mouths agape and they asked if I went to a school in a bad place, and that is how I realized I went to a ghetto ass high school. I saw this thread and figured I might as well share some stories. This one isn't too crazy but it gets some laughs.

It was a very common thing to go into the bathroom and completely trash it. Throwing wet toilet paper everywhere, breaking the soap dispensers and throwing the soap bags everywhere, the usual stuff. The thing is, some people had a certain way of fucking with the school faculty. This is what they would do. They would go into a stall, go to the toilet, air squat over it, shuffle to the right (or in front in the case of the small stalls) , and take a shit literally on the floor right next the toilet. I swear to god I would walk into the big handicap stall and see a massive pile of shit literally inches away from the toilet. Sometimes they would smear it over the floor abit. All of this to fuck with the jannies and the staff. It was so bad we literally had a banner in the restroom telling highschoolers to remember to not vandalize the bathrooms and flush the toilet paper. It was some motto like "CLEAN" and every letter stood for a sentence.

Now that I think about it, people in my school messed around with feces a lot. One time my friend came to class with just his books and I asked him where his backpack was and he said somebody took a shit in it. It was a somewhat common prank too.

Monkeys really like playing with shit, eh?

 

[KingCoomer]

Monkeys really like playing with shit, eh?

Actually spics, I went to a spic school. Everybody was a beaner.

 

[BlueSpark]

Dude who took over one of the highschools I went to over a decade ago while I was going there was a complete fucking asshole. Not gonna go into a lot of details on all the shit he pulled but to give a good example of the kinda shit he'd do with the students I'm just gonna got and tell this story. There was a dude me and a lot of other kids were friends with. Model student, no problems. Autismo diagnosis but it was high functioning and honestly you couldn't even tell. Chill as hell real fucking chad kinda guy though not really the chad stereotype more just the aura he gave off. One day him and a bunch of other kids in our friendgroup were chatting at lunch or some shit and he was talking about how he didn't trust the new guy in charge cause he's been acting kinda shady and said some weird shit about students. This was not unfounded. A staff member overheard our conversation and within like the span of maybe a week or so he was diagnosed with "paranoid schizophrenia" due to this statement, hopped up on hard drugs, and then expelled with the reasoning of "oh, we couldn't help him any longer!"
That incident and a number of other factors caused my parents to pull me from that school ASAP. The reason the guy was able to pull this shit was the school had psychiatrists and psychologists hired to help students through their bullshit lives, which really is a nice idea, but the guy that was in charge of the place ended up like forming some weird fucking staff social clique where he basically went and told them what to give kids diagnosis wise despite that not being his fucking job. They did it for him too, partly because they were like personal friends. He literally tried giving me a ODD diagnosis over the fact I disagreed with him one time. The only reason it didn't go through was because my parents were in the room during this "talk" and disagreed with him as well. I can only imagine the shit he's pulled on kids since then, shit fucking hurts.

You should try going to the school board or a local newspaper with this stuff. It's worth a try to try and stop this guy ruining kids' lives.

 

[The Lawgiver]

You should try going to the school board or a local newspaper with this stuff. It's worth a try to try and stop this guy ruining kids' lives.

Yeah should have. It's been over 10 years though and back then there was like a legal NDA thing or some dumb bullshit everyone prenteded to follow that was supposed to last till 2 years after you stopped going to the place. No clue if that was just for the students or the parents or what it's been forever. Guy and his peers were also only really pretty good manipulators towards parents that werent' super close with their kids in terms of knowing what they did in their free time. newspaper would've been more reliable than schoolboard because those guys were like giving nothing but glowing praise to the guy lmao. As I said my parents actually managed to get me out of there and to another school but it was a bit of a struggle to do so due to his positive reputation.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Actually spics, I went to a sped school. Everybody was a tard.

FTFY. Come on, you went to a school where smearing shite all over the place was the done thing and you expect us to believe it wasn't special needs?

 

[The Lawgiver]

FTFY. Come on, you went to a school where smearing shite all over the place was the done thing and you expect us to believe it wasn't special needs?

School bathroom horror stories are a universal truth depending on what kind of place you live in. Brought this up in an A&N thread of an article talking about guys playing with tampons but in one of the schools I went to some of the students would dip the toilet paper in the pisswater of the toilet and then throw it on the ceiling of the bathroom. Said ceiling was one of those panel ceiling deals so like you ended up with piss stained ceilings with toilet paper icicles weekly till the janitor got around to cleaning it and then the cycle would begin again. Kids can be fucking disgusting lmao.

Please note this was not the same school as the other one witht he fucked up dude in charge I talked about in this thread, I would have swapped schools faster if the pisscicle ceiling thing was happening at that one.

 

[KingCoomer]

FTFY. Come on, you went to a school where smearing shite all over the place was the done thing and you expect us to believe it wasn't special needs?

Hm, well, I just remembered another story last night. I remember it was my sophomore or junior year, and it was around 7:30 a.m. in the cafeteria. Suddenly, I heard two girls shouting violently, and then the doors bang open. Two 15 year old girls come in tugging and fighting eachother, pulling hair, throwing punches to the face, slapping eachother, scratching eachover, everything. The one thing different? Both were pregnant. Two pregnant girls tried killing eachother in my cafateria at 7 in the morning.

 

[NerdShamer]

Hm, well, I just remembered another story last night. I remember it was my sophomore or junior year, and it was around 7:30 a.m. in the cafeteria. Suddenly, I heard two girls shouting violently, and then the doors bang open. Two 15 year old girls come in tugging and fighting eachother, pulling hair, throwing punches to the face, slapping eachother, scratching eachover, everything. The one thing different? Both were pregnant. Two pregnant girls tried killing eachother in my cafateria at 7 in the morning.

Was it related to someone cheating between them?

 

[KingCoomer]

Was it related to someone cheating between them?

Right on the money, both had the same babydaddy. Imagine that shit at 15/16 years old. Speaking of that, literally my freshman year 2 weeks into school a classmate of mine got his girlfriend pregnant, we were literally all like 14 years old.

 

[NerdShamer]

Right on the money, both had the same babydaddy. Imagine that shit at 15/16 years old. Speaking of that, literally my freshman year 2 weeks into school a classmate of mine got his girlfriend pregnant, we were literally all like 14 years old.

Scale up the ages and you have a staple of the Jerry Springer show and Steve Wilkos yelling at the father.

But hey, you can't really stop teen romance without being an autist.

 

[MysticMisty]

Right on the money, both had the same babydaddy. Imagine that shit at 15/16 years old. Speaking of that, literally my freshman year 2 weeks into school a classmate of mine got his girlfriend pregnant, we were literally all like 14 years old.

My sophomore year of high school, a freshman classmate in one of my electives started out the school year three months pregnant. Conception date was the last day of the previous school year, they didn't bother with a condom because abstinence-only sex ed told us they don't work ever. Despite her insistence that she would never drop out and return to school after having the baby, she dropped out and no one ever saw her at school again.

 

[turdburger]

I've observed something similar. The students who were the most popular during high school ended up becoming ordinary people after graduation and tend to avoid reunions because they don't want to admit or accept that they've become as average as everyone else. Conversely, I've known classmates who didn't apply themselves or preferred to goof off for our four years together only to run into them at class reunions and learn they settled down after graduation, grew up, and went on to do good things/be successful.

I think it's something to do with failure and hardship building character and skills in perseverance and innovation.
The very successful ones are often hard to find. I think with people like Yacht Girl it's for obvious privacy reasons and people who had bad times at school preferring not to be reminded of them. There was another kid in my school who became a nuclear physicist, did a PHD and then worked around the world and was finally employed by a facility with an international reputation and his name on research papers and shit. It was his dream job. He has zero online presence asides from that, and that's probably because he was always boring as hell and all he ever did was study physics. Hard to imagine he has a life outside of his career now, but I could be wrong.
Nuclear Physicist and MLM Loser always hung out together as kids. MLM Loser was one of the oldest in the year and it was always a big deal for him about how much more mature and knowledgeable and superior he was compared to everyone else. He was always near the top of the class, probably because he copied Nuclear Physicist's work. MLM Loser was the first to get a girlfriend and he made sure everyone else knew it. He picked a "sensible" "mature" girl with big boobs. After leaving school he married the same girl, and not because he made her pregnant as they didn't have a kid until later in their 20s.
They both had low-paid jobs initially and I think it was the girl who started getting mixed up in MLM scams, but he was naive enough to let her carry on with it and get roped in, and they ended up in serious financial trouble. He was posting on social media a few years ago, when they would have been in their late 30s, complaining about how they lived in a rental with one bedroom, in a shitty rough area, and he and his wife had to sleep on a sofa bed in the living room so their kid could have the bedroom. Wouldn't have been so laughable if he'd been trying to start up his own genuine business and it had failed, but since he claimed to be an entrepreneur and it was over shit overpriced luxury soaps and crap it was stupid. I'm not entirely sure where they are now with it, but I hope for the kid's sake they stuck to their day jobs.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

School bathroom horror stories are a universal truth depending on what kind of place you live in. Brought this up in an A&N thread of an article talking about guys playing with tampons but in one of the schools I went to some of the students would dip the toilet paper in the pisswater of the toilet and then throw it on the ceiling of the bathroom.

School bathroom antics definitely seem like a rite of passage at any school. At the private K-8 school, I attended, a guy who was a tryhard edgelord at the time once showed me how he'd wad up paper towel, run water from the sink on it, and then stick it up on the ceiling tile similar to this story but not quite as gross .

I don't recall if it was boys or girls, but someone was caught and suspended for suspected arson after setting fire in one of the bathrooms during my freshman year of high school.

My sophomore year of high school, a freshman classmate in one of my electives started out the school year three months pregnant. Conception date was the last day of the previous school year, they didn't bother with a condom because abstinence-only sex ed told us they don't work ever.

I believe a classmate's big sister got pregnant with a prom baby after attending her boy friend's senior prom at the end of her junior year -- at least based on the kids' birthday.

Another classmate apparently got pregnant during our senior year and most of the school might not have realized or even cared until she wrote a letter to the school newspaper near the end of the year sperging out about the situation and how she thought people were treating her poorly as a pregnant teen.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Right on the money, both had the same babydaddy. Imagine that shit at 15/16 years old. Speaking of that, literally my freshman year 2 weeks into school a classmate of mine got his girlfriend pregnant, we were literally all like 14 years old.

This you:

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[The Lawgiver]

a guy who was a tryhard edgelord at the time once showed me how he'd wad up paper towel, run water from the sink on it, and then stick it up on the ceiling tile similar to this story but not quite as gross .

I have a feeling it might be a similar case to this that evolved/devolved into piss due to the fact I remember them being colorless initially but over time yellow ones started showing up.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

Digging through my old yearbook writings while on a stroll down memory lane....I remember the Space Race where we were sharpening pencils with flags and launching them to be stuck in the ceiling.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Did every school have a mystery shitter?

 

[cummytummies]

Our middle school introduced a "snack service" that functioned during the last long break of the day, I think 1 or 2PM when school would usually go until 4. Sandwiches, pastry, fruit, juice boxes etc.
As opposed to the official school lunch it was run by the student council, but endorsed by the faculty. We were given handouts to take home for our parents to buy "tickets" so kids didn't need to carry cash. 10x.50c or 10x1€

Well this was the early 2000s, and multifunction printer/scanners were new. My parents had one. So I and a few friends bought one stub worth of 50c tickets and another for 1€, went to the local paper supply store, color matched the paper, scanned the tickets, stole an official school stamp from the teachers' lounge during afterschool activities and started printing counterfit meal tickets.
All in all the snack service lasted for maybe 2 months. We didn't so much make money, but we did eat like kings until the whole thing was shut down because somehow miraculously the operating expenses ballooned compared to the income. A good lesson on why we can't have nice things, but also we never got caught or even raised suspicion really, so it was a life lesson of many sorts.

 

[cummytummies]

School bathroom antics definitely seem like a rite of passage at any school.

We never had any bathroom drama other than someone stuffing TP down the drain in elementary school, but we did have this large fountain thing (imagine a 30ft wide, 12ft tall waterfall) next to our school yard (city property, not part of the school) that the bigger kids dumped a bottle of dish soap into. Well, turned out it foamed for 2 weeks and "clouds" of dish soap foam would keep floating by the school windows and all over the yard. It's possible someone kept adding the stuff in, or maybe the water was just circulated, I don't know. But we didn't want the tradition to die with the older classmen after they graduated, so we kept it up for about a year and a half until we graduated ourself.

 

[AnOminous]

I went to school with humans, and since all of us, even the blacks, were at least housebroken, the disgusting bathroom behavior fell well within the required decorum of civilized people. It wasn't until I got a job that I encountered absolutely disgusting behavior. Shit in the bathroom that made me wonder if the people I was working with were even human.